SCENE: A SAN FRANCISCO BOARD ROOM

"Boys, our biggest competitor is a huge advertising company with a reputation that's rapidly nose-diving because the main thing people interact with is speed-running itself into unusable AI garbage. How can we make our own browser even less popular?"

"Boss, I got a crazy idea, but it just might work..."

LATER:

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