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Who is James Bond in 007 First Light? James Bond Voice Actor Explained
The James Bond voice actor in 007 First Light has finally been officially revealed. This is who portrays the younger spy in action.
The post Who is James Bond in 007 First Light? James Bond Voice Actor Explained appeared first on Insider Gaming.
Sana’a reveals the UN role in the government massacre and presents evidence
On Tuesday, Yemen revealed the UN’s role in orchestrating the massacre of the government in the capital, Sana’a.Exclusive – Al-Khabar Al-Yemeni:Mohammed Al-Bukhaiti, a member of the political bureau of the Ansar Allah movement and governor of DhamarDAILY YEMEN
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New Sins of a Solar Empire 2 DLC makes the 4X game even bigger and more complex
Have you been playing Sins of a Solar Empire 2 and wished you had an even bigger selection of massive ships? Then you'll be happy to hear that the game's Reinforcements DLC not only gives you a handful of new, larger vessels, it also adds in several new ways to win. And now, publisher and co-developer Stardock Entertainment has revealed that the ...
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New Sins of a Solar Empire 2 DLC makes the 4X game even bigger and more complex
Sins of a Solar Empire II's new Reinforcements DLC, which adds new ships, new ways to win and more, gets a September release date.Chris McMullen (PCGamesN)
BTC Climbs Above $112K as Trump-Backed American Bitcoin Debuts on Nasdaq – Markets and Prices Bitcoin News
The firm is one of the many digital asset treasury companies following in the footsteps of Michael Saylor’s wildly successful Strategy.Frederick Munawa (Bitcoin News)
SOL Price Prediction: Solana Breaks $209 as Galaxy Digital Launches SEC-Registered GLXY Tokens – Is SOL Ready for New Highs?
SOL price prediction sees Solana break $209 as Galaxy Digital launches SEC-registered GLXY tokens, marking the first US equity on blockchain.Anas Hassan (Cryptonews)
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
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What we can learn from the “Russian GPS interference” story.
On Monday morning it was widely reported that a private jet ferrying Ursula Von Der Leyen to Plovdiv in Bulgaria was subject to “GPS interference”, and had to navigate using paper chart…OffGuardian
Fed Sets Stablecoin Showdown for Oct. 21 – Business Models Face Scrutiny
Fed has set Oct 21 payments conference with Stablecoin at the center, as it has ended Novel Activities and scaled back oversight.Hassan Shittu (Cryptonews)
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As bugs and bad performance spoil an otherwise excellent Helldivers 2 update, Arrowhead CEO says its 'technical debt is crippling'
"We've been lax in setting standards for what's fine."
The wall confronting large language models
Link: arxiv.org/abs/2507.19703
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
The wall confronting large language models
We show that the scaling laws which determine the performance of large language models (LLMs) severely limit their ability to improve the uncertainty of their predictions.arXiv.org
Vijay Prashad: Liberals Paved the Way to the Far Right
The passivity — and complicity — of Global North liberals and social democrats has paved the way for the global rise of the far-right of a special type.Consortium News
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Dreamhaven Lays Off an Undisclosed Number of Staff
Dreamhaven has laid off an unspecified amount of employees, as per a LinkedIn post from the CEO.
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Dreamhaven Lays Off an Undisclosed Number of Staff - Insider Gaming
Dreamhaven has unfortunately laid off an unspecified number of employees, as per a LinkedIn post from the CEO.Michael Murphy (Insider Gaming)
The DAT Shift: What’s Pulling Biotech Firms Into the Crypto Treasury Game? – Crypto News Bitcoin News
Research indicates that more than 100 public firms have embraced the DAT strategy, with a significant portion of them in the biotech sector.Jamie Redman (Bitcoin News)
U.S. Bancorp Restarts Bitcoin Custody After SEC Rollback as ETF Demand Surges
U.S. Bancorp relaunched institutional crypto custody, reviving a 2021 program paused amid tougher accounting and supervisory guidance.Hassan Shittu (Cryptonews)
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Sanrio Released Cogimyun 10th Anniversary Merchandise
While the Kuromi 20th anniversary and My Melody 50th one are the more notable celebrations in 2025, Cogimyun celebrated its 10th anniversary this year and Sanrio released Sweets Party merchandise to celebrate. These items first started appearing in Japan on September 2, 2025, with a full rollout happening on September 3-4, 2025. There’s no word on a worldwide release of ...
