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@stavvers Oh my, that's so wonderful. All the emotions
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I shared this with some comrades earlier and one said "what is it with you millenials and this fucking meme?"
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I've had this experience, but with Skinny Puppy on the bus.
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Reading this and the garbage truck pulled up outside and picked up our garbage just as I finished reading.
I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did that.
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@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️
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@stavvers Totally!
And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?
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@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)
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@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. 🙂
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Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.
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@stavvers Solution - learn Swiss French?
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@stavvers Did Hmm.
Joke aside, the Greeks were amazing storytellers but lazy in their monster design. 95% of monsters were just "random animal pieces paired together". So yes, an equus-gallus combination is probably in there. Multiple times.
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@stavvers eat it COLD
As COLD as my HEART
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@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.
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@stavvers Are you sure that wasn't Craig?
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Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***
Hope you like hills #craigthetourguide #Edinburgh #Zoo #Edinburghzoo #comedy #funny #Scotland #scottishcomedy #scottishhumour #animalsYouTube
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@stavvers i still know the movies randall requests before "happy scrappy hero pup"
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@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
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@stavvers ha ha, i thought this was a critique of pop music. wait is that what this is?
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@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” 😀
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@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.
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@stavvers "who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse" is going to stick with me for a while. 😆
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@stavvers A "myth" is a foundational story; calling it a myth doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth
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@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
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@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
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Longtime State Lawmaker Quits Democratic Party: 'It Has Become Untenable and Counterproductive'
A former Democratic legislator from rural Kentucky who joined the GOP declares, "I didn’t leave the party - the party left me."Jack Davis (The Western Journal)
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Vijay Prashad: Meanwhile, 100s of Millions of People Die of Hunger
Enough food is produced to meet the needs of 11 billion people. Why do so many of the 8 billion people on the planet go hungry? By Vijay Prashad Tricontinental: Institute for Social Research I have written this article before.Consortium News
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Eritrea breaks west’s Red Sea chokehold, pivots to Iran, Russia, China english.10mehr.com/eritrea-bre…
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Every time I read a mozilla product blogpost I get more convinced that whoever is writing them has left earth long ago and is writing them from an increasingly distant part of the universe that bends all communication into the register of a maniacal product manager, and the only way they have of signaling something has gone wrong with their shuttle is by heightening the self-evident contradictions between the self praise and the content of the blog posts they are indentured to write
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Investing in what moves the internet forward
Our independence means we have to be intentional about where we invest our time and resources so we can make the biggest impact.Mozilla (The Mozilla Blog)
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@cs The failed assumption here is just because there aren't laws against doing evil things for no particularly good reason, poisoning ones customers would not be profitable to the bar tender, that people will do them, and conversely that laws will stop them, both of these assumptions are demonstrably wrong.
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Looks like some #instagram users have noticed the next phase of #enshittification (where the platform takes more and more of the value created by users for itself) and are pissed about it youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqOLehArV… (video by the great @taylorlorenz , enshittification term/concept coined by @pluralistic )
Instagram fatigue and the rise of 'Resentment Reels'
A new genre of content has taken over Instagram and I think it says a lot about the economy and our relationship to technology. Instagram users are increasin...YouTube
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Israeli Strikes Hit Anti-Ship, Anti-Aircraft Missiles On Syria’s Coast (Photos, Video)
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AI video you can watch and interact with, in real-time
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Odyssey—Interactive Video
A research preview of AI video you can both watch and interact with in real-time.experience.odyssey.world
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Genuine question here for Linux users and musicians, composers, guitar players etc. I am being told by several mouthy people online that "nobody uses linux" & "nobody would use linux for music making"
How many of you use or have used Linux as a vehicle for recording music?
Please retoot/repost to help get a handle on this, cheers!
#linux #music #musicmaking #DAW #ubuntu #debian #linuxmint #recording #homerecording #homestudio #guitar #piano #musictech #EDM #electronicmusic #metal #ableton
- I currently use Linux to make music (39%, 105 votes)
- I used Linux in the past for music (26%, 70 votes)
- I've never used Linux for music applications (34%, 90 votes)
I'm the original/lead dev of Ardour, an open-source/libre cross-platform DAW that runs on Linux, Windows and macOS. People can get our software prebuilt from us for all 3 platforms; for Linux, they can get it from their distro; or they can self-build.
We get pingbacks from the builds we supply, which is likely around 50% of all the Linux users of Ardour.
We have as many Linux users by this metric as we do Windows users.
Not a super useful statistic, but it's something.
@PaulDavisTheFirst thanks very much for the reply. I'm hoping to draw a couple of companies in and tempt them, LOL!
@PaulDavisTheFirst yeah comrade, you know this poll is going to be bias. fedi over-represents linux users compared to musicians overall.
but yes, have and continue to use linux for everything including making music.
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"Diğer insanları öldürmeyi kendine hak gören bir tek silahlı insan dahi mevcut oldukça, bozuk gelir dağılımı -yani kölelik- devam edecektir."
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Diese nervige Trinkgeld-Abfrage auf Bezahlterminals nimmt mir jede Barrierefreiheit weg, die kontaktlose Kartenzahlung gebracht hat, weil ich auf einmal sehen muss, was auf dem Touchscreen steht.
Nein, ich geb dem Verkaufsteam in der Bäckerei kein Trinkgeld. Auch wenn sie mit mir deutlich mehr Arbeit haben, weil ich das Angebot und die Preise auch nicht sehen kann.
Jetzt muss ich auch noch vertrauen, dass sie sich nicht heimlich oder „aus Versehen“ selbst Trinkgeld klicken.
Und nochmal viel nerviger finde ich, dass ich jetzt für nen Vorgang, bei dem ich nie Hilfe oder Assistenz gebraucht hab, jetzt auf einmal welche brauche. Dazu kommt dann, dass man da nicht selten eine ansonsten vielleicht unsichtbare Behinderung offenlegen muss oder zu persönlichem Smalltalk gezwungen wird. Oder man hört sowas wie „Sie sind viel zu jung um blind zu sein, wenn ich das mal so sagen darf“. 🤮
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Wenn ihr eine Dienstleistung designed, dann baut sie doch entweder Full-Service oder Full-Self-Service. Bei beidem kann ich vorher planen, wie ich sie nutze und ob ich dafür Hilfe in irgendeiner Weise brauche. Aber so eine Mischung kombiniert einfach nur das schlechteste aus beiden Welten.
Stellt euch ein Restaurant vor, bei dem ich die Bestellung zwar von Angestellten am Platz aufgenommen bekomme, aber sie trotzdem selbst irgendwo abholen muss. Sowas ist das.
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„Sie sind viel zu jung um blind zu sein, wenn ich das mal so sagen darf“.
Wie ich so was liebe!
"So jung und schon einen Schwerbehindertenausweis!"
"Ist aber nur ein Spazierstock, oder?" (Nein, ich falle sonst.)
"Wann war denn ihr Unfall?" (Das ist angeboren!)
"In dem Alter schon einen Schlaganfall!" (Nei-en!)
"Die will nur nicht zuhören, so junge Leute mit Hörgeräten gibt's gar nicht!" (Ich war 17, dankeschön!)
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Das fiese an der Terminals ist das die Belegung Rotiert fürs Trinkgeld, da gibt es auch Dokus drüber du könntest dich nicht mal dran anpassen selbst wenn man irgendwie mit den Touch teilen klar kommen würde.
Die sind ziemlich besch... in Hinsicht auf Baierefreiheit.
Was fürn Scheiß. Aber ja, ich denke auch nicht dass wir damit anfangen sollten, außerhalb der Gastronomie (und Lieferdienste, klar) Trinkgeld zu geben. Sonst zahlen wir bald überall 15% mehr zusätzlich zu krass gestiegenen Preisen, weil die Chefs damit rechnen und die Person dann das Trinkgeld braucht um auf Mindestlohn zu kommen und so weiter.
Ich finde diese Trinkgeldabfrage über das Problem der Barrierefreiheit hinaus eh völlig inakzeptabel. Man stelle sich mal vor, Verkäufer, Kellner o. ä. würden Kunden bei der Barzahlung fragen, ob sie Trinkgeld geben möchten und wenn ja, wie viel.
Die Dinger waren vergangene Woche auch Thema bei uns im Büro. Ich habe mich nie dazu genötigt gefühlt, beim Bäcker für ein 60 Cent Brötchen Trinkgeld geben zu müssen. Jetzt muss ich aber aktiv sagen, dass mein Gegenüber nicht verdient hat etwas von mir extra zu bekommen. 1 Euro Trinkgeld Minimum. Wenn das nicht wieder abgeschafft wird, suche ich mir eine Bäckerei ohne so ein Terminal.
