Cyberpunk 2077: TAXPUNK
“In Night City, taxes are as inevitable as betrayal.”
Forget chrome-plated shootouts and corpo espionage—this expansion dives into the real horror of the 2070s: navigating the Night City Revenue Service (NCRS).
New Main Questline: “Audit or Die”
You’ve dodged bullets, hacked Arasaka mainframes, and tangled with cyberpsychos—but now comes the deadliest gig of all: filing your tax returns on time.
- The Hook: After a high-profile gig goes sideways, V receives a notice: you owe 1,475,000 eddies in back taxes. Interest is compounding at 120% daily (Night City rates, baby).
- The Twist: Turns out, refusing to pay taxes in Night City doesn’t get you arrested—it gets you flatlined. The NCRS contracts tax enforcement to budget cyber-assassins called Auditors.
New Gameplay Features
- Holo-1040EZ Forms: Jack into the TaxNet and manually fill out cyber-forms riddled with corpo-coded jargon. One wrong keystroke and your deductions trigger an audit-bot swarm.
- Skill Tree Expansion: “Financial Literacy”
- QuickBooks Reload – Reduce penalty damage from missed filings.
- Offshore Haven – Unlock secret Panamanian servers for laundering eddies.
- Charitable Donation Exploit – Generate tax write-offs by donating to “nonexistent” charities run by Fixers.
- Mini-games:
- Receipts Tetris – Organize your crumpled meal and ammo receipts before they expire.
- Corporate Shell Shuffle – Hide income by stacking shell companies like Russian dolls.
New Factions
- The Deductibles: A gang of ex-accountants turned mercs who exploit tax loopholes as both weapon and shield.
- The Turbo Auditors: Cybered-up revenuer hounds with chrome calculators built into their arms. Rumor says their leader, Form-69X “The Withholder”, can sniff out undeclared income from a mile away.
- Militech Tax Division: Not officially a faction, but they’ve cornered the market on “premium tax assistance”—aka extorting small-time mercs for kickbacks.
Romance Option
- Lydia “The Ledger” Kowalski – A jaded, chain-smoking tax preparer who helps you navigate the NCRS’s labyrinth. She can be romanced if you prove your ability to hide income from three megacorps simultaneously.
New Weapons
- W-2 Widowmaker: A smartgun that automatically recalculates your opponent’s net worth and deducts it from their health pool.
- The Red Pen: A mono-katana styled like a giant IRS auditor’s pen. Critical hit chance increases against corpo execs.
- Refund Grenade: Blows up and showers enemies with counterfeit eddies—stunning them as they scramble to scoop up the cash.
Endings
- Pay in Full – You liquidate your chrome, your guns, even your apartment, and pay off the debt. V lives…but broke as a preem.
- The Loophole – By founding a “religion,” you exempt yourself from Night City taxes entirely. You become a prophet of the Cult of Write-Offs.
- Audit Armageddon – You refuse to play by the system. The NCRS deploys its final weapon: The Mega-Auditor, a 12-story robot shaped like a calculator. Boss fight ensues.
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Jesus Christ, my heart 😍😍😍
My orphington is broody again! (She just had chicks in june) so im meeting a lady tonight to get some silkie eggs since i lost both my silkie boys 🙁
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Esp in their first week or 2
Mine did the same but momma will teach them
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Apparently watched me for months until he made his move, because hes taken 2 before
Took 3 birds at once including my most precious, the silkies
When I free range, Id stay out there with them from sunrise to 12ish
Then check them every 20 mins or so after that until I put them up
But now they are never unsupervised ever again.
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •You shouldn't worry tho. Really after the first few days, i stop eorrying. They are strong enough by that point and usually do very well 🥰
KiKi
in reply to KiKi • • •Its been a week and 3 days now lol
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •I got in trouble with my landlady for shooting at it the first time lol
Someone called the cops. She didnt care but had to tell me I can't do that again
I really loved those little goofs
I miss giving them their belly rubs before bed every night
I really hate foxes now lol
Grumbleshroom
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Unknown parent • • •Don't think I haven't tried
I've had several encounters with it but by the time I had to react, they were way up the driveway
Which is about 300 steps away
Ωmega
in reply to KiKi • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Was your turkey ok?
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Ωmega
in reply to KiKi • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Im thinking about getting a guard dog tho
Mines not very good at it
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •But i don't really know how that works
They are loud and chase things off but wouldn't a fox just grab that too?
Tell me cause I'll start looking for one 🤔
Rose
in reply to KiKi • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •How much is a donkey
Ωmega
in reply to KiKi • • •llamas, alpacas (especially), donkeys
also the usual dogs.
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Maybe i can cut some of that off tho
Idk how much I can afford to do
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •This is gay
Rose
Unknown parent • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Just wretched
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Fuck them
Devil May Kuklinski 🏴☠️☑️
Unknown parent • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Atleast for when I have to leave for a bit
They are so used to having a huge spot to range
But yeh I could use one for sure
SamhradhGoat
in reply to KiKi • • •I'm not sure if applies to your situation, but have you consider using chicken tractors?
I can give a whole bunch of links if it might be useful.
KiKi
Unknown parent • • •But that's alot of upkeep and work, for just one
We had 7 of them growing up and it was alot to handle
tiddlywinkler
in reply to KiKi • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •If I was a cow, id also be fat
Rose
Unknown parent • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •Rose
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Unknown parent • • •I had a cat that used to suck her own tits
Idk why but it was...something to behold
Rose
in reply to KiKi • • •KiKi
Unknown parent • • •I did! The only thing I can think of is she got off her mom's tits too soon
My sister found her when she was a little bitty thing
Scarlett
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