This video appears cute and harmless. Until you realize that the premise of the episode was that ALF got a hard on for the family's teenage daughter and made this music video to win his way into her pants.

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✊MUTU MEDIAS LIBRES✊
La ministre FNSEA veut promulguer la criminelle loi Duplomb imposée par la mafia agro-industrielle
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I didn't see the multiple camera angles before.
Do not fuck with open carry

Security Guard with RIFLE STOPS Shooter Outside Alaska Bar!
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On the Occasion of the 72nd Anniversary of the Victory in the Fatherland Liberation War Great War Victory #DPRK kfauk.com/on-the-occasion-of-t…
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We are looking for an investor who can loan our holding company 237,000 US dollars.

With this money, we will open a farm in Baku, Azerbaijan to produce animal-based food.

We will also make our own animal feed, so our products will be healthier, better quality, and cheaper.

Because we sell quality products for less and have strong advertising, we will sell more worldwide and make big profits.

Why Azerbaijan? Because animal farming makes a lot of money there, but few people do it. That’s why we will earn more by starting in Azerbaijan.

Additionally, by producing our own animal feed, we will be able to sell healthier, higher quality animal products at a lower price.

Since we can sell quality products cheaply and thanks to our strong advertising network, we will be able to sell more internationally and make huge profits.

The reason for establishing the business in Azerbaijan is that animal husbandry is a very profitable business in Azerbaijan, but since there are very few people doing animal husbandry, establishing the farm in Azerbaijan will provide us with more income.

Your profit:

You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.

Your earnings will be great. When 22.03.2026 comes, you will get your money back as 953.00 US dollars.

You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.

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@adenholding

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Inspects Supply Base of KPA Unit and Acquaints Himself with Paddy-field Catfish Breeding #DPRK kfauk.com/respected-comrade-ki…

WTF is wrong with these people. I don't do dope, I don't drink. I am fairly mentally stable.

None of this matters because "You must be mentally ill because you live outside".

I have had similar things like this used against me and I guarantee they will use it in this fashion as well.

They ARE coming for YOU next.

latimes.com/california/story/2…

Boost the following post with the text that makes it #Illegal2BHomeless at the federal level in #AmericKKKa AND read it for yourself.

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in reply to 🤙🏻 Savory James Skunkle 🤙🏻

@feralphilosophernc

I live in CA. Watching this ridiculous chase across LA where the cops literally shut down the freeway to let OJ ramble along. Him sitting in the front seat with a gun to his head while a friend drove him around live on camera. Unbelievable stupidity! His actions clearly showed he believed he was quilty and that attorney of his hauling out a stuffed briefcase before the cops could look around OJ's house.

What a waist of taxpayer's money!

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Visits Sinchon Class Education House #DPRK kfauk.com/respected-comrade-ki…

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Sends Gifts to War Veterans in DPRK #DPRK kfauk.com/respected-comrade-ki…

Ατύχημα στη Δονούσα: Το κενό πρωτοκόλλου στις απομονωμένες παραλίες θα κοστίσει ζωές jacobin.gr/atychima-sti-donous…
Ένα σοβαρό ιατρικό περιστατικό στη Δονούσα τις προηγούμενες ημέρες αποκάλυψε με οδυνηρό τρόπο την ανετοιμότητα του συστήματος υγείας στις άγονες περιοχές και, ειδικότερα, την απουσία πρωτοκόλλου για ατυχήματα σε απομονωμένες παραλίες χωρίς οδική πρόσβαση. Λίγο μετά τις 4 το απόγευμα της 11ης Ιουλίου, η

"...on July 25, President Trump issued an executive order that seeks to put “#homeless individuals into long-term institutional settings” with those seen as mentally ill candidates for this long-term lockup. Given that state laws govern forced treatment standards, this executive order would need to rely on #bullying tactics from the President and his administration, related to the withdrawing of federal funds to states that failed to comply..."

(Get) Mad In America
madinamerica.com/2025/07/ameri…

in reply to Smeetoo

@Smeetoo My town is a prostitute for the poverty industrial complex. It doesnt want poor workers. It wants institutionalized or institutionalizable people it can milk for grant funding. That is THE ONLY HOMELESS FUNDING in this gentrified california shithole, and they like it that way.

Then they point at the 'problems' caused by that plan, like Nazis... vilifying their victims, and have a huge pig department that's literally incompetent for anything besides BHU casualty oversight

Athènes: Pas de squatteur en prison! Campagne pour les frais de justice pour la communauté des squats de Koukaki
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"C’est en mars 2017 que nous avons ouvert pour la première fois la porte du 45 rue Matrozou et commencé à réparer le bâtiment afin qu’il puisse accueillir nos luttes, nos désirs, nos besoins et nos corps. Et quand ceux-ci, quelques mois plus tard, ne pouvaient plus

Vers la fin des foyers de travailleurs immigrés ?
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"Les foyers de travailleurs immigrés sont transformés en « résidences sociales ». L'objectif proclamé est de résorber un habitat insalubre et d'intégrer une population « marginale ». L'objectif réel est de casser les solidarités ouvrières mises en place par les travailleurs immigrés, et continuer de leur refuser le statut de locataires qu'ils revendiquent depuis 1/2 siècle.

