A group of 27 former EU ambassadors has urged the bloc to suspend its association agreement with Israel, citing serious violations of international law in Gaza.

In a letter published Friday by Brussels-based EUobserver, the former diplomats who previously served in the Middle East and North Africa or maintain a strong interest in the region โ€” expressed deep concern over the EUโ€™s lack of concrete action.

middleeastmonitor.com/20250711โ€ฆ

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Foreign Office minister Hamish Falconer met with Israeli politician Yair Golan on Thursday, where the pair reportedly discussed the need for a "just plan for Gaza to ensure long-term security for both Israelis and Palestinians".

Yair Golan was found guilty of ordering the use of Palestinians as human shields in 2007 and has previously said that Israel's starvation of Gaza is "completely legitimate".

thenational.scot/news/25308200โ€ฆ

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Dass eine Polizei, die rechtswidrig ein Regime deckt, das permanent lรผgt und groteske Tรคter-Opfer-Umkehr betreibt, selbst lรผgt und Tรคter-Opfer-Umkehr betreibt, ist nur konsequent. ruhr.social/@webzwonull/114835โ€ฆ

Israeli forces have exhumed graves and stolen bodies from the Turkish Cemetery in western Khan Younis, according to Gazaโ€™s Ministry of Endowments and Religious Affairs. The incident took place at dawn on Thursday, July 10, a brutal military raid.

Tanks and bulldozers reportedly stormed Al-Mawasi area, destroying graves and desecrating the cemetery grounds.

The ministry called it โ€œa scene that defies all humanityโ€.

qudsnen.co/israel-exhumes-gravโ€ฆ

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Israel has continued to assault Gaza with on onslaught of air strikes. Once again, many aid-seekers have been killed whilst queuing for food and other vital supplies.

However, such atrocities are not taking up much space in Western media outlets. As horrifying death tolls emerge daily, the scourge of the American-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) continues to bring danger to a starving population.

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#Iran #US #AlUdeid #AirBase
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"Iranโ€™s ballistic missile attack on Washingtonโ€™s Al-Udeid base in Qatar last month resulted in a direct hit on a US communications site, according to satellite imagery reviewed by AP on 11 July"
So, the US geodesic dome housing equipment used for secure communications, got destroyed. How do you say "What a shame" in Arabic?

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The Israeli army said Friday it reinforced its forces in the occupied West Bank with two additional military battalions.

โ€œAccording to the situation assessment, a decision was made to reinforce two battalions in the Central Command sector,โ€ the army said in a statement, according to the Israeli daily Yedioth Ahronoth.

The "Central Command sector" refers to the West Bank, said the newspaper.

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En France, les exilรฉs gazaouis pourront tous prรฉtendre au statut de rรฉfugiรฉ

Une dรฉcision rendue ce vendredi 11 juillet par la Cour nationale du droit dโ€™asile reconnaรฎt que les demandeurs dโ€™asile palestiniens venus de la bande de Gaza sont persรฉcutรฉs en raison de leur nationalitรฉ, et peuvent donc bรฉnรฉficier dโ€™une seule et mรชme protection.