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Sanrio Released Cogimyun 10th Anniversary Merchandise - Siliconera
Sanrio mascot Cogimyun turned 10 this year, and the Sweets Party line of merchandise appeared to celebrate that.Jenni Lada (Siliconera)
From Revolution to Revival: Russell Brand Embraces Trump and Israel
Russell Brand’s abrupt turn right: endorsing Trump, defending Israel and courting the far right after years as a leftist icon.Alan Macleod (MintPress News)
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007 First Light Is More That Just Spies And Style, Launches March 2026 On Switch 2
But it is a Game-Key Card.IO Interactive's 007 First Light was one of the most surprising Switch 2 reveals during the April 2025 Nintendo Direct. The Hitman developers were already giving us its World of Assassination trilogy, but a brand new game — let alone a James Bond game? — yes please.Now, courtesy of today's 007 First Light State of ...
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007 First Light is the Hitman and Uncharted Hybrid I Wanted it to Be
All of the biggest story and gameplay details on James Bond’s next adventure, 007 First Light.
CovertAction Bulletin: Dems Pay Influencers to Pretend They Are Grassroots - CovertAction Magazine
According to recent reporting by Taylor Lorenz in Wired, a secretive dark money group is funding influencers to post pro-Democratic Party messaging on social media services—paying them up to $8,000 per month...Rachel Hu and Chris Garaffa (CovertAction Magazine)
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No Man's Sky Ships Go All Out, From Thomas The Tank Engine To The Space Nokia Brick
No Man's Sky players are showing off their creativity in the Voyagers update.
Participation of representatives from 18 African countries in serving visitors of Imam Al-Askari
The Intellectual and Cultural Affairs Department of the Al-Abbas's (p) Holy Shrine announced the participation of representatives from 18 African countries in providing services to the visitors arriving in Samarra, commemorating the martyrdom anniver…ABNA English
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007 First Light Collector's Edition Comes With A Golden Gun Replica
007 First Light Specialist Edition $70 | Releases March 27, 2026 Preorder at Amazon 007 First Light Legacy Edition $300 | Releases March 27, 2026 Preorder at Amazon Preorders for 007 First Light are starting to go live following PlayStation's State of Play gameplay stream showcasing IO Interactive's espionage adventure. 007 ...
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007 First Light Collector's Edition Comes With A Golden Gun Replica
007 First Light releases March 27, 2026, and Bond fans can secure multiple in-game bonuses by ordering early.Steven Petite (GameSpot)
1inch Taps Ondo Finance to Unlock Access to Tokenized RWAs
DEX Aggregator 1inch has upgraded its Swap API to grant access to tokenized RWAs, which is powered by Ondo Finance.Coingape Staff (CoinGape)
Building the most accurate DIY CNC lathe in the world
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Building the most accurate DIY CNC lathe in the world
Nothing like pairing a nice clickbaity title with a dry academic talk. Wanted to summarize this whole diamond turning lathe project in one video so here ya go.YouTube
Kadyrov published a neural network generation of Trump in a papakha against the backdrop of the White House
The head of the Chechen Republic decided to show a video generated by a neural network on his Telegram channel. The main character of the video was US President Donald Trump.Александр Чернов (Военное обозрение)
Solana (SOL) Price News: Outperforms BTC, Poised to Follow Ether's 200% Rally on ETF and Treasury Demand
SOL is the "most obvious long right now," Arca CIO Jeff Dorman said in a fresh report.Krisztian Sandor (CoinDesk)
Ukraine’s parliament backs crypto legalization, taxation bill in first reading
After a first reading, Ukraine’s parliament voted to support a bill that would legalize and tax cryptocurrencies, further legitimizing the industry.Christopher Tepedino (Cointelegraph)
The CLARITY Act Defined “Mature” Blockchains. Here’s What It Missed.
Decentralization is not enough to determine whether a blockchain is truly mature, argues Algorand’s Chief Strategy Officer Marc Vanlerberghe.Marc Vanlerberghe (CoinDesk)
XRP Price Forecast as $30M Treasury Push Fuels Growth — Is a 66% Rally Ahead?
XRP price gains traction as VivoPower and Doppler Finance deploy $30M while analyst highlight a 66% rally if $2.47 support holds firm.Coingape Staff (CoinGape)
Ask HN: Looking for Headless CMS Recommendation
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
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New 007 Game Out March 2026, $300 Version Comes With Golden Gun
IO Interactive's 007: First Light arrives in about seven months on PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC
The post New 007 Game Out March 2026, $300 Version Comes With Golden Gun appeared first on Kotaku.
