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The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
WATCH: Border Czar Tom Homan Tells TGP Sanctuary Officials “Absolutely” Should be Arrested, Suggests Felony Charges Incoming: “Hold Tight on That One Because it’s Coming”
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In a provocative statement, Border Czar Tom Homan argues for the arrest of sanctuary officials, igniting a crucial debate on immigration policy. This bold perspective demands attention in the ongoing national discourse.Jordan Conradson (Where Hope Finally Made a Comeback)
New report reveals Trump Assassin's twisted plan to assassinate President Trump, kill his own parents, and escape to Ukraine with help from extremist groups....YouTube
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#information #underground #undercover #internet #online #surveillance #bigbrother #darknet
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#Tesla is on a downward trajectory they may not be able to recover from. #USpol #Elon #Musk #DOGE #Trump
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Fitting for a CEO who loves to play martyr.AJ Dellinger (Gizmodo)
🗣️🗣️🗣️ Announcing new work from DAIR which is very close to my heart, 3 years in the making.
When #TigrayGenocide, the deadliest genocide of the 21st century thus far, started in November 2020, it was 1 month before I got fired from Google. Unlike Tigrayans whose sisters were being raped & parents murdered, I didn’t know exactly what was happening on the ground & who to believe. But I saw the genocidal speech targeting Tigrayans on social media, particularly from Eritreans, in Tigrinya. 🧵
See Fasica's report at data-workers.org/fasica/
I will never forget the genocidal mania among the Ethiopian intelligentsia. It was a popular genocide, with your “progressive” diaspora falling over themselves to deny and justify it. The least we can do is raise awareness about what has happened and what is about to happen.
You can find our work thus far on dair-institute.org/tigray-geno….
The Distributed AI Research Institute is a space for independent, community-rooted AI research, free from Big Tech’s pervasive influence.www.dair-institute.org
More importantly, we have put out a statement describing the unbridled war mongering currently spreading on all social media platforms, further setting the stage for all out war between Ethiopia and Eritrea: dair-institute.org/blog/tigray…. Please send it over to anyone who will listen & can do something about it. Our people can’t afford another war.
If you do nothing else, please watch this short video narrated by Fasica, Nuredin, and exiled Ethiopian journalist @ZekuZelalem
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The Distributed AI Research Institute is a space for independent, community-rooted AI research, free from Big Tech’s pervasive influence.www.dair-institute.org
All 153 states parties to the Genocide Convention are obliged to act to prevent genocide under Article I. Maybe something viable on Fedi is to raise this at MEP (members of Euro Parl) level to officially call on Facebook/TikTok/Twitter/YouTube to urgently implement moderation by people with genuine local expertise in order to prevent genocide.
Any followers feel free to forward to your MEPs or other politicians like @marinetondelier .
Nvidia's H20 was the most advanced AI chip the company could still export to China. Now, it faces restrictions.Rebecca Szkutak (TechCrunch)
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An anonymous reader quotes a report from SecurityWeek: Insurance firm Lemonade is notifying roughly 190,000 individuals that their driver's license numbers were likely exposed due to a technical glitch.yro.slashdot.org
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#EU #Europe #politics #history #military #war #news #usa #government #statement #warfare #news
US Vice President JD Vance hailed his country's transatlantic alliances, striking a more positive note, but in an interview urged European states to show greater independence.France 24 (FRANCE 24)
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Seeing as Hitler was a personal friend of Lenin and closely allied with Stalin up until 1941 I fail to accept that he was opposed to socialism and would not have called himself a socialist if he had been opposed although like all politicians he did what suited his purpose rather than what he believed. Whilst you are self flagellating over US Nazis remember that the Scottish National Party who are only a few seats short of control ATM were pro Hitler in the late 30s.
National Socialisms? I think we can stick to one thanks. Although in Ukraine they have rebranded to Social Nationalism to be more cuddly. Yes, as I said, Japan was anti west but not allied with Germany as most people imagine.
"Próspera, officially known as Próspera ZEDE, is a charter city on the island of Roatán, Honduras.[2] It is one of the three ZEDEs in the country, operating under a distinct fiscal, legal and regulatory framework that grants it autonomy from the national government.[3]"
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This is what EM & those of his ilk want...
"Próspera, located on the island of Roatán, is one of the most prominent ZEDEs and has been described as a modern iteration of the charter city model, initially proposed by former World Bank chief economist and Nobel laureate Paul Romer. The idea behind charter cities is to establish new urban areas with governance structures that attract investment by ensuring rule of law, economic freedom, and regulatory efficiency. Próspera's model follows this logic, offering streamlined business regulations, lower taxes, and private arbitration for dispute resolution. It has also been heavily influenced by the Charter Cities Institute (CCI), a Washington, DC-based organization that promotes the development of such special jurisdictions worldwide.[10]"
Chartered cities governed by venture/vulture capitalist...