Wir sollten mal über das Thema Trinkgeld nachdenken. Ich habe in Schweden kaum je Trinkgelder gezahlt auf meiner Reise. Beschwert hat sich darüber niemand, im Gegenteil, ein Trinkgeld einzuprogrammieren, ist auch für die Angestellten nicht so einfach. Wenn Mindestlöhne gezahlt werden, sollte man davon ausgehen, dass keine Trinkgelder erforderlich sind.
Das Thema Barrierefreiheit ist definitiv noch nicht überall angekommen. Meine Freundin war Schwerbehinderten-Vertretung in ihrem Betrieb und hat ein gutes Auge dafür, wo etwas im Argen ist. Sie spricht dann immer die Verantwortlichen darauf an. Das finde ich super, steter Tropfen höhlt den Stein. Wäre aber schöner, wenn das nicht nötig wäre.
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A Lean companion to Analysis I
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A Lean companion to “Analysis I”
Almost 20 years ago, I wrote a textbook in real analysis called “Analysis I”. It was intended to complement the many good available analysis textbooks out there by focusing more on foun…What's new
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Bill Gates' Covid 'Replicon' mRNA 'Vaccines' Cause 'Severe Blood Abnormalities' in 93% of Recipients - Slay News
Shocking new clinical trial data has revealed that the new Bill Gates-funded self-amplifying "replicon" Covid mRNA "vaccines" cause severe blood abnormalities in almost all recipients.Frank Bergman (Slay News)
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Charlotte Diocese’s Secret Plan to Crush Traditional Latin Mass
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Charlotte Diocese’s Secret Plan to Crush Traditional Latin Mass | The Gateway Pundit | by Margaret Flavin
An internal memo from the Diocese of Charlotte in North Carolina was recently leaked, revealing a calculated strategy to silence Catholics who raise concerns over the suppression of the Traditional Latin Mass (TLM).Margaret Flavin (Where Hope Finally Made a Comeback)
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Pakistan comes to table with US on reciprocal tariffs
"Both sides expressed confidence in advancing these negotiations for successful conclusion at the earliest," finance ministry says.Tahir Sherani (DAWN.COM)
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TW: tiktok
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IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.
young man
![[arranged as loss dot jpg four panel] Young man, take the breadsticks and run, I said young man, man door hand hook car gun] elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 'WE'VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
bloodlikeice: (@caesarianconfection @ fidefortitude I've said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist | wasn't expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this.... This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you'll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It'l be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385478 "[arranged as loss dot jpg four panel] Young man, take the breadsticks and run, I said young man, man door hand hook car gun] elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 'WE'VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
bloodlikeice: (@caesarianconfection @ fidefortitude I've said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist | wasn't expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this.... This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you'll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It'l be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?")
![japhers: it might also just be a coincidence due to loss jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000's rage comics
shit | was getting a political compass vibe too g your-uncle-dave tag urself im man door hand hook car gun 4. politicalcompassmemes [image from 1 made into political compass meme format]
Reply: [the political compass placed in the photo frame for nickelback photograph meme format]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385483 "japhers: it might also just be a coincidence due to loss jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000's rage comics
shit | was getting a political compass vibe too g your-uncle-dave tag urself im man door hand hook car gun 4. politicalcompassmemes [image from 1 made into political compass meme format]
Reply: [the political compass placed in the photo frame for nickelback photograph meme format]")
![[the nickelback photo now replaces the head of the read dress girl in the distracted boyfriend meme format]
[image above replaces butterfly in is this a pigeon meme format]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385485 "[the nickelback photo now replaces the head of the read dress girl in the distracted boyfriend meme format]
[image above replaces butterfly in is this a pigeon meme format]")
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bitch that's the tubby custard machine
the spider stairs
moderation, 2018
goncharov (1973)
liches on okcupid
only one bed
you already have an account
Sensitive content
lift the flap
I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
5 hit combo
if you go to the circus for news
I literally say this to my beloved several times a week
most feminist line to ever not pass the bechdel test
satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan
assigned cop at birth
kat goes to the 7/11
a smug, insufferable little clown baby
gandalf big naturals
![2% megapope but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol @ CBS News &
>BSNews "Consent condom" requires four hands to open, making powerful statement about consent chsn.ws/ 2GbiSZ3
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N 2:48 AM - 10 Apr 19 - trueAn P roobaxion how many hands you got](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385571 "2% megapope but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol @ CBS News &
>BSNews \"Consent condom\" requires four hands to open, making powerful statement about consent chsn.ws/ 2GbiSZ3
4 s ‘, i P\
N 2:48 AM - 10 Apr 19 - trueAn P roobaxion how many hands you got")
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cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/po…)
ELODIEUNDERGLASS
if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...elodieunderglass (Tumblr)
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r2d2 sounds
![B corvus
contented happy whistle.wav 11721, | uh uh this is some shifty business beeping.wav 11721, [&] hey man I'm just tellin you what i know beepingwav ~ 11/21, &) short chips that indicate thinking.wav 11721, |&] danger will robinson screech.wav 1721, hey idiots over here whistle.wav 11721, [&] i have a bad feeling about this whistle and beepwav ~ 11/21, say that to my face again you gold chrome bastard.... 11/21, €] fuk uwav 1721, ‘much better](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385593 "B corvus
contented happy whistle.wav 11721, | uh uh this is some shifty business beeping.wav 11721, [&] hey man I'm just tellin you what i know beepingwav ~ 11/21, &) short chips that indicate thinking.wav 11721, |&] danger will robinson screech.wav 1721, hey idiots over here whistle.wav 11721, [&] i have a bad feeling about this whistle and beepwav ~ 11/21, say that to my face again you gold chrome bastard.... 11/21, €] fuk uwav 1721, ‘much better")
i am support
goddammit, mr noodle
twitter alternative
real life creepypasta
this post has everything
times new bastard
making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
barbie really squirts
improving conservative memes
2007 wrapped
tell me why
to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all
green knight
post cancelled
tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals
mary magdalene
the matrix (1999)
furby island's ultimate survivor
a theological discussion
dost thou even hoist
behold a centaur
![[photo of a postman with a mohawk] post punk](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385671 "[photo of a postman with a mohawk] post punk")
the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise
sleepytime tea
donkey from shrek
donald duck
scam caller
british lads
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perverted deviance of modern society
buttbuttinations
people being mean to me
best sluntations
![sisterofiris
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, | am sick and not sure if Pl be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
6 yay855
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick
A rox-and-prose Follow
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
- hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because | have a heache. | Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
e xakumi Follow
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN B
E themodernsouthernpolytheist Follow
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385717 "sisterofiris
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, | am sick and not sure if Pl be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
6 yay855
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick
A rox-and-prose Follow
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
- hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because | have a heache. | Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
e xakumi Follow
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN B
E themodernsouthernpolytheist Follow
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.")
what do your elf eyes see?
the delivery boys
ravioli approved
![Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell? The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved.” And i woke up.
[banner with a picture of Harry Styles and the words this post is ravioli approved]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385741 "Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell? The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message \"This Dream Is Ravioli Approved.” And i woke up.
[banner with a picture of Harry Styles and the words this post is ravioli approved]")
slutshaming alexander hamilton
lesbian pride flag
vinnie the ace
![cloverthirteen: only ace positivity in my gang
waitingtorespawn / problemsleuth [1920's gangster voice] every single one'a you's...... every single one'a you's is valid....... !
butterfly-sweets: "Dat guy? Dat's Vinnie the Ace, dat is. Now youse'd think dat's onaccounta he plays cards real good, right? Well he don't, he's just ay- aseks- he don't like ta do the horizontal mambo, see?" FGDRFBDTHYUWEGYFGESEUIG](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385751 "cloverthirteen: only ace positivity in my gang
waitingtorespawn / problemsleuth [1920's gangster voice] every single one'a you's...... every single one'a you's is valid....... !
butterfly-sweets: \"Dat guy? Dat's Vinnie the Ace, dat is. Now youse'd think dat's onaccounta he plays cards real good, right? Well he don't, he's just ay- aseks- he don't like ta do the horizontal mambo, see?\" FGDRFBDTHYUWEGYFGESEUIG")
intruder alert
![thepasswordisnotpassword
Alternatvely:
(alexa screenshot)
WHEN YOU SAY
"Alexa, intruder alert”
ALEXA WILL
Add action (+]
@ Floor lamp: Turnon, 100%blue
@ say “You're gonna have a bad time”=
@ play “megalovania” on amazon music](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385755 "thepasswordisnotpassword
Alternatvely:
(alexa screenshot)
WHEN YOU SAY
\"Alexa, intruder alert”
ALEXA WILL
Add action (+]
@ Floor lamp: Turnon, 100%blue
@ say “You're gonna have a bad time”=
@ play “megalovania” on amazon music")
best contract ever
problematic
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clown in heat
![disastertarper
You know as a former clown breeder | do have to say that breeding clowns isn't as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. First, you have to make sure your female s ready to mate. Ifyou put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you're going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It's fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you've gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.
