Someday, a future owner of my house will notice a light switch in the pantry, hidden near a lower shelf. "Where does it go?" they might wonder. "What is it supposed to do?"
Future owner, it turned on a crappy fluorescent light in the pantry I never used or thought about until today, when the damn thing started falling out while I was putting away groceries. The electrician was already here trying to fix the piece-of-crap ceiling fan, so I asked him to take the stupid thing out, which he did, capping exposed wires and stuffing them into unseen holes.
So today I added the kind of mystery to a house I have wondered about in other houses I have lived in. You're welcome, future owner.
Future owner, it turned on a crappy fluorescent light in the pantry I never used or thought about until today, when the damn thing started falling out while I was putting away groceries. The electrician was already here trying to fix the piece-of-crap ceiling fan, so I asked him to take the stupid thing out, which he did, capping exposed wires and stuffing them into unseen holes.
So today I added the kind of mystery to a house I have wondered about in other houses I have lived in. You're welcome, future owner.
![The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. The post is from Jason D. Salvagni, with the handle [@]salvagni.org, and includes a "Follow" button. The post reads: "Your regular reminder that there's a profession where the employees are so violent, so untrustworthy, that they are required by law to have personal video supervision every time they interact with the general public, just so there is any sort of factual record of what occurs."
Below Salvagni's post, there is a reply from Zack Pizzazz, with the handle [@]chadstanton.bsky.social, timestamped 24 minutes ago. The reply states: "Velazquez was named chief in 2012, despite a string of disciplinary actions against him while he was a Hialeah police officer. He was accused during one incident of becoming romantically involved with a woman whom he met at the police station after she was taken in for driving under the influence."
The reply includes a photo of a man in a police uniform, gesturing with his hands, with the Hialeah flag and the American flag in the background. The caption under the photo reads: "Ex-Hialeah police chief busted for stealing almost $600k from city coffers, state says. The acts 'were allegedly committed while he was supposedly serving the people of Hialeah,' Miami-Dade..."
The image is a screenshot of a social media platform, likely Twitter, given the format and layout.
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🌱 Energy used: 0.352 Wh](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7421955 "The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. The post is from Jason D. Salvagni, with the handle [@]salvagni.org, and includes a \"Follow\" button. The post reads: \"Your regular reminder that there's a profession where the employees are so violent, so untrustworthy, that they are required by law to have personal video supervision every time they interact with the general public, just so there is any sort of factual record of what occurs.\"
Below Salvagni's post, there is a reply from Zack Pizzazz, with the handle [@]chadstanton.bsky.social, timestamped 24 minutes ago. The reply states: \"Velazquez was named chief in 2012, despite a string of disciplinary actions against him while he was a Hialeah police officer. He was accused during one incident of becoming romantically involved with a woman whom he met at the police station after she was taken in for driving under the influence.\"
The reply includes a photo of a man in a police uniform, gesturing with his hands, with the Hialeah flag and the American flag in the background. The caption under the photo reads: \"Ex-Hialeah police chief busted for stealing almost $600k from city coffers, state says. The acts 'were allegedly committed while he was supposedly serving the people of Hialeah,' Miami-Dade...\"
The image is a screenshot of a social media platform, likely Twitter, given the format and layout.
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🌱 Energy used: 0.352 Wh")
Daniel Doubet
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