is...is your wife a tranny?

I remember when i was young and people would talk about "growing up" or "being responsible" but then think back and I'm sure you remember your parents having a falling out with some friend or other and if you think hard it should have been obvious that the advice adults should give children is whatever you're like when you're 18 is probably how you're gonna be when you're 81. You don't actually change, you just get wrinkles.

If I was like I was at 18, I'd be dead. 😒

plausible deniability.

Of course he pegs the wrong hole

AND AGAIN WITH THE PEGGING WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Fucking minecraft hookers is the worst. Round peg, square hole. 😒