[photo of a woman clown in a spotted dress with striped tights]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385767 "disastertarper
You know as a former clown breeder | do have to say that breeding clowns isn't as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. First, you have to make sure your female s ready to mate. Ifyou put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you're going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It's fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you've gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.
[photo of a woman clown in a spotted dress with striped tights]")
![This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono- chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready.
[photo of a woman clown in a bright jacket, rainbow top and striped and spotty skirt]
This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I'd bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385769 "This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono- chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready.
[photo of a woman clown in a bright jacket, rainbow top and striped and spotty skirt]
This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I'd bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!")
![Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. | know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they're obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It's a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. [photo of popcorn] Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it's happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you've transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. What I've found with my clowns, back when | did this, is that most. clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385771 "Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. | know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they're obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It's a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. [photo of popcorn] Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it's happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you've transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. What I've found with my clowns, back when | did this, is that most. clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine.")
a much better question
cruel and pointless war
depressed, stinky, thirsty
its fucking dember
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olaf
colour theory
![mintymaiden: [word cloud of associations of colour red, including positive such as "enthusiasm, strength" and negatives such as "danger"] I"d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings".
ichigo-hiyoko: im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR
youthful-pills: Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385793 "mintymaiden: [word cloud of associations of colour red, including positive such as \"enthusiasm, strength\" and negatives such as \"danger\"] I\"d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings\".
ichigo-hiyoko: im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR
youthful-pills: Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer")
psychic damage
lesbian starter pack
lives to peg
![It's so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like this [photo of women in the 80s wearing garish leotards over brightly coloured leggings and legwarmers]
I have to double check ever blog name with rad or radical and I hate it because they were my favourite words](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385805 "It's so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like this [photo of women in the 80s wearing garish leotards over brightly coloured leggings and legwarmers]
I have to double check ever blog name with rad or radical and I hate it because they were my favourite words")
mr asshole
buddy holly
only a cis deals in absolutes
discourse from the year 2043
frieza's greatest power
![howlingday:
Dragon Ball Question:
Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. | get that.
But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?
[screenshotted reply]
His greatest power is knowing which slur to use against any opponent](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385853 "howlingday:
Dragon Ball Question:
Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. | get that.
But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?
[screenshotted reply]
His greatest power is knowing which slur to use against any opponent")
the bird on the branch
![since you guys wanted to see it: #(text screenshots) weird question but can you send me a picture of the abstract painting in the dining room that you think is a bird but i think is a whale barfing blood but troy thinks is like a reindeer
Sure, soon as | get home
[photo of an abstract painting of a big bluish blob with stuff coming out of it. Sorry, it's so abstract I can't effectively image-describe it. I think it looks a bit like a whale surfacing]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385857 "since you guys wanted to see it: #(text screenshots) weird question but can you send me a picture of the abstract painting in the dining room that you think is a bird but i think is a whale barfing blood but troy thinks is like a reindeer
Sure, soon as | get home
[photo of an abstract painting of a big bluish blob with stuff coming out of it. Sorry, it's so abstract I can't effectively image-describe it. I think it looks a bit like a whale surfacing]")
tumblr discourse sampler
![graynara:
watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
nuggetemily:
literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this
! bluesargentsclues
Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:
[what follows is a series of screenshots across the next few pics]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385859 "graynara:
watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
nuggetemily:
literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this
! bluesargentsclues
Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:
[what follows is a series of screenshots across the next few pics]")
1000nipples
![anon ask: Where'd you come up with your url?
7eggs: there were seven eqgs left 27teacups same
7eggs: you must have a lot of tea cups 27:teacups [photo of a cabinet filled with ornate teacups] yes](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385867 "anon ask: Where'd you come up with your url?
7eggs: there were seven eqgs left 27teacups same
7eggs: you must have a lot of tea cups 27:teacups [photo of a cabinet filled with ornate teacups] yes")
sasha the christmas tiger
![burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
theffff: she is making a list. It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
iguanamouth: [two panel illustration. Panel 1: a paw holding a pen, writing a naughty/nice list
Panel 2: a grinning tiger in a Santa hat is revealed holding the quill]
She's almost here](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385904 "burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
theffff: she is making a list. It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
iguanamouth: [two panel illustration. Panel 1: a paw holding a pen, writing a naughty/nice list
Panel 2: a grinning tiger in a Santa hat is revealed holding the quill]
She's almost here")
interspecies romance
![glumshoe: oh god g
saior-lady Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
glumshoe Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
jenivi Screenshot from a sonic game. [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like [photo of a green baby that looks like Miss Piggy and a pink baby tht looks like Kermit] So do with that what you will](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385919 "glumshoe: oh god g
saior-lady Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
glumshoe Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
jenivi Screenshot from a sonic game. [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like [photo of a green baby that looks like Miss Piggy and a pink baby tht looks like Kermit] So do with that what you will")
![fremedon: Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right): [screenshot of a framed photo with a human man on the left and a frog-bear hybrid on the right]
capitalism-and-analytics: Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
la-pou-belle I, for one, think Shrek handiled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
[screenshot of a google search for Dronkeys from Shrek]
The Dronkeys are a hybrid of both dragons and donkeys, namely Dragon and Donkey. There are six Dronkeys at the end of the movie, Dragon arrives, greeting Donkey and behind her came six Dronkeys. Donkey refers them as his "little mutant babies". kestrelsparverius: [same sonic game screenshot, slightly more compressed] [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385921 "fremedon: Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right): [screenshot of a framed photo with a human man on the left and a frog-bear hybrid on the right]
capitalism-and-analytics: Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
la-pou-belle I, for one, think Shrek handiled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
[screenshot of a google search for Dronkeys from Shrek]
The Dronkeys are a hybrid of both dragons and donkeys, namely Dragon and Donkey. There are six Dronkeys at the end of the movie, Dragon arrives, greeting Donkey and behind her came six Dronkeys. Donkey refers them as his \"little mutant babies\". kestrelsparverius: [same sonic game screenshot, slightly more compressed] [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?")
![adrnired [screenshot of Diane and Mr Peanutbutter in a doctor;s surgery] In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (eft). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
autisticexpression: This is the worst addition to this post
araku-validrava: [screenshot from Treasure Planet] I'am reminded of Treasure Planet. In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babieswizardiizardinhislair: I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right? Oris that just something my brain made up? ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru [same sonic screenshot, very compressed][EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING taking about
ingscrownG66: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
the-haiku-bot: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman Beep boop!
astronomical-bagel: anyone in this thread smoke weed](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385923 "adrnired [screenshot of Diane and Mr Peanutbutter in a doctor;s surgery] In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (eft). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
autisticexpression: This is the worst addition to this post
araku-validrava: [screenshot from Treasure Planet] I'am reminded of Treasure Planet. In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babieswizardiizardinhislair: I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right? Oris that just something my brain made up? ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru [same sonic screenshot, very compressed][EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING taking about
ingscrownG66: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
the-haiku-bot: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman Beep boop!
astronomical-bagel: anyone in this thread smoke weed")
imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/po… )
![cerinthescarietpescatarian: “X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy | hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood). . derinthescarletpescatarian: “Okay but why is it always so chemically roundabout and unnecessarily complicated” well buddy, that’s because your blood is imitation seawater. See? It's very simple. ‘ badwificonnection: Blood is what now? derinthescarletpescatarian: It's imitation seawater what part is confusing
badwificonnection [math lady meme]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385925 "cerinthescarietpescatarian: “X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy | hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood). . derinthescarletpescatarian: “Okay but why is it always so chemically roundabout and unnecessarily complicated” well buddy, that’s because your blood is imitation seawater. See? It's very simple. ‘ badwificonnection: Blood is what now? derinthescarletpescatarian: It's imitation seawater what part is confusing
badwificonnection [math lady meme]")
ELODIEUNDERGLASS
Well, there’s another few steps, of course. Because at some point, operating along lines of logic that worked out perfectly so far, you did decide to be a mammal. A mammal is a machine for adapting...elodieunderglass (Tumblr)
try not to cum
what the hell is in your mouth
![queencatradora: i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question...__. what the hell is in your mouth” "
lesbianwisdom:
?? Was it bad or good? What did you say?
it was in awe Imao then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
[gif of person with tripping eyes]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385939 "queencatradora: i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question...__. what the hell is in your mouth” \"
lesbianwisdom:
?? Was it bad or good? What did you say?
it was in awe Imao then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
[gif of person with tripping eyes]")
![uueencatradora oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and [series of screenshots of replies]
kanetamarion: What was it tho i
m-just-gay-and-depressed ‘ Ok but What WAs in your mouth?
kavisilence : so what was in your mouth that could have invoked that response like was your tooth just creating a wormhole in your mouth or what
starryeyedwonder said What's in your mouth??? Why did they ask that????
story time okay so to preface this, my hometown where i'm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you're there for awhile you get the feeling that's something’s not....quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much S0 that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i'm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385941 "uueencatradora oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and [series of screenshots of replies]
kanetamarion: What was it tho i
m-just-gay-and-depressed ‘ Ok but What WAs in your mouth?
kavisilence : so what was in your mouth that could have invoked that response like was your tooth just creating a wormhole in your mouth or what
starryeyedwonder said What's in your mouth??? Why did they ask that????
story time okay so to preface this, my hometown where i'm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you're there for awhile you get the feeling that's something’s not....quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much S0 that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i'm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.")
how to summon a concerned lesbian
with the vampire
when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
![sytherenne:
[screnshot]
While this show has some SERIOUS '90s vibes, it's not bad! | absolutely see the appeal. | love that it's about girls finding their inner strength, kicking ass, and defeating evil. Out of all the reboots that have happened, I'm surprised that this hasn't been touched yet. | still don't know why Spike and Angel seem like older men compared to Buffy, but | guess people were into it? But also — was there ever a Team Spike or Team Angel like Team Edward/Jacob LET ME KNOW.