Writing a C compiler in 500 lines of Python (2023)
Link: vgel.me/posts/c500/
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
Writing a C compiler in 500 lines of Python
Blog about linguistics, programming, and my projectsvgel.me
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Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play, and it just hit its cheapest price ever
Baldur's Gate 3 is brilliant. Even if you're not a fan of fantasy, you can't deny the sheer quality of this turn-based RPG. From its unsettling tadpole-behind-the-eye scenario to its carefully-crafted cast of characters to the sheer freedom it offers, it's an absolute treat. But if you've been holding off for a price drop, now's the time to take the ...
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Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play, and it just hit its cheapest price ever
Have you been holding out on buying Baldur's Gate 3? With a massive 25% off, now's the time to pick up this award-winning fantasy RPG.Chris McMullen (PCGamesN)
Understanding Transformers Using a Minimal Example
Link: rti.github.io/gptvis/
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
Understanding Transformers Using A Minimal Example
Visualizing the internal state of a Transformer modelrtti.de | Fullstack DevOps ML
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Poor man's bitemporal data system in SQLite and Clojure
Link: evalapply.org/posts/poor-mans-…
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
Poor man's bitemporal data system in SQLite and Clojure
On trying to mash up SQLite with ideas stolen from Accountants, Clojure, Datomic, XTDB, Rama, and Local-first-ers, to satisfy Henderson's Tenth Law. Viz.EvalApply.org
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007: First Light is so much more than Hitman - with its 'breathing' structure, it looks like the ultimate composite video game
When IO Interactive first announced it was uptaking work on what was then known as 'Project 007', the internet collectively cheered. There was one practically unanimous reaction: this is a match made in heaven. Read more
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007: First Light is so much more than Hitman - with its 'breathing' structure, it looks like the ultimate composite video game
When IO Interactive first announced it was uptaking work on what was then known as 'Project 007', the internet collecti…Alex Donaldson (Eurogamer.net)
The Neo-Platonic Invisible College: Rosicrucians, Theosophists and Tavistock to the Rise of Silicon Valley's Transhumanist Priests
The ‘Invisible College’ was the informal name given to a secret society that was established in 1646 amidst the English Civil War by Astronomer/Alchemist Christopher Wren, Mathematician/Mystic Robert Boyle and other followers of Sir Francis Bacon, Jo…Matthew Ehret (Matt Ehret's Insights)
Fascist reactionaries with a sprinkle of classic philosophy to cover up ignorance
You can not make circuits work with prayers or eulogies .. or setting ideals of "creating life" through electronics.
Bitcoin Treasury Backed By Winklevoss Twins Raises $147 Million
Backed by the Winklevoss Twins, Treasury has raised $147M and holds nearly $150M and 1,000 BTC; Gemini has filed for a U.S. IPO near $2.2B.Julia Smith (Cryptonews)
Microsoft Releases Historic 6502 Basic
Link: github.com/microsoft/BASIC-M65…
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
GitHub - microsoft/BASIC-M6502: Microsoft BASIC for 6502 Microprocessor - Version 1.1
Microsoft BASIC for 6502 Microprocessor - Version 1.1 - microsoft/BASIC-M6502GitHub
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Persona 5: The Phantom X Gets More Gold Ticket Characters in 2.0
The 2.0 X-Stream for Persona 5: The Phantom X finished and, in addition to confirming new additions we already knew would appear, it announced more exchange characters will be available after the update. This means there will be three more units on the Gold Tickets Contract banner, which is always available. Everything starts to appear after the patch ...