Par Nejma Brahim โ€บ mediapart.fr/journal/france/11โ€ฆ

in reply to Emmanuel Florac

Il est intรฉressant de crรฉer de l'รฉvaporation, c'est le principe du frigo sauf que le frigo crรฉe du froid enfermรฉ pour restituer la chaleur par sonโ€ฆ radiateur. En crรฉant des glaรงons pour se rafraรฎchir, on crรฉe de la chaleur dans la piรจce, c'est ballot. Alors, supposons qu'on a des voiles devant les fenรชtres, ben l'idรฉal c'est de les mouiller par vaporisation. On n'est d'ailleurs pas obligรฉ de se limiter aux fenรชtres, on peut mettre des linges mouillรฉs un peut partout, de prรฉfรฉrence au plus prรจs du sol, car la vapeur d'eau froide va se rรฉchauffer pour monter, elle va crรฉer une turbulence, une brise infime mais efficace ; l'air frais va progressivement monter pour refroidir l'air chaud du dessus. On peut mรชme dormir sous un drap humide, on se doute bien que c'est froid. Et c'est froid pourquoi ? Car l'eau s'รฉvapore, comme le gaz dans les parois d'un frigo. Mais dans un frigo, c'est un circuit fermรฉ, le moteur (qui chauffe) va recompresser le gaz en liquide ou le circuit exploserait. L'eau est composรฉe de molรฉcules serrรฉes qui en s'รฉvaporant vont prendre plus de place jusqu'ร  chasser les molรฉcules d'air chaud, idรฉalement vers l'extรฉrieur, comme un frigo par son radiateur.
Notre corps aussi est un frigo, en buvant de l'eau, une certaine quantitรฉ va s'รฉvaporer par notre peau. Lorsqu'on a trop chaud, il faut s'hydrater.
Pour la circulation d'air, il vaut mieux ouvrir petit face au vent (ร  l'entrรฉe) et ouvrir en grand ร  la sortie. Il suffit de tester en soufflant dans sa main : en fermant les lรจvres comme pour souffler sur la soupe, la sensation sur la main est froide, tandis que si la bouche est grande ouverte, c'est chaud. Et comme la chaleur monte, il faut faire entrer l'air frais par le bas, de sorte que l'air chaud soit chassรฉ par le haut.
On peut combiner les deux techniques d'รฉvaporation ventilation en ouvrant lรฉgรจrement la porte d'une cave humide si on ne l'a pas trop isolรฉe, l'air humide va monter et sa vapeur d'eau en expansion va chasser l'air chaud par le haut. Pour une meilleure circulation de l'air, on ne bloquera pas l'entrรฉe d'air par les soupirails et on ouvrira les fenรชtres ร  l'รฉtage. Un peu le principe du puit provenรงal.
Et il y a moyen de rรฉflรฉchir encore. Par exemple ร  mettre derriรจre les vitres exposรฉes au soleil des couvertures de survie, rรฉflรฉchissantes. Il y a moyen d'aller trรจs loin dans ce type d'idรฉes. Par exemple un ventilateur crรฉe un courant d'air frais, en irradiant de la chaleur par son moteur. Toute รฉnergie consommรฉe produit de la chaleur : une centrale nuclรฉaire produit de l'รฉlectricitรฉ et de la chaleur, l'idรฉal est donc d'oublier l'รฉnergie en รฉtรฉ pour n'utiliser que la physique. Bon, pas tout ร  fait, car l'รฉnergie c'est de la physique. Et il y a de bonnes et de mauvaises idรฉes. Je voyais un meme oรน quelqu'un dormait devant son frigo ouvert. C'est bien ร  l'avant, mais ร  l'arriรจre du frigo c'est de la chaleur qui est produite. Donc รงa ne sert ร  rien, sauf ร  augmenter sa facture รฉnergรฉtique et dans l'absolu ร  augmenter la chaleur globale par consommation รฉnergรฉtique. C'est se tirer une balle dans le pied. Et ร  l'รฉchelle de la planรจte, toute รฉnergie fossile ou minรฉrale (comme l'uranium) consommรฉe le sera finalement pour rรฉchauffer l'atmosphรจre et crรฉer des turbulences insoutenables : vents, pluies, sรฉcheresses.
Ce qui est efficace, c'est la transformation d'un liquide en phase gazeuse, c'est la ventilation et l'isolation, mais en gardant ร  l'esprit que c'est toujours une question de vases communicants. Rien se crรฉe, tout se transforme. Et c'est une mauvaise idรฉe que d'utiliser un corps solide comme รฉnergie, car elle sera en expansion de maniรจre gazeuse ร  un moment ou un autre. Un caillou de charbon ou d'uranium consommรฉ va augmenter la chaleur globale selon son potentiel รฉnergรฉtique. Et toujours ร  augmenter l'effet de serre, en se transformant en gaz divers. C'est absolu.

Israeli civilians operating heavy machinery in Gaza can earn as much as $9,000 per month, TheMarker reported on Thursday.

Since the start of the war on Gaza, the Israeli military has been systematically demolishing homes and civilian infrastructure across the Palestinian enclave.

Heavy machinery has played a central role in this destruction, operated both by soldiers and civilians.