I can't believe | had to read this sentence in a buzzfeed thing about BtVS with ‘my own goddamn eyes how is it possible this has slipped from the mind of the collective conscious, people died in this conflict, know your fandom history jeeze
etraytin:
It's the way of all wars. When peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385955 "sytherenne:
[screnshot]
While this show has some SERIOUS '90s vibes, it's not bad! | absolutely see the appeal. | love that it's about girls finding their inner strength, kicking ass, and defeating evil. Out of all the reboots that have happened, I'm surprised that this hasn't been touched yet. | still don't know why Spike and Angel seem like older men compared to Buffy, but | guess people were into it? But also — was there ever a Team Spike or Team Angel like Team Edward/Jacob LET ME KNOW.
I can't believe | had to read this sentence in a buzzfeed thing about BtVS with ‘my own goddamn eyes how is it possible this has slipped from the mind of the collective conscious, people died in this conflict, know your fandom history jeeze
etraytin:
It's the way of all wars. When peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them.")
joker would be so f...
![junkoandthediamonds i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
[screenshot reply] Joker would be so f... '
junkoandthediamonds: [screenshotted replies]
-funny if he was already just like that before he fell into the chemical vat
-furious if harley kept breaking into his house and eating his peanut butter? '
-fucking cool if he could beatbox?
- F... unny if Harley Quinn and Jason Todd killed him?
all wonderful guesses! but alas, no, it was:](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385957 "junkoandthediamonds i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
[screenshot reply] Joker would be so f... '
junkoandthediamonds: [screenshotted replies]
-funny if he was already just like that before he fell into the chemical vat
-furious if harley kept breaking into his house and eating his peanut butter? '
-fucking cool if he could beatbox?
- F... unny if Harley Quinn and Jason Todd killed him?
all wonderful guesses! but alas, no, it was:")
![[screenshotted reply]Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr
junkoandthediamonds [two more screenshot replies]
-Pink hair would slay tbh .
-Can yall NOT make "pussy cunt cunt" jokes about a literal murderer. Mind you he killed people?????
mixed reactions on this one](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385959 "[screenshotted reply]Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr
junkoandthediamonds [two more screenshot replies]
-Pink hair would slay tbh .
-Can yall NOT make \"pussy cunt cunt\" jokes about a literal murderer. Mind you he killed people?????
mixed reactions on this one")
![soupsy-daisy
[painting of classical philosophers debating]
ndvecity: there’s a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
official-lucifers-child [two panel cartoon: tumblr no avatar picture with sunglasses in a car, speech bubble pointing to the post above; panel 2 reveals he is at a drive in talking to a scared server]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385967 "soupsy-daisy
[painting of classical philosophers debating]
ndvecity: there’s a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
official-lucifers-child [two panel cartoon: tumblr no avatar picture with sunglasses in a car, speech bubble pointing to the post above; panel 2 reveals he is at a drive in talking to a scared server]")
what is left
can't believe i didn't realise i was gay right then
Sensitive content
arise,
bear market
![lesbenny: Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.
lesbenny: [screenshotted reply] are you perhaps a bear
I'm trying to be but getting testosterone without a damoly doctor is impossible
lesbenny: [screenshot tags] oh this is a good one, at 47 notes not but I bet it'll go far](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385977 "lesbenny: Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.
lesbenny: [screenshotted reply] are you perhaps a bear
I'm trying to be but getting testosterone without a damoly doctor is impossible
lesbenny: [screenshot tags] oh this is a good one, at 47 notes not but I bet it'll go far")
![[more screenshots] -investing at 46 notes
-to me this has 23k notes
Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.
armchair: it's a bear market
[Clip art cartoon of a woman hitting a baseball with the ball forming the o of the words home run](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385979 "[more screenshots] -investing at 46 notes
-to me this has 23k notes
Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.
armchair: it's a bear market
[Clip art cartoon of a woman hitting a baseball with the ball forming the o of the words home run")
![cannibalchicken [twitter screenshot] Is maroon just navy red
@lilbrownbby why does this make sense s noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination: it doesnt make sense tho navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700's maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut. like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385983 "cannibalchicken [twitter screenshot] Is maroon just navy red
@lilbrownbby why does this make sense s noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination: it doesnt make sense tho navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700's maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut. like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!")
![wonderweird:
This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as 'm pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post are artists saying “YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!"
so-basically-im-jevil:
if you don't know the name origin of every single color ever then you arent an artist
payeehay:
and mustard is navy yellow
bogmummytakethewheel:
the navy trfecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to ‘awhole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel
bogmummytakethewheel
[colour wheel in dark desaturated colours]
i did the best i could](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385987 "wonderweird:
This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as 'm pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post are artists saying “YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!\"
so-basically-im-jevil:
if you don't know the name origin of every single color ever then you arent an artist
payeehay:
and mustard is navy yellow
bogmummytakethewheel:
the navy trfecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to ‘awhole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel
bogmummytakethewheel
[colour wheel in dark desaturated colours]
i did the best i could")
![proxypunch [colour spectrum in same colours],
nomestuckpolice Thank you, law abiding citizen! We'll apprehend the suspect [spongebob squarepants gif of arrest] actualrealexplode: [screenshot of arm with gun shooting cop] IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
angelpatton: This post is a fucking trainwreck](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385989 "proxypunch [colour spectrum in same colours],
nomestuckpolice Thank you, law abiding citizen! We'll apprehend the suspect [spongebob squarepants gif of arrest] actualrealexplode: [screenshot of arm with gun shooting cop] IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
angelpatton: This post is a fucking trainwreck")
top advice
the ideological opposite of a catgirl
![then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the. spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).
thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is [picture of the bee from bee movie]
prokopetz:
Take your prize and get out of my house.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385995 "then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the. spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).
thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is [picture of the bee from bee movie]
prokopetz:
Take your prize and get out of my house.")
nothing wrong with me
just like in anime
understanding a newspaper political cartoon
werewolf youtuber
![I just saw my cousin on tinder can I die she's gonna know I'm gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
[Two spider man's pointing at each other react]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386011 "I just saw my cousin on tinder can I die she's gonna know I'm gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
[Two spider man's pointing at each other react]")
fingers in his ass sunday
![fingers in ass Sunday
you know what day ir is
addicted to fingers in his ass Sunday
[Salute screenshot]
See you on the other side, true heroes](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386013 "fingers in ass Sunday
you know what day ir is
addicted to fingers in his ass Sunday
[Salute screenshot]
See you on the other side, true heroes")
promhe/theyus
![every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again
#promhe/theyus [crying emojis]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386015 "every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again
#promhe/theyus [crying emojis]")
ways to look more angelic
![Anon: brea
thickness-protection-program:
-d [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
-sts [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
vagrantclown: breadsts
thickness-protection-programme: [photo of loaves of bread which look like breasts] [kombucha lady meme, interested react]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386021 "Anon: brea
thickness-protection-program:
-d [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
-sts [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
vagrantclown: breadsts
thickness-protection-programme: [photo of loaves of bread which look like breasts] [kombucha lady meme, interested react]")
pedestrian
![foreverial: shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
foreverial: [reply screenshot]for lit majors its PEDESTRIAN bruh never have i been so decimated than when a prof said my thesis proposal was pedestrian
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386023 "foreverial: shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
foreverial: [reply screenshot]for lit majors its PEDESTRIAN bruh never have i been so decimated than when a prof said my thesis proposal was pedestrian
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are")
anti-italian rules
we come to cum
scrumptious darling boy
ska punk forever
if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer
exceeding all expectations
![Text chat screenshots:
-are you ready to see a flier that's everywhere at my school
-if ur prefacing it fuck yeah I am
[Poster advertising the vagina monologues with 90s rad-stylr background and a picture of the bee from bee movie saying "ya like vag"]
I wasn't ready
forbiddenseason: I'm exceeding all expectations](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386035 "Text chat screenshots:
-are you ready to see a flier that's everywhere at my school
-if ur prefacing it fuck yeah I am
[Poster advertising the vagina monologues with 90s rad-stylr background and a picture of the bee from bee movie saying \"ya like vag\"]
I wasn't ready
forbiddenseason: I'm exceeding all expectations")
the emperor's new clothes but in reverse
studying for the bechdel test
joan of arc
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
![i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
avantgaye:
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said *i have 5 kids”
witchraft-with-space-bean:
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. | asked her why, and she shrugged and said I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
anais-ninja-blog:
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Katjohnadams:
Actual conversation | had at register:
“Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can | get you, today?”
