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If you've ever seen an adaptation of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde you probably got a completely different story than the actual novella.

Mr Hyde is no alternative persona he's not Jekyll evil half... Jekyll created Mr Hyde as a mask to do all the twisted things Jekyll himself couldn't get away without destroying his reputation or being arrested.

This is mostly confirmed by the suicide note at the end where Jekyll references his actions in the guise of Mr Hyde as things 'I' did.

It's not a story about a good man with D.I.D with a dark alter. It's about a bad man torn between trying to maintain a sterling reputation while being a twisted individual under the surface.

It's right there in your face really Hyde, the side of Jekyll he hides from polite society.

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i believe in the Tubes,
the series of them,
creator of cats and content
from which chocolate rain falls gently away from the mic to breathe in

I believe in keyboard cat
born of the virgin lolcat
who was bitten by charlie (and it really hurt),
he suffered under buffering,
he was compressed, died, and was deleted;
he descended into the recycling bin
on teh third day he re-uploaded and
did the dance dance revolution with great glory

he ascended into trending,
and is seated at the right hand of the star wars kid
from thence he shall come to judge the n00bs and the 1337,
saying: "shoes shoes oh my God shoes"

i believe in the holy dial-up,
the holy chaotic hamster dance,
the communion of myspace top 8,
the forgiveness of doubleposting (ouch charlie!),
the resurrection of dead links,
and the kingdom of badger badger mushroom
where it is forever garfield minus garfield

shoes. shoes oh my god shoes. amen

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ok i ordered a new cat and some new o2 sensors as well. the civic definitely seems to be running rich and i guess you can't expect an o2 sensor to operate perfectly for decades in a hot exahust stream.

crazy thing is, it does have a downstream sensor, which ostensibly is to check that the catalyst is functioning properly, but obviously it had no clue that there was zero catalyst left cause there was no check engine light

contrast with the RSX, which is a finicky little b****, it complains when the cat efficiency falls below like 90%, and exhaust smells totally clean.

Hey #WotW. I'm super sorry: I moved the database to a safer location, and while I made a backup immediately before, both the move and the backup ended up getting corrupted. I luckily had another backup from two days ago, but that does mean that everyone will be logged out, and anything anyone posted in the last two days will be gone. In the future, I'll be sure to test backups before relying on them, especially on old hardware like this.

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Celebrant:

From the land of dial-up and LimeWire sins,
we return seeking forgiveness
for we did not install the driver
and we did not check ourselves
before we wrecked ourselves

All:
LEEEEROOOYY JENKINS!!

Celebrant:
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tempted by flash games and Neopets hunger timers.

All:
I’m in ur liturgy, sayin ur prayers.

Celebrant:
We believed in the power of the Numa Numa.
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All:
It’s over 9000!

Celebrant:
All your base are belong to us.
But lo, we seek to return them,
along with the 40 cakes we stole. That's as many as four tens.

All:
And that's terrible

Celebrant:
Let us not be forever alone.
Let us be united in the ways of Shoop Da Whoop
and Charlie the Unicorn, who knew not what awaited him.

All:
At least we have chicken

Celebrant:
O Lord of Longcats and Keyboard Cats,
stretch your mercy across the internet as across the heavens.

All:
I herd u liek forgiveness

Celebrant:
And may we never be Rickrolled unawares again

All:
Never gonna give you up. Amen

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📢 Official Announcement from The Shitpost Cloud Administration 📢

Greetings, Shitposters,

After much soul-searching, bottles of Adderall, and one truly disastrous brainstorming session in Mumble, we’re pleased to announce that The Shitpost Cloud™ is going public.

That’s right: your favorite Fediverse instance is merging with a SPAC in a reverse-merger transaction that will (probably) confuse regulators, terrify auditors, and baffle historians for decades to come. Upon completion, we will officially become:

🌩️ The World’s First Publicly Traded Dogecoin Treasury Firm 🌩️

Why Dogecoin? Because no other currency speaks so eloquently to our core values of retardation. This isn’t just treasury management—it’s shitpost-based fiscal destiny.
What this means:

  • Upon merger close, The Shitpost Cloud Inc. (ticker TBD, but we’re lobbying hard for $NIGR) will tender an offer of $100,000,000 USD in convertible notes.
  • These notes will be used exclusively to acquire Dogecoin for our corporate treasury, because that’s what real companies do now, apparently.
  • Convertible noteholders may later exchange them for equity in The Shitpost Cloud, meaning you too can be part-owner of a Fediverse instance whose primary assets are racist jokes and a pile of DOGE.


Why we’re doing this:

  • To secure the long-term stability of The Shitpost Cloud (and by stability we mean radical exposure to memecoin market cycles).
  • To ensure every shitpost, shitposter, and shitposting-adjacent activity is underpinned by the finest crypto-backed balance sheet this side of the moon.
  • To make sure nobody can ever say “shitposting doesn’t pay.”


What’s next:

  • SEC filings (lol).
  • Ringing the NASDAQ opening bell with a Shiba Inu in a business suit (not kidding).
  • Eventually declaring dividends in DOGE, payable directly to your wallet if you can remember your seed phrase.

We thank you for your continued shitposting, your unwavering basedness, and your belief in the magic of a decentralized timeline where shitposting is forever, but fiat is temporary.

Together, we moon. 🚀🐕🌕

The Shitpost Cloud Administration

P.S. Our lawyers made us add this: “This is not financial advice. It’s a shitpost. But technically, it’s also a corporate action. We don’t know either.”

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