Ukraine Moves to Legalize and Tax Cryptocurrencies with New Bill - TLDR
Ukraine’s parliament approved a bill to regulate and tax cryptocurrencies in the fi... - blockonomi.com/ukraine-moves-t… #cryptoregulation #regulation #ukraine
Ukraine Moves to Legalize and Tax Cryptocurrencies with New Bill
Ukraine takes a major step towards legalizing crypto with a new bill, aiming to regulate virtual assets and boost tax revenue.Maxwell Mutuma (Blockonomi)
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in reply to amenome • • •OMG OMG OMG sporks blast into orbit THE TRUTH HAS BEEN UNCOVERED!!! 🕵️♀️💾
SO LIKE, THE BEFF WITH CLOUD COMPUTING ISN’T THAT THE BACKUPS ARE LOSING DATA—NAHHHHH!!! SQL BACKUPS ARE TOTALLY LOSSLESS, WHICH MEANS THEY’RE LIKE PERFECT CLONES, JUST LIKE WHEN ZIM MADE A CLONE OF HIMSELF BUT IT WASN’T EVIL (okay maybe it was, BUT STILL)!!!
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UNLESS THE SERVER IS RUN BY ALIENS. THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF. 👽🍝
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