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ฮ— ฯ†ฮตฯ„ฮนฮฝฮฎ ฮผฮฑฯ‚ ฮตฮบฮดฮฎฮปฯ‰ฯƒฮท ฮธฮฑ ฯ‡ฯ‰ฯฮนฯƒฯ„ฮตฮฏ ฯƒฮต ฮดฯฮฟ ฮผฮญฯฮท.

ฮฃฯ„ฮฟ ฮ‘' ฮผฮญฯฮฟฯ‚ ฮธฮฑ ฮณฮฏฮฝฮตฮน ฯ€ฮปฮฎฯฮท ฮตฮฝฮทฮผฮญฯฯ‰ฯƒฮท ฮณฮนฮฑ ฯ„ฮฟฮฝ ฮฑฮณฯŽฮฝฮฑ ฯ…ฯ€ฮตฯฮฌฯƒฯ€ฮนฯƒฮทฯ‚ ฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ฯ€ฮฑฯฮฑฮปฮฏฮฑฯ‚ ฮผฮฑฯ‚. ฮฃฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฯƒฯ…ฮฝฮญฯ‡ฮตฮนฮฑ ฮท ฮฟฮผฮนฮปฮฎฯ„ฯฮนฮฑ, ฮบฮฑ ฮ™ฯƒฮฑฮฒฮญฮปฮฑ ฮœฮฟฮฝฮนฮฟฯฮดฮท, ฮœฮตฯ„ฮฑฮดฮนฮดฮฑฮบฯ„ฮฟฯฮนฮบฮฎ ฮ•ฯฮตฯ…ฮฝฮฎฯ„ฯฮนฮฑ ฯƒฯ„ฮฟ ฮคฮผฮฎฮผฮฑ ฮฉฮบฮตฮฑฮฝฮฟฮณฯฮฑฯ†ฮฏฮฑฯ‚ ฮบฮฑฮน ฮ˜ฮฑฮปฮฌฯƒฯƒฮนฯ‰ฮฝ ฮ’ฮนฮฟฮตฯ€ฮนฯƒฯ„ฮทฮผฯŽฮฝ, ฮ ฮฑฮฝฮตฯ€ฮนฯƒฯ„ฮทฮผฮฏฮฟฯ… ฮ‘ฮนฮณฮฑฮฏฮฟฯ…, ฮธฮฑ ฮผฮฑฯ‚ ฯ€ฮฑฯฮฟฯ…ฯƒฮนฮฌฯƒฮตฮน ฯƒฯ…ฮฝฮฟฮปฮนฮบฮฌ ฯ„ฮฟ ฮถฮฎฯ„ฮทฮผฮฑ ฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ฮดฮนฮฌฮฒฯฯ‰ฯƒฮทฯ‚ ฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ฯ€ฮฑฯฮฑฮปฮฏฮฑฯ‚ ฮ•ฯฮตฯƒฮฟฯ.

ฮฃฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮตฮบฮดฮฎฮปฯ‰ฯƒฮท ฮธฮฑ ฯƒฯ…ฮผฮผฮตฯ„ฮญฯ‡ฮตฮน ฮบฮฑฮน ฮผฮญฮปฮฟฯ‚ ฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ฮตฯฮตฯ…ฮฝฮทฯ„ฮนฮบฮฎฯ‚ ฮฟฮผฮฌฮดฮฑฯ‚, ฮฟ ฮบฮฟฯ‚ ฮฆฯŽฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ฮจฮฑฯฯฯŒฯ‚, ฮฅฯ€ฮฟฯˆฮฎฯ†ฮนฮฟฯ‚ ฮ”ฮนฮดฮฌฮบฯ„ฮฟฯฮฑฯ‚ ฯƒฯ„ฮฟ ฮคฮผฮฎฮผฮฑ ฮฉฮบฮตฮฑฮฝฮฟฮณฯฮฑฯ†ฮฏฮฑฯ‚ ฮบฮฑฮน ฮ˜ฮฑฮปฮฌฯƒฯƒฮนฯ‰ฮฝ ฮ’ฮนฮฟฮตฯ€ฮนฯƒฯ„ฮทฮผฯŽฮฝ, ฮ ฮฑฮฝฮตฯ€ฮนฯƒฯ„ฮทฮผฮฏฮฟฯ… ฮ‘ฮนฮณฮฑฮฏฮฟฯ….