“How much s it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386043 "i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
avantgaye:
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said *i have 5 kids”
witchraft-with-space-bean:
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. | asked her why, and she shrugged and said I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
anais-ninja-blog:
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Katjohnadams:
Actual conversation | had at register:
“Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can | get you, today?”
“How much s it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”")
tumblr learns about the big wide world: a collection
![malewifenat: Anonymous asked: What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab? malewifenat answered: x.’m palestinian ‘captainlordauditor: [reply screenshot] hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn't call yourself indian if you aren't indigenous :)[picture of a map of the country India]
same energy
princesskuragina [conversation screenshots] Does Dutch mean like dom butch?
NO. It's my nationality.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386049 "malewifenat: Anonymous asked: What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab? malewifenat answered: x.’m palestinian ‘captainlordauditor: [reply screenshot] hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn't call yourself indian if you aren't indigenous :)[picture of a map of the country India]
same energy
princesskuragina [conversation screenshots] Does Dutch mean like dom butch?
NO. It's my nationality.")
![[post and reply screenshot]
hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I'm Spanish" like no that's a language not a nationalty
-boy have i got news for you about a country called spain
definitely-not-lordenglish [conversation screenshots]
Anonymous asked you really thought that putting I/ait/h in your bio and your carrd would be a sneaky way to let people know that you like vo//itro//n Imao. could've just wrote klance and not use some obscure shipping name that people already know about anyways
leorio-moved-deactivated2020022 answered LAITH IS MY NAME IT'S LITERALLY AN ARABIC NAME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
catradoraism [conversation screenshot] Anonymous asked: ° urgh “queensland” just call it england you pretentious bitch logarto answered: ‘ [map of Australia showing Queensland] bigexcluder [screenshot]
lee: HUH . . .
lee: what pride flag is that. .
lee: oh lee guessed the word! The word was 'Germany](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386051 "[post and reply screenshot]
hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I'm Spanish\" like no that's a language not a nationalty
-boy have i got news for you about a country called spain
definitely-not-lordenglish [conversation screenshots]
Anonymous asked you really thought that putting I/ait/h in your bio and your carrd would be a sneaky way to let people know that you like vo//itro//n Imao. could've just wrote klance and not use some obscure shipping name that people already know about anyways
leorio-moved-deactivated2020022 answered LAITH IS MY NAME IT'S LITERALLY AN ARABIC NAME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
catradoraism [conversation screenshot] Anonymous asked: ° urgh “queensland” just call it england you pretentious bitch logarto answered: ‘ [map of Australia showing Queensland] bigexcluder [screenshot]
lee: HUH . . .
lee: what pride flag is that. .
lee: oh lee guessed the word! The word was 'Germany")
![Anonymous said Do you have a fetish for men or something
[reply is a picture of Tails wearing a shirt with a rainbow saying "I'm gay" [conversation screenshot] Who's Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid.......
there’s more
enby-demon-crespy [conversation screenshot]
Anonymous asked you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family but you raised mexican catholic™™" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?
Reply: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of *high ranking” nazi?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386053 "Anonymous said Do you have a fetish for men or something
[reply is a picture of Tails wearing a shirt with a rainbow saying \"I'm gay\" [conversation screenshot] Who's Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid.......
there’s more
enby-demon-crespy [conversation screenshot]
Anonymous asked you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family but you raised mexican catholic™™\" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?
Reply: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of *high ranking” nazi?")
![Opalite [conversation and reply screenshots]
anonymous asked:
I dont know who the hell the B
stands for but god its disgusting
that you ship anyone with Dib.
Thats a whole ass child, freak.
Wanted to follow for the Pokemon
content but you're out here
shipping whatever the fuck badr
is. Dont fucking ship the kids with
irkens jesus christ
[reply] HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC | DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
[picture of the Welsh flag]
re-unpoputar-opinions These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.
wrxthiabella: that... that is the Welsh flag...
runofthemillsocialist: Gender of the day: Wales “
Tord-kitschener: LGBTW (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Welsh)](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386055 "Opalite [conversation and reply screenshots]
anonymous asked:
I dont know who the hell the B
stands for but god its disgusting
that you ship anyone with Dib.
Thats a whole ass child, freak.
Wanted to follow for the Pokemon
content but you're out here
shipping whatever the fuck badr
is. Dont fucking ship the kids with
irkens jesus christ
[reply] HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC | DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
[picture of the Welsh flag]
re-unpoputar-opinions These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.
wrxthiabella: that... that is the Welsh flag...
runofthemillsocialist: Gender of the day: Wales “
Tord-kitschener: LGBTW (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Welsh)")
This entry was edited (2 years ago)
you dropped your dick, man
![[twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] "Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business
theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386057 "[twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] \"Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business
theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.")
bear 4 bear content
![as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man
[three pictures of greetings cards. In the first, Santa has his arm around a hasidic man, and they have switched hats. In the second, Santa and the hasidic man are skating together. In the third, they have their arms around each other]
like. slay.
Quality bear 4 bear content](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386059 "as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man
[three pictures of greetings cards. In the first, Santa has his arm around a hasidic man, and they have switched hats. In the second, Santa and the hasidic man are skating together. In the third, they have their arms around each other]
like. slay.
Quality bear 4 bear content")
![salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni
[photo of a saluki, a white dog with a long face and fluffy, floppy ears]
shes a paid employee of amnesty international now](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386061 "salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni
[photo of a saluki, a white dog with a long face and fluffy, floppy ears]
shes a paid employee of amnesty international now")
task failed successfully
![basic-banshee: [text screenshots]
-Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend
-I will give you a Starbucks gift card
-My boyfriend's dad is a VP at (blurred)-and he and his wife will 100% be there -It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed
-You have loads of friends! Can't one . of them do it?
-You're my only straight friend. | need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end
-Just make a Craigslist ad
-Omg wait can I help
And so it begins ‘
bazfloralsuit: having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
basic-banshee: Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee: Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig” I now see my mistake](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386065 "basic-banshee: [text screenshots]
-Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend
-I will give you a Starbucks gift card
-My boyfriend's dad is a VP at (blurred)-and he and his wife will 100% be there -It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed
-You have loads of friends! Can't one . of them do it?
-You're my only straight friend. | need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end
-Just make a Craigslist ad
-Omg wait can I help
And so it begins ‘
bazfloralsuit: having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
basic-banshee: Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee: Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig” I now see my mistake")
![basic-banshee: [more text screenshots] -Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend
-Are you still talking about this
-Collin said you were joking
-I am 93% serious
-Can I wear a suit? How butch do | . need to be?
-Oh my god yes you can wear a suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits
-Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner!
-Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat . that following weekend?
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action. justluckyiguess: My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
basic-banshee: Can confirm | am meeting and mating just fine](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386067 "basic-banshee: [more text screenshots] -Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend
-Are you still talking about this
-Collin said you were joking
-I am 93% serious
-Can I wear a suit? How butch do | . need to be?
-Oh my god yes you can wear a suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits
-Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner!
-Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat . that following weekend?
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action. justluckyiguess: My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
basic-banshee: Can confirm | am meeting and mating just fine")
![basic-banshee: By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman now cooliopumpkin [screenshot of John Mulaney, modified to make him say, "That's what | thought you'd say, you |esbian"]
basic-banshee: This is the feedback I've been looking for
charlesoberonn: [screenshot of the first text conversation, highlighting "I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end "
basic-banshee: [a windows button, with the text saying "Task failed successfully"]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386069 "basic-banshee: By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman now cooliopumpkin [screenshot of John Mulaney, modified to make him say, \"That's what | thought you'd say, you |esbian\"]
basic-banshee: This is the feedback I've been looking for
charlesoberonn: [screenshot of the first text conversation, highlighting \"I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end \"
basic-banshee: [a windows button, with the text saying \"Task failed successfully\"]")
richard dawkins
mad dad hour
![obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by [struck out] Queen David Bowie. the phone immediately began to ring. “ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!" “I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” | replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure. I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start. And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born. .
tricktster
[reply screenshot]
@tricktster you really gotta tell us the
aftermath after that day
I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format | started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386077 "obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by [struck out] Queen David Bowie. the phone immediately began to ring. “ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!\" “I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” | replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure. I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start. And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born. .
tricktster
[reply screenshot]
@tricktster you really gotta tell us the
aftermath after that day
I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format | started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.")
message to all bitches
festive political compass
smoking area
talking heads songs
the cardinal
![From a fellow cat - please spread the word that the squirrel outside my window is public enemy number one. The cardinal is number two.
