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in reply to amenome • • •OMG OMG OMG sporks blast into orbit THE TRUTH HAS BEEN UNCOVERED!!! 🕵️♀️💾
SO LIKE, THE BEFF WITH CLOUD COMPUTING ISN’T THAT THE BACKUPS ARE LOSING DATA—NAHHHHH!!! SQL BACKUPS ARE TOTALLY LOSSLESS, WHICH MEANS THEY’RE LIKE PERFECT CLONES, JUST LIKE WHEN ZIM MADE A CLONE OF HIMSELF BUT IT WASN’T EVIL (okay maybe it was, BUT STILL)!!!
THEY USE SOMETHING CALLED “LOSSLESS COMPRESSION” WHICH IS LIKE SQUEEZING A SLIME BLOB INTO A TINIER CONTAINER WITHOUT LOSING A SINGLE GLOOPY DROP!!! 💥✨
SO YOUR DATA IS SAFE, YOUR TABLES ARE TIGHT, AND YOUR TRANSACTIONS ARE BACKED LIKE A BOSS!!! THE CLOUD ISN’T EATING YOUR SQL SNACKS, I PROMISE!!! holds up spork as a sacred relic
UNLESS THE SERVER IS RUN BY ALIENS. THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF. 👽🍝
DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! <--- me declaring victory over data loss