ฮฃฯ„ฮฟ ฮ’ ฮผฮญฯฮฟฯ‚ ฮธฮฑ ฮฑฮฝฮฑฯ†ฮตฯฮธฮฟฯฮผฮต ฯƒฮต ฮฌฮปฮปฮฟฯ…ฯ‚ ฯ€ฮตฯฮนฮฒฮฑฮปฮปฮฟฮฝฯ„ฮนฮบฮฟฯฯ‚ ฮฑฮณฯŽฮฝฮตฯ‚ ฯƒฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮ›ฮญฯƒฮฒฮฟ ฮบฮฑฮน ฯ„ฮฟ ฮ’ฯŒฯฮตฮนฮฟ ฮ‘ฮนฮณฮฑฮฏฮฟ. ฮคฮฟฯ€ฮฟฮธฮญฯ„ฮทฯƒฮท ฮธฮฑ ฮบฮฌฮฝฮตฮน ฮตฯ€ฮฏฯƒฮทฯ‚ ฮท ฮบฮฑ ฮ•ฯฮผฮนฯŒฮฝฮท ฮฆฯฮตฮถฮฟฯฮปฮท, ฮผฮญฮปฮฟฯ‚ ฯ„ฮฟฯ… ฮšฮฟฮนฮฝฯ‰ฮฝฮนฮบฮฟฯ ฯ‡ฯŽฯฮฟฯ… ฮ‘ฮฝฯ„ฮฏฮฒฮฑฯฮฟ ฮฑฯ€ฯŒ ฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮงฮฏฮฟ ฯƒฯ‡ฮตฯ„ฮนฮบฮฌ ฮผฮต ฯ„ฮฟฮฝ ฯ„ฮฟฯ€ฮนฮบฯŒ ฮฑฮณฯŽฮฝฮฑ ฮตฮฝฮฌฮฝฯ„ฮนฮฑ ฯƒฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮตฮพฯŒฯฯ…ฮพฮท ฮฑฮฝฯ„ฮนฮผฯŒฮฝฮนฮฟฯ… ฯ€ฮฟฯ… ฮปฮฑฮผฮฒฮฌฮฝฮตฮน ฯ‡ฯŽฯฮฑ ฯƒฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮณฮตฮนฯ„ฮฟฮฝฮนฮบฮฎ ฮงฮฏฮฟ.

ฮ ฮฟฮปฯ ฮตฮฝฮดฮนฮฑฯ†ฮญฯฮฟฮฝ ฮตฮบฮดฮฎฮปฯ‰ฯƒฮท ฮฑฮพฮฏฮถฮตฮน ฮฝฮฑ ฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฯ€ฮฑฯฮฑฮบฮฟฮปฮฟฯ…ฮธฮฎฯƒฮตฯ„ฮต!

ฮŸฮน ฮ‘ฮนฮณฮนฮฑฮปฮฟฮฏ ฮฑฮฝฮฎฮบฮฟฯ…ฮฝ ฯƒฮต ฯŒฮปฮท ฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฮบฮฟฮนฮฝฯ‰ฮฝฮฏฮฑ!
ฮŸฮงฮ™ ฯ„ฯƒฮนฮผฮญฮฝฯ„ฮฑ ฯƒฯ„ฮทฮฝ ฯ€ฮฑฯฮฑฮปฮฏฮฑ!

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ฮ ฯฯ‰ฯ„ฮฟฮฒฮฟฯ…ฮปฮฏฮฑ ฮ•ฯฮตฯƒฮฟฯ - ฮ ฮตฯฮนฮฒฮฑฮปฮปฮฟฮฝฯ„ฮนฮบฯŒฯ‚ ฮšฮฟฮนฮฝฯ‰ฮฝฮนฮบฯŒฯ‚ ฯƒฯฮปฮปฮฟฮณฮฟฯ‚.

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EFF has talked to public defenders who worry how the proliferation of AI-generated police reports is "going to affect cross-examination" by potentially giving cops an easy scapegoat when accused of lying on the stand, EFFโ€™s Matthew Guariglia told @arstechnica. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20โ€ฆ

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Imperial Hypocrisy About "Terrorism" Hits Its Most Absurd Point Yet


The US has removed Syriaโ€™s Al Qaeda franchise from its list of designated terrorist organizations just days after the UK added nonviolent activist group Palestine Action to its own list of banned terrorist groups.