PSA please be on the lookout for this suspicious man [photo of a squirrel scampering in grass] and call cat police immediately if you see this individual (do not approach) [photo of a cardinal bird in a tree eating red berries]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386097 "From a fellow cat - please spread the word that the squirrel outside my window is public enemy number one. The cardinal is number two.
PSA please be on the lookout for this suspicious man [photo of a squirrel scampering in grass] and call cat police immediately if you see this individual (do not approach) [photo of a cardinal bird in a tree eating red berries]")
![For a second there I forgot that cardinal was a type of bird and I didn't hesitate to think that a cat would have a vendetta against a high ranking member of the church, and also that that vendetta would be second to a squirrel
Cat: attention all for safety sake please also be very cautious if you see him [photo of a Catholic cardinal in red regalia] armed and dangerous](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386099 "For a second there I forgot that cardinal was a type of bird and I didn't hesitate to think that a cat would have a vendetta against a high ranking member of the church, and also that that vendetta would be second to a squirrel
Cat: attention all for safety sake please also be very cautious if you see him [photo of a Catholic cardinal in red regalia] armed and dangerous")
slutty little candy man
the dimension where nightmares live
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as a woman and a scrappy fan
![despazito the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo
[picture of a thrilled-looking cartoon great dane dog wearing glasses and a tie at the bedside of a great dane in a hospital bed marked "Mrs Doo", wearing a nightie and holding a baby great dane wrapped in a blanket]
[picture of a sad-looking great dane wearing a bow in a hospital bed while a baby great dane sits on her lap]
scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska: Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR I never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan | needed to say this
mothballwater: as a woman and a scrappy fan](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386107 "despazito the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo
[picture of a thrilled-looking cartoon great dane dog wearing glasses and a tie at the bedside of a great dane in a hospital bed marked \"Mrs Doo\", wearing a nightie and holding a baby great dane wrapped in a blanket]
[picture of a sad-looking great dane wearing a bow in a hospital bed while a baby great dane sits on her lap]
scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska: Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR I never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan | needed to say this
mothballwater: as a woman and a scrappy fan")
traditional english dishes
star wars name
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are you gonna eat all that
there was room for draco in the minivan
incomprehensible
hand tattoos
![jorrorlesbians: normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
[screenshotted tags] just met a librarian with knuckle tattoos that say book club, kinda hot of her
Very hot of her](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386125 "jorrorlesbians: normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
[screenshotted tags] just met a librarian with knuckle tattoos that say book club, kinda hot of her
Very hot of her")
girls in your area
make better choices
sorry for the late reply
reverse dracula / they very much did kill jesus
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the proletariat make do
caterpillar
unfair study
game of walking bad
mouse pride
merry wokemas
you better watch out
so here it is
willy wonka
cats (2019)
those are his hooves you bitch
![chiiquititamoved: Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
formlessdemi: [photo of a seagull eating a bagel, in a kind of cunty way]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386177 "chiiquititamoved: Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
formlessdemi: [photo of a seagull eating a bagel, in a kind of cunty way]")
except for the raisins
one of the guys quit
found footage
some good qualities too
we drove out of the lubrication
catboys and himbos
rosa luxemburg
honorable discharge
if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out
woman yelling at cat
how to draw bears
silly putty
the great london fire
in the underworld
boots shorts
no time for mansplaining
sad little man
corvid art
12,239 pages of heated debate
as per my last email
his wife has filled his house with chintz
![sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386273 "sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8")
kinkshaming lestat
![sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.
It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386275 "sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.
It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post")
flat bigfoot theory
fat coyote
tell me less
![atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
atombombtom [screenshotted reply]
Anonymous asked: @ tell me less](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386295 "atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
atombombtom [screenshotted reply]
Anonymous asked: @ tell me less")
without the help of extreme bigotry
mormon werehorse
big supernaturals
secret werewolves
get pickled
opening up a boy with the cold ones
cost of living tips
anarcho-anarchism
fucking grumpy
positive post
screenshot
people on here
tom and jerry
mystery algae (if anyone knows what this is, it remains unidentified, and you can make OP very happy by solving this!)
penalty box
it is the 10th anniversary of this iconic post
too drunk for words
525,000 moments so dear
the kosher status of furbies
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
billy postman
embrace self actualisation
dwarf standards
voice recognition theology
the saddest thing i ever heard get said
what day is it
kin with a pope
your bread is missing its bread
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the bitch
crabs x piss bot
by talos this can't be happening
do i qualify
rehabilitation
stop reblogging
yahoo answers
my good son now
irreparable damage to the english language (original posts from 2017)
ask the dwarves of moria about that
one car pile up
it's equality
prince charming
take worse shits
bucephalus
5-o'clock foreshadowing
you can't serve cunt and the government at the same time
literary expert
tumblr pvp
we're canadian
transformers
ceci n'est pas un cul
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palpatine's big unnaturals
les mis au
why was he born so beautiful
electrolytes
boiling water: a shakespearean interlude
an epilogue to the above
japanese radish
himbo theory
cloth mother and wire mother
pokemon npc dialogue
yeet and yoink
why you hatin
my brain is seized by shitposts
worlds tallest vampire
things to do in london
this fucking paper
post-email aftercare
the matrix
a fun new way of responding to anon hate
a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism
this is no longer a robbery
paul simon mpreg: the context
porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i… )
Search: fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch | foone
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phone sex over walkie talkies
woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension
honey nut cheerio
store bought is fine
sometimes i feel
twas i that set the house ablaze
you're so strong
a little f slur
gender is a performance
skeleton parts, identified
succubating
evaporated milk
scarborough fair
gay and stupid maze
guillermo del toro
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how much cum
pirates water
reverse cowgirl
i am an adult who studies physics
tolkien's work
tiny yet crucial error
papal titty slider
harson and hanslaughter
jesus in a hot topic
necroprancer
with keanu
fallen trains
the most french sentence ever to be written in english
i wanna brush you like an enamel
much to think about
vanilla extract
gamer girls make do
bottom storage
negative context
![reallybadblackoutpoems: A blackout poem made from a screenshot of a text with some words redacted. "I'll admit that my main problem with this [some text blacked out] is that | haven't [some text blacked out] asked.
text from my dad (2021) - my dad “i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked™ submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup
corandcoconutsoup: Screenshot of the complete text: "I'll admit that my main problem with this secret groundhog eating cult is that I haven't been invited to join despite my pedigree. I'd probably opt out, but it's nice to be asked." Original text for context
reallybadblackoutpoems: op this provides no context
cr-az069: op this is negative context](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386629 "reallybadblackoutpoems: A blackout poem made from a screenshot of a text with some words redacted. \"I'll admit that my main problem with this [some text blacked out] is that | haven't [some text blacked out] asked.
text from my dad (2021) - my dad “i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked™ submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup
corandcoconutsoup: Screenshot of the complete text: \"I'll admit that my main problem with this secret groundhog eating cult is that I haven't been invited to join despite my pedigree. I'd probably opt out, but it's nice to be asked.\" Original text for context
reallybadblackoutpoems: op this provides no context
cr-az069: op this is negative context")
i wish boys could play basketball
this does the rounds on tumblr all the time in a post by allthingsmustpass1970 captioned "they should do emmys for gifs" and shit yeah they should do emmys for gifs because I pause to watch it every time
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goose saves shivering puppy
sex-scenes-in-movies discourse
temporary bimbofication
smash esports
important question
chicken coded
kiss & rail
![apas-95: Photo of a sign at a Luxembourg station saying "Kiss & rail. 30 min gratuites" it is accompanied by a cartoon of a couple kissing at a train station and advertising park and ride services at the station.
remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
apas-95: Screenshotted tags: "30 minutes is more than enough" "might rail 2 times"
nyanguardparty: Modified picture of a t shirt saying "Of course I cum fast. I got a [edited] train to catch". It has a picture of a fish on it, presumably original text reading "fish to catch"](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386653 "apas-95: Photo of a sign at a Luxembourg station saying \"Kiss & rail. 30 min gratuites\" it is accompanied by a cartoon of a couple kissing at a train station and advertising park and ride services at the station.
remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
apas-95: Screenshotted tags: \"30 minutes is more than enough\" \"might rail 2 times\"
nyanguardparty: Modified picture of a t shirt saying \"Of course I cum fast. I got a [edited] train to catch\". It has a picture of a fish on it, presumably original text reading \"fish to catch\"")
all memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight
greater cargo shorts
tumblr heritage post
pegging hung clowns
ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp
why it's valentines day
came back wrong
hieronymus bob
light hannibal
anal sneeze boy
super bowl
pride month
raise your hand
how to make a decision
ellen degeneres
youtube celebrity
![jncos: Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video
Stock image of a smug-looking white man
Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.
jncos: Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386701 "jncos: Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video
Stock image of a smug-looking white man
Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.
jncos: Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.")