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Sen. Ron Johnson Says Top CDC Covid Vaccine Safety Official May Have Deleted or Destroyed Key Records, Calls For Investigation
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Senator Ron Johnson's call for an investigation into the disappearance of crucial records from a top CDC vaccine safety official raises serious questions about transparency and accountability in the oversight of COVID-19 vaccine safety.Cristina Laila (Where Hope Finally Made a Comeback)
POLICE STATE: Loudoun County Child Protective Services Took a 1-Month-Old Breastfeeding Baby from Her Mother and Navy Veteran Father at Gunpoint
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In a shocking account, a Navy veteran reveals how Loudoun County authorities forcibly seized his one-month-old baby, raising grave concerns about due process and government overreach in America. This disturbing incident demands urgent attention.Jim Hᴏft (Where Hope Finally Made a Comeback)
Army Rangers Lead Covert Operation | The Warfighters (S1, E10)
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U.S. Army Rangers Risk Everything | The Warfighters | *2 Hour Marathon*
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U.S. army rangers risking everything on high-stakes missions, in this full episode marathon from The Warfighters.
Surprise Attack: Inside the Tet Offensive | Vietnam in HD (S1, E3) | Full Episode
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U.S. army rangers risking everything on high-stakes missions, in this full episode marathon from The Warfighters.#TheWarfightersSubscribe to Military Heroes,...YouTube
D-Day Secrets: The Untold Pacific Invasions (S1, E1) | D-Days in the Pacific | Full Episode
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Military Heroes YT Series
Because we should never forget – the moments and the heroes that changed our world. The HISTORY® Channel, a division of A+E Networks, is the premier destination for historical storytelling.YouTube
ya know... it took me a long time to realize it, in spite of a very wise comrade constantly warning me over and over again... when you're always eager to support community, when you trust others blindly, you will unfortunately sometimes end up hurting the community.
the wolf sometimes appears in sheep's clothes. be careful the strangers you embrace with open arms.
a whole lot of you just welcomed an abuser and sociopath into our music community. once a upon a time, i might have made the same mistake.
this was a *big* problem on the underground rave scene in my old region (made worse by the copious amounts of drugs consumed and that the abusers often had access to resources such as drugs, cars/vans and sound equipment so were able to get deep into the scene).
Its got marginally better these days but only because folk have been mostly forced straightedge (also they got older and many have kids so are worried about their safety)
its 1 year for first offence, 3 years for any repeated incident, a fine (proportional to income) and *11 years* higher insurance premiums. Cops also are crafty and pick people off mid week when they may be sleep deprived..
It partly fixed the problem - but has brought folk back to alcohol (you can buy an alcotester which works like a vape in reverse and that shows quite accurately if you are clear to drive - no such harm reduction device yet exists for other substances)
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Sorrowed night
Has left me blind.
Take the veil
From my eyes,
And let me
See the stars.
Some tunes for your Tuesday! Industrial pop, weird takes on hip hop, spacey instrumental funk, and folk-pop all on offer this week. Read and listen here:
#LHBA #ButtAndPass #LogCabin #nice #Nature #DIY #Cabin #Construction
Friend of mine finished up another "dry-in" for someone. "Dried-in" is a term they use to describe a cabin build where the exterior walls, subfloor and roof are installed, and sometimes windows and doors, but no electrical, plumbing or interior walls or finishes.
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First they came for the cows, but I said nothing, because I'm a vegetarian.
Then they came for the dogs, but I said nothing, because I'm a cat lady.
But then they came for the cats, and I'm still saying nothing, because I can't believe that those in control of "the system" might be wrong about anything.
So... what would it take to recreate a community-driven CVE database?
And how do we backup the existing thing ASAP, before Mitre pulls the plug?
Come on, people, let's get going.
(PS: Yes, I know I am late to the party)
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Australians who Need to Have their Driving Privileges Revoked!
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He was the first, there's been another.
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In a significant move, Secretary Pete Hegseth has placed Deputy Chief of Staff Darin Selnick on leave amid a probe into sensitive military information leaks, highlighting growing concerns within the Pentagon.Jim Hᴏft (Where Hope Finally Made a Comeback)
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this is a quick read, and if nothing else, please sign @eff 's petition.
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More than a decade ago, Congress tried to pass SOPA and PIPA—two sweeping bills that would have allowed the government and copyright holders to quickly shut down entire websites based on allegations of piracy. The backlash was immediate and massive.Electronic Frontier Foundation
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i feel like this is a bad idea... thoughts?