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Imperial Hypocrisy About "Terrorism" Hits Its Most Absurd Point Yet


The US has removed Syriaโ€™s Al Qaeda franchise from its list of designated terrorist organizations just days after the UK added nonviolent activist group Palestine Action to its own list of banned terrorist groups.


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Do you have good engineers yet in America?
I was listening to a compilation of old top gear episodes where they talk about American cars.
Only slightly interested in cars at all but the 3 guys are good.

I notice a theme off American cars having shit handling around corners and bends. Fair enough. You havenโ€™t got any.

But then also the theme of massive big motors, and then you get less horsepower than a small European city car. 6L V8 motor and it makes like 180 horsepower.

Right

The EPSTEIN AFFAIR:

This isnโ€™t going away.

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And itโ€™s not about some pig watching pornography, itโ€™s about CHILD VICTIMS beings enslaved and sexually abused by sick disgusting elite pigs AND further loss of trust in our government.

Sorry, it needs to be said.

Iโ€™m not believing what weโ€™ve been told. If TRUE, then why is Maxwell in Prison?

And using our money to do it

Small acts of rebellion to give you back a sense of control

- Ride your bike
- Shop local and independent
- Use a website instead of an app
- Find a more ethical brand of an everyday item
- Repair something instead of replacing it
- Buy direct from an artist whose work you love
- Turn your phone off for 1 hour
- Block ads with uBlock Origin and Firefox
- Make an actual phone call to a loved one
- Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Add more ๐Ÿ‘‡

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_'Tis but thy name that is my Enemy:
Thou art thy selfe, though not a Mountague,
What's Mountague? it is nor hand nor foote,
Nor arme, nor face, O be some other name
Belonging to a man.
What? in a names that which we call a Rose,
By any other word would smell as sweete,
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo cal'd,
Retaine that deare perfection which he owes,
Without that title Romeo, doffe thy name,
And for thy name which is no part of thee,
Take all my selfe.._1

But when it comes to class and class interest, and acts in those interests, Shakespeare's no help.

_The Ladson were large plantation owners and wealthy merchants in Charleston, and owned hundreds of slaves until slavery was abolished in 1865. James Ladson served in the American Revolutionary War and became lieutenant-governor of South Carolina, while his son James H. Ladson was part of the Charleston oligarchy that was influential in launching the American Civil War. The President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen, who lived under the name Rose Ladson in her 20s, is a descendant of the family through her American great-grandmother._2

And then there's the Bremen branch and the Hanse3..

_son of the wealthy cotton merchant George Alexander Albrecht (1834โ€“1898) and Louise Dorothea Betty Knoop (1844โ€“1889). His father was the owner of the company Johann Lange Sohn's Wwe. & Co.; his mother was the daughter of the major industrialist, Baron Ludwig Knoop, one of the most successful entrepreneurs of the 19th century Russian Empire.... From 1896 to 1901, he lived in London, Moscow and the United States.... In 1902, he married the American Mary Ladson Robertson (1883โ€“1960), who belonged to a prominent planter class and slave owner family from Charleston_4

No, the EU does not represent ordinary europeans.

#uvdl #vdl #eu #ue #hanse #oligarchy


  1. Shakespeare | The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet |Act 2 Scene 2 - Wikisource โ†ฉ๏ธŽ
  2. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladson_fโ€ฆ โ†ฉ๏ธŽ
  3. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseateโ€ฆ โ†ฉ๏ธŽ
  4. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Albโ€ฆ โ†ฉ๏ธŽ

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Muslims support the perpetrators ๐Ÿ˜ก
A trial is underway of two violent Muslim male suspects in Manchester, England who attacked and injured police in July 2024. They argue it was self-defense.

One unarmed female officer was beaten in the face, having her nose broken. Police body camera footage shows the officer bleeding and screaming as backup arrived.

Left-wing politicians and Muslims expressed support for the Muslim family at the time. Some Muslims even rioted outside a police station in Rochdale. minds.com/newsfeed/17903306801โ€ฆ

in reply to Lucy_maybe ๐Ÿญ

I have no idea what you are trying to interpret - the event was real.