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delighted to report big naturals gandalf cosplay exists
video game protagonist mindset
cruella (originally posted february 2021)
evil rick astley
raspberries
fag moment
beefcake craig
assigned female at buffet
blessing-curse
make the golf course a public sex forest
bees: a black market in live bioweapons
a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
tom bombadil
nothing there
software update
frenchmans cumsock
eating lava
can i get some advice
cinderella
breaking bad
crying newborn
pronoun cinematic universe
vintage clown jewellery
long man jenkins
a million deaths upon you
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period pussy
op is a doctor
dog biscuits girl
ahead of their time
plague doctor (from early 2020)
advice for a 14 year old girl
alexander the great
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spussy
the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be
harry styles foot fetish
eh whatre ya gonna do
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tw: tiktok
three sins for the price of one
![prokopetz: Those little “[action] [body part]” dice represent a more efficient way to sin because it’s both fornication and gambling.
sixthrock: if you do it while wearing a wizard hat it technically qualifies as playing dungeons & dragons
thereby making it gambling fornication AND satan worship
three sins for the price of one](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386805 "prokopetz: Those little “[action] [body part]” dice represent a more efficient way to sin because it’s both fornication and gambling.
sixthrock: if you do it while wearing a wizard hat it technically qualifies as playing dungeons & dragons
thereby making it gambling fornication AND satan worship
three sins for the price of one")
splitting the atom
tea, earl grey, hot
girlhood is a spectrum
one night stand
i hope this evil reaches you well
liveblogging
finally, an answer
try pinning wizard
the big mans a lad
allegoried
![coolxatu: she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
twitchytyrant: the tumblr user is entertained by the mere shadow cast by the joke](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386831 "coolxatu: she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
twitchytyrant: the tumblr user is entertained by the mere shadow cast by the joke")
you did well on tumblr
chad doc ock
assigned female at barn
catgirl ethics
academie francaise
stupid ass decision
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bad
peace and love on planet earth
not how we use emojis
the hunt for red october
which way, western man
you can only boost this today
extremely powerful items
the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
whole lotta guys need stabbing
almost 90k votes now, he doesn't stand a chance
shadow self
happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday
don't forget
have a knife day
love me or hate me
no one tell him
live slug reaction
show some respect
phineas gage
bring your knife to work day
god made you in his image
if you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme
the glorification of toxic relationships
the artistic merit of sex scenes
very specific drama
going viral on tumblr
feminist ally
the clap of my hull plates
Ever Given Ever'Green Imbari Golden Class
russian warship 545
evergreen's monster
austin powers
steal his look
butch fatale
winnie the pooh ass bitch
moths to a flame
shame-shamed
the four discoursemen
i have to unfollow you
mountain goats
she deconstruct my joke format
sonic at ramadan
phantom bees
old timey henchman voice
they very much did kill jesus
the sins of mankind
thomas, a known freak
meat themed
the tadpole
don't worry about it
fresh basil pesto
police dog training
how mary shelley lost her virginity
marie antoinette
a special appearance from neil gaiman, who uses tumblr, was clearly in this interaction, and is therefore aware that this happened so there's no need to tag the guy
plodding cuck engine
horny on main
because you're tall
reverse gaslighting
among us yaoi
i can make him
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
the poisoner
feral pizza
quacking in my boobs
armageddon
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peeing again
penis coladas
tumblr monastery
jeanpaul-georges ringeaux
cherry tomatoes
bred and whine
quantum theory
boss jokes
it's gonna be may
barely legal
who up pissing in they pants
transubstantiation
ra ra rasputin
literally not you
nobody said the same thing twice
a specific vagueblog but it checks out
glory hole but lawful good
welcome to the garden
gender reveal parties
a competition between the jury and the people
blood and glitter
used your country's entry to pee
the ultimate bathing
my dash broke and merged two posts
bathroom sign
70s tumblr
bone pharaoh
not everything is a poem
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the concoction
how eve got expelled from eden
everyone is vanilla extract
so the chief could do WHAT
everyone here is dead
you should be bad
they didn't make it
my chemical romance
locationpilled scampercel
you are so beautiful in every way
ai generated
das ist mein papa
quarter boy
haunt some bitches
a narnia blog
this post would do numbers on tumblr
the climmy
piss catacombs
not my fav hentai of pennywise but ok
belle doll
the rainbow
harboring a secret desire to be a mesozoic superpredator
omeprazole
i hope she won whatever argument she was having
problematic ship
humanising dracula
i can’t be known for this
literally a minor
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the worst possible tumblr ad
still relevant
bringing me a girlfriend too
does anyone care about me
a woman's place is on the battlefield
evil infodumping
in this scenario 9/11 never happened
![guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387269 "guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened")
what dinnered
making friends on tumblr
disheveled feral links
executive dysfunction
is yuri yuri
the more the mud and slime, the more numerous the eels.
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rodent vagina
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they don't know ive been following them for 3 days
meeking a smee
the mortifying ordeal of being turned on by improv
realistic sibling interactions
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bathroom mirror
horf some cronts
a process has occurred
ancient greek philosophy
[edited 8/3/24 to add a continuation of the thread]
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basmati blast
toe-sucking evil
is there beef
a more important question
shmapoo and conditioner
handbinding my immortal
(genuinely one of the best things I have ever seen)
(A/N I included as little of the actual text as possible in the alt because Enoby's writing style is gonna be hell on screenreaders. DUN LIKE DUN LISSN)
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mr wallbachev
hapsburg gas
ghosts of people who died in the hospital
for morale
julius xi/xir
jestergirls
your boyfriend's a stag now
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state sanctioned violence barbie
top 5 bloodborne weapons
nutsacktorturer
take us away boys
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imagine all the people
yugoslavia
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pork prism
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a demigod walking among mortals
uruk-hai scimitar
seahorse mannerisms
dogs dont see colour like we do
james team rocket
depressed catman
sloppy penis optimisation
marcus aurelius
the body of the gluten free christ
jerry is here
both a pun and also fucking loss
italian manwhore summer
funky dudes
a class on what
a clinically insane yet correct take
it's true it's there I saw it
bike helmet
the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy
lord montague
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dwarven pussy
tough loyal knight
two paths they can take to enlightenment
behold! an airplane!
this timeline truly isn't the worst possible
and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest
miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1
the chair
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the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
uh oh! spicy
ethically consuming media
tumblrinas abt fictional men
therapy is where the cannibalism happens
flu symptoms
a wide variety of answers
ethnic cleanse
world famous detective
most italian paragraph in existence
![Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56]
wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387577 "Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God\" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56]
wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.")
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
scormophgogus
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
![I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away.
The fact that she kept it for 58 years is even funnier. I was like “Who the hell is this?” and she let out an exasperated sigh and was like “That was [NAME]. He was in love with me.” Feelings very much not reciprocated for soldier boy.
I think this incident is so funny to me because it reminded me of girls my age screenshotting cringy conversations with horrible horny men and posting them in the group chat for everyone to see. I think of all those extremely horny and verbose historical love letters in museums dating back as long as humans have been able to write. I wonder if there was a caveman who made cave art to impress a possible mate but it was so bad she made a point of visiting the cave every year to show her friends and laugh at it.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387647 "I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away.
The fact that she kept it for 58 years is even funnier. I was like “Who the hell is this?” and she let out an exasperated sigh and was like “That was [NAME]. He was in love with me.” Feelings very much not reciprocated for soldier boy.
I think this incident is so funny to me because it reminded me of girls my age screenshotting cringy conversations with horrible horny men and posting them in the group chat for everyone to see. I think of all those extremely horny and verbose historical love letters in museums dating back as long as humans have been able to write. I wonder if there was a caveman who made cave art to impress a possible mate but it was so bad she made a point of visiting the cave every year to show her friends and laugh at it.")
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
![My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
Photo of the lower legs of a couple. Both have a tattoo of four ace cards and the name Dylan under it.
[self reblog]
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OP's ankle now had the same tattoo](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387661 "My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
Photo of the lower legs of a couple. Both have a tattoo of four ace cards and the name Dylan under it.
[self reblog]
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OP's ankle now had the same tattoo")
![[self reblog]
OK my dad also got it
Another leg with the cards and Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
Photo of three legs, all with the Dylan tattoo
DYLAN](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387663 "[self reblog]
OK my dad also got it
Another leg with the cards and Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
Photo of three legs, all with the Dylan tattoo
DYLAN")
![[self reblog]
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
The lower legs of a family of four, all rocking the Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
My fucking manager got it
A grinning young white man lifting his trousers to show his ankle with the Dylan tattoo](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387665 "[self reblog]
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
The lower legs of a family of four, all rocking the Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
My fucking manager got it
A grinning young white man lifting his trousers to show his ankle with the Dylan tattoo")
mad scientist ethics board
both switches
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
![Imagine inviting someone to your home as a guest and you're settling in and they say "wow, your squirrels are so quiet!" and you have to pause and ask them what the fuck they mean. The squirrels in the walls. How do you keep them so quiet and out of the way? Still not quite comprehending what you're hearing, you ask them to repeat that. Why would they think you've got squirrels in your walls.