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Persona 5: The Phantom X Gets More Gold Ticket Characters
The 2.0 Persona 5: The Phantom X update arrives this week and adds more characters to the Gold Ticket general pool, like Marian and Joker.Jenni Lada (Siliconera)
Who Owns, Operates, and Develops Your VPN Matters
Link: opentech.fund/news/who-owns-op…
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
Who Owns, Operates, and Develops Your VPN Matters: An analysis of transparency vs. anonymity in the VPN ecosystem, and implications for users
New research: Eight popular, commercial VPN apps operate deceptively and put more than 700 million users at risk of authoritarian surveillance.OTF
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Michael Saylor’s Strategy May Enter the S&P 500 as Early as Friday – Crypto News Bitcoin News
Strategy (NASDAQ: MSTR) is one of the few high performing equities shortlisted for inclusion in what many consider to be the top stock index.Frederick Munawa (Bitcoin News)
Ether rally to $5.5K possible due to illiquid supply and bullish ETH futures signal
Bullish ETH futures data and an increase in illiquid supply could see Ether price target $5,500 next.Biraajmaan Tamuly (Cointelegraph)
Polymarket CEO Announces CFTC 'Green Light' for US Operations Launch
The CFTC has granted Polymarket no-action relief, letting the platform return to the U.S. market with limited exemptions for event contracts.Anas Hassan (Cryptonews)
Dogecoin Price Prediction: Elon Musk’s Lawyer Leads $175M Treasury Play – Wall Street Funneling Millions into DOGE
Elon Musk’s Lawyer has been tapped to lead a $175M Treasury effort – Dogecoin price prediction now eyes a surge with new institutional demand.Harvey Hunter (Cryptonews)
Ondo Launches Global Markets: 100+ Tokenized U.S. Stocks on Ethereum - Key Takeaways:
Ondo’s tokenized equities are designed to mimic stablecoin functions, al... - cryptonews.com/news/ondo-launc… #blockchainnews #tokenization #news #ondo #rwa
Ondo Launches Global Markets: 100+ Tokenized U.S. Stocks on Ethereum
Ondo has launched Global Markets, offering tokenized access to 100+ U.S. stocks and ETFs on Ethereum for eligible non-U.S. investors.Hongji Feng (Cryptonews)
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007 First Light Release Date Confirmed, Arrives Just Before GTA 6
As part of the PlayStation State of Play event today, Hitman developer IO Interactive showed off lots more of its upcoming James Bond game, 007 First Light, and confirmed the game's release date.007 First Light will launch on March 27, 2026 for PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Switch 2--that's about two months before GTA 6 lands on May 26, 2026.Also during the ...
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007 First Light Release Date Confirmed, Arrives Just Before GTA 6
The new James Bond game lands an early 2026 release date.Eddie Makuch (GameSpot)
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007 First Light launches March 27, 2026
007 First Light will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, Switch 2, and PC via …
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007 First Light launches March 27, 2026 - Gematsu
007 First Light will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, Switch 2, and PC via Steam and Epic Games Store on March 27, 2026…Sal Romano (Gematsu)
Let Them In: Opening Gaza To The Foreign Press Corps - Oriental Review
Should journalists be allowed to record the vast, engineered crime taking place in Gaza and in real time, silencing them will be hard.Binoy KAMPMARK (Oriental Review)
PC Gamer just posted:
IO Interactive stuck with a young Bond for 007 First Light because it wanted to make 'something for the gamers'
"I certainly hope a few people will be surprised."
Microsoft Releases Historic 6502 Basic
Link: github.com/microsoft/BASIC-M65…
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
GitHub - microsoft/BASIC-M6502: Microsoft BASIC for 6502 Microprocessor - Version 1.1
Microsoft BASIC for 6502 Microprocessor - Version 1.1 - microsoft/BASIC-M6502GitHub
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Game of Thrones, X-Men Star Sophie Turner Confirmed to Play Lara Croft in Amazon's Tomb Raider Series
Amazon’s Tomb Raider series will start shooting in 2026, with Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner confirmed to play Lara Croft.
Poland has asked the United States to invite it to the G20
This was announced by Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski. “As Poland has joined the club of ‘trillion-dollar economies’ (countries with a GDP of more than $1 trillion), I have requested that the United States, as the chair of the G20 in 2026, invite …newsmaker newsmaker (English News front)
Trump's American Bitcoin trading debut halted 5 times amid volatility
American Bitcoin (ABTC), a mining company, faced several trading halts on Wednesday, following the company's public debut in the US stock market.Vince Quill (Cointelegraph)
Ether (ETH) News: New Grayscale ETF Looks to Generate Income
The new ETF, which began trading last week under the ETCO ticker, aims to use an options strategy to generate income.Helene Braun (CoinDesk)
Kevin O’Leary’s $13M Bet on Rare Sports Card
The Shark Tank investor sees NFTs as a "fad" and is focused on real-world collectibles.Jennifer Sanasie (CoinDesk)
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Metal Eden Already Has Positive Reviews On Steam Within 2 Days Of Launch
Check out why Metal Eden, a new futuristic dystopian FPS shooter, has very positive reviews on Steam within 2 days of launch.
