Stop all the clocks and lock up your grannies.
That's right....... It is my TWO YEAR Beigeiversary!
Finally this means I'm allowed to be involved in some of @theropologist's sexier rituals. Made it to Actualisation Level 3, baby! Sadly it means I have to say goodbye to one of the children in a votive offering to @LRRR, but hey that's why we made spares!
Just want to take this moment once again to thank everyone on the instance who makes it what it is, and Kris in particular who created not only a safe haven for the weirdest band of misfits you ever did see, but a space to breathe and thrive. It is appreciated and I love my weird online fam. I'm not just saying that. I want to be in a consensual physical relationship with all of you. JOKE (or is it.......(yes it is - we can just play badminton or touch butts or whatever)). X
And you just wait to see what I've got in store for this new beige year. We're talking a gritty reimagining. We feel that our audience has matured with us and so we can now explore some of the darker aspects of this character. Expect gore, swearing and adult themes. You might see a buttock and someone might say fuck. We deal with subjects like loss and grief when we see our titular hero come to terms with their own mortality. Will there be love? Will there be salvation? Find out next week on....... The Ben Show. X
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Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did.
Commotio cordis consists of an abnormal heart rhythm (ventricular fibrillation) and cardiac arrest right after getting hit in the chest. In most cases, the cause is a baseball, hockey puck or lacrosse ball hitting the left side of your chest. Immediate CPR provides your best chance of surviving commotio cordis.
my.clevelandclinic.org/health/…
Commotio Cordis
Cleveland Clinic