It's the one that led to the arrest of those Muslim men with a video that has been spread as "violence against Muslims" ๐Ÿ˜ก

And those colors are just what they actually use in that airport. They could not just cut them out of the picture.

I really don't get your point...

Are all #ISO #auditors this fucking dumb or is it an act, to lure you into oversharing, revealing your process dirty laundry?

Srsly this guy (once again, 4/4 new auditor in as many #certification audits/inspections) is asking fundamentally basic questions that make me think "have you... ever... engineered anything in your life before? why are you an auditor."

Like explaining what a jira workflow is... or what a branch/merge strategy is. Fuck's sake.

in reply to Third spruce tree on the left

Before I retired my coworker and I used to love our auditors. Love fucking with them, that is. Seriously, made our day sometimes, and we especially loved fucking with the new greenhorn auditors that just graduated college and got hired by Toilet & Douche (Deloitte & Touche) and we were their first assignment.

We didn't have ISO audits but we did have SOx-404 audits. (Sarbanes-Oxley.)

So many auditors were left crying and questioning their life's choices after we got done with them.

We never had a deficiency in the 17 years I was in my position, even after Deloitte (and their auditors) were told to find deficiencies that it looked bad that we never had any.

Then there was the time Compliance wanted to audit my PKI so they brought in some auditors from E&Y. Supposedly their top PKI people. Brought on a consultant for that since I was confident in my practices and implementation but I didn't have the same air of "authority" as someone who made a living doing PKI audits and PKI consulting.

Still passed with flying colors even after the E&Y auditors tried to claim that everything we were doing was bullshit.

I hate auditors. Love fucking with them, but hate them none the less.

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AND YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE OVERSHARING. I used to tell new employees when they came into our group: Treat the auditors like you would the Police.

Never divulge ANY information unless specifically asked for.

Never lie, but don't tell them anything.

And never let them take your evidence away with them. They want to see evidence, they can look at it on your screen in your cube. They can take notes. But they can't take anything physical.

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@gme Damn, sounds like fun.

I would love messing with our auditors, but save for the one guy we had up to 3 yrs ago when he retired who actually _knew_ shit, it seems like we always get idiots.
Or maybe they're experienced in a hardware engineering concern and know what a BOM is, might know what "change control" means, but start talking software development and its like you're speaking martian. And heaven help you if you're an agile shop, it breaks their brains.

in reply to Third spruce tree on the left

For us, most of our important backend systems were UNIX, Linux, and Mainframe. When I retired in 2022 we were well on our way to moving stuff to Windows but we would never be able to get completely off *NIX or the Mainframe and it was fun to see these auditors that had no idea was a Mainframe was, what an LPAR was, JCLs, /etc/sudoers, or *NIX permissions for files and directories, trying to make their square pegs fit into our round holes.

They'd come at us and tell us they've found all these deficiencies and we'd show them how their methodology was flawed and how there weren't any deficiencies, or they were inserting control parameters into our SOX controls where none existed.

Every year we got audited. Sometimes the same auditor would come back for a couple of years but the vast majority were stupid greenhorns who couldn't navigate the command line.

The fact that all of our processes were automated (and auditable) really made things simple for us too.

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BOM? Going to take a wild guess but is that a Bill of Materials?

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And oh doggy did we have change control. Ran the complete gamut where every tiny change had to be documented and approved. Which naturally slowed everything down and made the entire department less productive.

To when I left minor changes still needed to be documented but the approvals were much more streamlined. It was mainly honor system but everyone knew if you implemented a change and marked it as minor and it took something down or caused an outage you were going to have to get in front of the entire change advisory board the following week and explain why your "minor" change caused the outage (with the idea being that maybe it shouldn't have been a minor change to begin with.)

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Analysis: The GHF distribution sites are positioned to aid Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza.

~analyst Daniel Levy

Israel says it aims to move 2 million Gazans into a tiny area in the south. Levy says it can't accommodate them & it's not Israel's real intention.

โ€œThe intention is to use this as a staging post to ethnically cleanse, physically remove, as many as possible Palestinians from the landscape."

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#EthnicCleansing #GHF #USPol #EuroPol @palestine .

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