Speeding up PyTorch inference on Apple devices with AI-generated Metal kernels
Link: gimletlabs.ai/blog/ai-generate…
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
Speeding up PyTorch inference by 87% on Apple devices with AI-generated Metal kernels
Our lab investigated whether frontier models can write optimized GPU kernels for Apple devices to speed up inference. We found that they can: our AI-generated Metal kernels were 1.87x faster across 215 PyTorch modules.Taras Sereda (Gimlet Blog)
Putin: Russia and China are united in our vision of building a just, multipolar world order, with a focus on the nations of the Global Majority - Friends of Socialist China
We are pleased to republish below the full text of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s interview with Xinhua News Agency, conducted on the eve of his visit to China to attend the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (SCO) Tianjin Summit and the commemora…Friends of Socialist China
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Conservative news network Newsmax files antitrust lawsuit against Fox News
The conservative news network Newsmax filed an antitrust lawsuit against Fox News on Wednesday.DAVID BAUDER (ABC7 Los Angeles)
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If you thought you were creative, wait until you’ve seen No Man’s Sky community’s Corvettes
No Man's Sky's latest update, Voyagers, added customizable Corvettes into the game, allowing players to truly express their creativity. Some understood this assignment all too well, crafting unique designs or replicating the most (in)famous ships of our own blue little space rock. No Man's Sky players are known for being ...
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Best Corvette designs in No Man's Sky – Destructoid
Out-of-this-world designs, literally.Andrej Barovic (Destructoid)
The link between the Communist Parties of Vietnam and Cuba is the cornerstone of bilateral relations
As part of the visit by Miguel Díaz-Canel Bermúdez, First Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Cuba (PCC) and President of the Republic, to the Socialist Republic of Vietnam, it was agreed to continue improving cooperation mec…en.granma.cu
Perplexity AI Predicts the Price of XRP, World Liberty Financial and Dogecoin by the End of 2025
Perplexity AI predicts bullish momentum for XRP, WLFI, and Dogecoin in 2025, citing Ethereum’s surge and strong market signalsAhmed Balaha (Cryptonews)
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All Cats And Locations In Cronos: The New Dawn
Cronos: The New Dawn is a survival-horror game set in an alternate-history Poland, destroyed after a mysterious disease changed people into monsters. As you explore, you will occasionally find cats, for a total of 10 across the game, who will drop valuable items for you, or even provide keys to locked rooms. The cats are often tucked away off to the side, so you will need to keep ...
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All Cats And Locations In Cronos: The New Dawn
Your feline friends offer bonuses, items, and even access to new weapons if you can reach them.James Carr (GameSpot)
Airbus B612 Cockpit Font
Link: github.com/polarsys/b612
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
GitHub - polarsys/b612: Eclipse B612
Eclipse B612. Contribute to polarsys/b612 development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub
Nuclear: Desktop music player focused on streaming from free sources
Link: github.com/nukeop/nuclear
Discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4…
GitHub - nukeop/nuclear: Streaming music player that finds free music for you
Streaming music player that finds free music for you - nukeop/nuclearGitHub
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Review: Adventure Of Samsara (Switch) - Atari's Throwback Metroidvania Embraces Cycles Of Life, Death, And More Death
Not all songs are silky.Spare a thought for Adventure of Samsara, Atari’s newest retro-styled Metroidvania. Developed for over a decade by the Brazilian studio Ilex Games, it has the unlucky distinction of releasing on the very same day as ultra-anticipated Hollow Knight: Silksong, which is bound to take ...
New Pump.Fun Fee Structure Pays Creators More Than Twitch, Generates $2.1M in 24 Hours
New Pump.fun fee structure has driven $2.1M in daily payouts, with small streamers now earning more than Twitch creators.Anas Hassan (Cryptonews)
Nasdaq-Listed Firm Pivots to DAT Strategy With TON Focus; Scaramucci Joins as Advisor – Crypto News Bitcoin News
AlphaTON, formerly Portage Biotech Inc., has announced a financing initiative to acquire approximately $100 million in TON tokens.Jamie Redman (Bitcoin News)
Bitcoin Price Prediction: Gold Hits All-Time High as BTC Flashes Classic Supercycle Setup – Is $250K Just the First Stop?
Gold hits $3,572 while Bitcoin breaks out of a key channel. Is BTC’s next supercycle starting, with $250K as the first milestone?Arslan Butt (Cryptonews)
CFTC Gives Crypto Prediction Platform Polymarket Greenlight To Launch In the U.S.
CFTC clears Polymarket for U.S. relaunch, signaling regulatory adaptation towards an emerging sector of the crypto market.Paul (CoinGape)
An 'Innocent' News Photo Reveals Russia's Plans for Ukraine – Or Maybe It Wasn't So Innocent? Réseau International
By Hal Turner. Russia is telling everyone how things will turn out. If Zelensky and his Western comrades continue their pointless fight, Ukraine will find itself without access to the Black Sea.Réseau International
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