14 DAYS AGO: Trump enters the longest period in his entire life without a day of golf

10 DAYS AGO: Trump reflects on his mortality, says he wants to enter heaven

8 DAYS AGO: Bruising seen on his hand. Transfusions speculated.

6 DAYS AGO: Vance releases a public statement saying he is ready to become President in case of a "tragedy"

4 DAYS AGO: Trump disappears from public

TODAY: No public events scheduled this weekend

NOW: Truth Social has been taken down.

Now look I'm not trying to give you false hope. But I'm just saying I have a very particular songlist queued up and ready to go and it has "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" on it.

#TrumpDead

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