It is easy to overlook, but attentive visitors to George and Martha Washington’s tomb at Mount Vernon will notice a small stone above their graves,...Kevin Roberts (The Daily Signal)
The university says it’s cracking down on campus anti-Semitism. Instead, it’s going after a student for publicly expressing his faith.City Journal
the US should just shut off access to social media for europe.
1. it would be actually good for peoples nerves
2. EUrocrats will instantly BEG to get it back
3. nobody would return to the mass media nonetheless, it's obvious they are in lock-step with the governments
China names three NSA employees as causing large cyberattacks on China's infrastructure in February 2025.
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China accused the United States National Security Agency (NSA) on Tuesday of launching "advanced" cyberattacks during the Asian Winter Games in February...Laurie Chen, Farah Master and Liz Lee (Yahoo News)
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What Harvard could lose in its battle with the Trump administration
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2025/04/15/harvard-federal-funding-trump-administration/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Education @education-WashPost
When I use translation software it's either to double check my extremely bad Spanish, to use simple common words to try to communicate and to get the basic outline of another language text. I do my best to try to work around the shortcomings. Using translation software on Yu-Gi-Oh cards is wildly inaccurate and there isn't even that much to them compared to a lot of other things you'd want to use it for!
A little bit of tech literacy could go a long way I feel....
The Creature got new TAP cards~~ 🚍 💳
#GoMetro #LAMetro #LosAngeles #Plushtodon #Merchtodon #Photo #Photography
Well, I did, but the Creature backed me up. Supporting public transportation, one cute little payment card at a time!
T R E A S O N
IMMEDIATELY ARREST FOR CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW THE USG THE FOLLOWING AND BRING THEM IN FOR QUESTIONING:
Barack Obama
John Brennan
Jim Clapper (he’ll talk)
Susan Rice
Jim Comey (he’ll talk)
Andrew McCabe (he’ll talk)
This is full blown Treason!
Yes, you’re damn right, I’m biased about this but if these people aren’t held accountable, they’ll do it again and again and again.
These are communist thugs who use the idea of the ends justifying the means. But what is at grave risk is our country. The United States of America will only remain great if we maintain two examples our founders showed us by their actions.
ACCOUNTABILITY—something they all held themselves to and, COURAGE—something they all demonstrated.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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minha campanha na #copadomundodesilvas é pela MARTA óbvio
TEM PERFIS NESSA REDE SOCIAL SENDO PAGOS PELA GLOBO LIXO PRA PROMOVER UMA SILVA GLOBAL
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MARTA VAI LEVAR A COPA
(chupa Neymar)
This is nearly as much an abomination as a tranny.
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General Motors on Monday revealed a new all-electric Chevrolet Corvette concept car as part of the opening of a new design studio in England.Michael Wayland (CNBC)
Some odd jokes to share, from a Pregnancy Q and A sheet:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly
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Shocking : New york times defends a conspiracy theory
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5 fracking years guys..
Since scientists first began playing around with dangerous pathogens in laboratories, the world has experienced four or five pandemics, dependingNew York Times (DNYUZ)
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Christians beware. If he's coming after academia's tax exempt status for pushing back against his agenda, then he has no choice but to also come after churches who don't support him. You're next! #USPol
(Note that thanks to the Fediverse I now distinguish between "Christians" and "followers of Christ" because the two aren't the same anymore.)
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>Meanwhile, according to the disclosure and records of internal communications, members of the DOGE team asked that their activities not be logged on the system and then appeared to try to cover their tracks behind them, turning off monitoring tools and manually deleting records of their access
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It’s obviously not a proxy war when literally thousands of soldiers from #NATO #countries have been #killed inside undisputed Russian territory. The Russians released a report on bodies recovered from the #Kursk incursion; these are #fatalities, not casualties.
In just a few months, NATO lost nearly as many soldiers as the so-called “Coalition of the Willing” did in eight years of invading and occupying Iraq. The USA didn’t lose a proxy war in Ukraine, it lost an actual war; remember, these are just the fatalities from one single Ukrainian offensive.
It’s obviously not a proxy war when literally thousands of soldiers from NATO countries have been killed inside undisputed Russian territory.VD (Vox Popoli)
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🇨🇦 If Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives win the federal election, they will move at lightening speed to shrink the size of public service.
The American and Argentinian right-wing governments have used a similar approach to reduce public spending and regulation by eradicating whole government agencies and departments.
#MapleMAGA #ottawa #cdnpoli #canada #elxn45
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Time is of the essence to reduce the federal budget for Stephen Harper's former chief of staff Ian Brodie.Matteo Cimellaro (Ottawa Citizen)
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