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CA 352 été

"Two sexes," they say. "Any others are unnatural"

MUSHROOMS: but we have 17,000 sexes. Whoops sorry just discovered another one. Make that 17,001.

"The female of the species," they proclaim, "is the one that carries the fetus to term. Males can't get pregnant. It's unnatural."

SEAHORSES: but our males do.

"It's so simple," they declare, a little nervously, "If you were born with a penis, you're a male. Boom."

SPOTTED HYENA: but our females have penises.

"If you were born with a vaginal canal, you're a girl," they scream. "If you weren't, you aren't. End of story."

TURTLES: but our males are. and they can even breathe through them.

"Biological sex can't be changed," they shriek, self-righteously."That's just science".

CLOWNFISH: but we do it all the time

"You can pretend to be a gender you weren't born as, they gasp, assuring themselves that surely this time they will emerge victorious, "animals can't just up and change their chromosomes. That's common sense."

BUTTERFLIES AND MOTHS: but we can. explosive chromosomal macroevolution is literally a part of our lifecycle.

"But chromosomes determine biologi-"

BEARDED DRAGONS: ours are determined by the weather

"But the Bible says male and female he made th-"

BLUEHEADED WRASSE: all of us are born female

"But you can't just wake up one day and deci-"

GROUPER (MALE): we literally do.

"But gender isn't flui-"

GROUPER (MALE): sometimes we change back

"But you can't just pick what gender you're going to be on any given day!" They shriek, "It doesn't work that way!!"

GROUPER (FEMALE): ahem

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About to cash out for the fourth time this month. I’ve done survey sites over the last 30 years or so, and with most, I’ve never even cashed out once in my lifetime. With this one, it seems fairly simple to accumulate money from the surveys and from your referrals cashing out, and into then cash out yourself. Hey there! I’ve been using PaidViewpoint to take quick surveys and make a little extra money by sharing my thoughts and opinions about brands, products, and more. You should try it! Join me here: paidviewpoint.com/landing/?r=n…
in reply to Rich W. Beardsley

@Rich lmao...Who cares how people feel about it. Do it anyway. If they make you change instances, just migrate your account. This is why I didn't go with Dragonscave...I've heard their admins are douchebags who try to control what members post and how they post to some degree. I know stickbear.me is pretty open on what you can post/say, as is the instance I'm on.

Human’s eating toddlers in ancient times?

Humans have always eaten their kind. No food? First to die becomes dinner. Just ask the Donner Party and that group stuck in the Andies after the plane crash.

dnyuz.com/2025/07/26/scientist…

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Stevey

@Murray_N
This confirms my suspicions we are getting hosed up here like a bunch of hosers eh !!
Also I have an iPhone 13 so it’s not even that new , the pay n go option is there
I admit to being a convenience compliant person when it comes to cell phone plans. I’ve had the same number for 20 years almost
Thanks for all the information yall

Η Γαλλίδα ευρωβουλευτής Emma Fourreau, στο στόλο Handala Freedom πριν λίγο:
«Ο ισραηλινός στρατός είναι εδώ».
«Πετάμε τα τηλέφωνά μας στη θάλασσα».
"Τα λέμε σύντομα."
«Σταματήστε τη γενοκτονία. 🇵🇸 »

#zionism #IsraelTerroristState #Israel #EU #nazism #FreePalestine

Do the little things you can:

1) Cover for the vulnerable (you didn't see shit)
2) Donate to aid organizations
3) Slow down (don't rush aside for an ICE car convoy)
4) Witness (because someone will care about the truth later)
5) Spend your dollars wisely when you can
6) Vocally express this is not OK (silence helps the oppressors)
7) Spanners in the works (Grand Juries not indicting protestors for example)

No individual act is too small; and all the little acts add up.

""Defund the #police" has gotta be one of most unhinged liberal #ideas. You're telling me you recognise the #harm #cops do to #communities, across the board, and especially the harm done already marginalised or at-risk #people, and your #solution is to partially reduce the amount of resources we funnel to the source of #harm. Let's also #defund #concentrationcamps, but we can't get rid of them entirely, that would be #anarchy!"

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"None of the Commission’s recommendations can end the crisis, which is primarily due to the profit motive. Public ownership is the only viable alternative but is opposed by the government."
"... the Environment Secretary Steve Reed claims that nationalisation would cost £100bn. Ministers have not shown their calculations and have been unable to provide answers in parliament..."

leftfootforward.org/2025/07/pu…

Corporate/neoliberal Dems are the party of LOSERS and corrupt assholes. Sweep them aside for candidates that serve WORKING CLASS VALUES.
"Above all, working-class voters are economically progressive. Seventy-five percent favor an increase in the minimum wage, 88 percent are for the government’s reducing prescription drug prices, and 65 percent agree that corporate boards of directors should be required to include workers."
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