And your guest frowns in equal confusion, incredulous that you don't have squirrels in the walls. LIke, at all? Then something clicks together in their mind and they go "oh, you do the same thing as [mutual friend] does? Patching up the wall thing? So it actually works?" and it takes you a minute to process that they don't seem to actually believe that not having holes big enough for a squirrel to get in through actually leads to not having squirrels in your house.
You verify that yes. Everyone else has fixed the squirrel problem by patching the walls. Everyone else but they actually patches the walls, and nobody else but they keeps having the squirrel problem. They're the only one who does that instead of patching the wall. Your guest is insulted by your tone, insisting that it can't be that simple and that it's completely unrealistic to always keep your walls patched or to never have a squirrel in your house ever. Everyone has a squirrel in the house sometimes. You won't win this argument.
And that's what it's like to talk with americans on the internet.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387683 "Imagine inviting someone to your home as a guest and you're settling in and they say \"wow, your squirrels are so quiet!\" and you have to pause and ask them what the fuck they mean. The squirrels in the walls. How do you keep them so quiet and out of the way? Still not quite comprehending what you're hearing, you ask them to repeat that. Why would they think you've got squirrels in your walls.
And your guest frowns in equal confusion, incredulous that you don't have squirrels in the walls. LIke, at all? Then something clicks together in their mind and they go \"oh, you do the same thing as [mutual friend] does? Patching up the wall thing? So it actually works?\" and it takes you a minute to process that they don't seem to actually believe that not having holes big enough for a squirrel to get in through actually leads to not having squirrels in your house.
You verify that yes. Everyone else has fixed the squirrel problem by patching the walls. Everyone else but they actually patches the walls, and nobody else but they keeps having the squirrel problem. They're the only one who does that instead of patching the wall. Your guest is insulted by your tone, insisting that it can't be that simple and that it's completely unrealistic to always keep your walls patched or to never have a squirrel in your house ever. Everyone has a squirrel in the house sometimes. You won't win this argument.
And that's what it's like to talk with americans on the internet.")
![[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]
"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - "
“Her body is a map of scars, hardly an inch unblemished by a reminder of some hardship past: Not knowing the church potluck would be outside. Looking at her phone while on the stairs. Mowing the lawn. She still hasn’t told me how she managed to slit her whole wrist on that cardboard box, but someday when she’s ready to tell me, I’ll be ready to listen.”
“My eyes fall on a jagged white line across her palm, which I nearly overlooked. ‘And this one?’ I ask.
Her eyes cast away. For a moment, I think she won't speak. Finally, she murmurs, ‘The lid of the toilet tank broke in half but I just stuck the broken lid back on the toilet for weeks. Then one day when I was getting into the shower, the faucet knob broke, and I couldn’t turn the water off and then I hip-checked the toilet tank, and the broken lid fell off and through my hand, and I was naked and bleeding and the water wouldn’t turn off so I just stood there screaming for like five minutes before I could decide what to deal with first.’
Slowly, I bend forward and kiss the scar. ‘It’s beautiful,’ I tell her. ‘Just like you.’“](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387685 "[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]
\"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - \"
“Her body is a map of scars, hardly an inch unblemished by a reminder of some hardship past: Not knowing the church potluck would be outside. Looking at her phone while on the stairs. Mowing the lawn. She still hasn’t told me how she managed to slit her whole wrist on that cardboard box, but someday when she’s ready to tell me, I’ll be ready to listen.”
“My eyes fall on a jagged white line across her palm, which I nearly overlooked. ‘And this one?’ I ask.
Her eyes cast away. For a moment, I think she won't speak. Finally, she murmurs, ‘The lid of the toilet tank broke in half but I just stuck the broken lid back on the toilet for weeks. Then one day when I was getting into the shower, the faucet knob broke, and I couldn’t turn the water off and then I hip-checked the toilet tank, and the broken lid fell off and through my hand, and I was naked and bleeding and the water wouldn’t turn off so I just stood there screaming for like five minutes before I could decide what to deal with first.’
Slowly, I bend forward and kiss the scar. ‘It’s beautiful,’ I tell her. ‘Just like you.’“")
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
![arcueidbrunestud: kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
aokozaki: [gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
theballmighty: I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387725 "arcueidbrunestud: kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
aokozaki: [gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
theballmighty: I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…")
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
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every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
![Being in a tumblrina boy for twitter boy relationship has pluses such as my boyfriend trying and failing to explain “copium” in a way that sticks and me trying and failing to explain “blorbo from my shows” for 30 minutes while stuck in traffic. Love is love
Ocassionally we will ask each other “has[meme] made its way to twitter / tumblr yet?” Like two ambassadors discussing the imports and exports of nation states.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387749 "Being in a tumblrina boy for twitter boy relationship has pluses such as my boyfriend trying and failing to explain “copium” in a way that sticks and me trying and failing to explain “blorbo from my shows” for 30 minutes while stuck in traffic. Love is love
Ocassionally we will ask each other “has[meme] made its way to twitter / tumblr yet?” Like two ambassadors discussing the imports and exports of nation states.")
nato phonetic alphabet
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santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
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trying to solve french
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
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catholic shaming
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
![Tumblr post formatted to look like wikipedia: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387809 "Tumblr post formatted to look like wikipedia: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]")
your body's that box
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
![[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387831 "[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete")
beastie boys
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
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doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
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two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
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frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
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temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
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listen to me now
dommed by the narrative
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
a pervert tragedy
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
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bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
jonny (good kind)
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •?????????????
jonny (good kind)
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •"We are stopping the thing that lets you make and share curated collections of offline pages with a little algorithmic affinity recommendation overlay because people don't want to manage reading lists and want to only have algorithmic recommendations.
Don't worry we basically fully replaced them with bookmarks (??) and a different tab orientation (??) because people still want to manage reading lists (??). But you can't actually import your pocket export to those things, and since they don't actually replace them we won't just move your data to them and will just delete it in a few months.
In conclusion, this is why pivoting to focus on the same gimmicks everyone else is focusing on and transitioning your personalized collections to generic AI slop reflects our being the most independent organization ever (???) Which lets us prioritize personalization (????)"
excuse me can you repeat that? blink twice if you need someone to come get you
jonny (good kind)
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •I wouldn't say I know a ton of people, but I know enough, and none of them use Firefox unless they are a privacy wingnut or otherwise have some specific reason to hate Google and Apple. It just isn't a better piece of software than Chrome, it can't be and never will be, Google has infinity dollars, it competed on a different axis and that was fine for the people the use it because privacy is more important than perf or ux. The 2% of browser share that use Firefox are those privacy Wingnuts.
The one moz employee that frequently wanders into these threads once promised to show us the user research that is informing them and making them think "people who use Firefox are fine with ads, love them, don't mind having surprise advertising tech running in the browser that explicitly tells them it won't do that, and are apparently now clambering for more AI in their browser" and I suspect we probably won't. There just is no way that someone who thinks that the series of bad calls Firefox has made recently are actually fine would use Firefox.
jonny (good kind)
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •I'm not defending their AI strategy but I don't think it's *that “AI”*. Examples of the AI they invest in is local in-browser translation and fake review detection. It’s more of a "traditional" ML rather than fancy LLM.
There also was text-to-speech model done in collab with Mozilla (with fully available and open voice samples data set) but I don't know if it was ever even intended to be used in the browser.
I actually use their translation extension (which uses their translation model). I also use Google Translate extension. Google Translate outright refuses to translate some bits of text (5-10%) while Mozilla's extension translates everything. GT is a tiny bit better when it works but it's extremely frustrating when it doesn’t. Consistency of Mozilla's translation is much more preferable to me. I'd even go as far as saying it's good AI.
dave
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •well, LIbrewolf seems a better choice. Even then, you will be owned by 52/8 54/8 34/8 and 35/8 netblocks from Amazon and Google unless you get rid of push, ping, shopping the control addresses and a few other things.
You see, they put a lot of work into this, mainly out of self interest. It's not for you.
If you're online, they will try to stop you from changing or even scrolling down to certain things in about.config
They infiltrate everything.
keep on eye on that pile of underwear.
barrkel
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •the primary use case for Firefox is Tree Style Tabs
That's the big one.
Containers (for separating logins more than privacy) and a working ublock origin probably make up the rest.
Chloé Azencott
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •nightoo
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •A shitton of stuff goes into a browser, but I'm pretty sure for >90% of users it would not make a difference whatsoever if they're using Chrome or Firefox. The differences between modern browsers are honestly so minimal, no average person is going to notice.
Privacy? A few odd extensions? RAM usage?
I'd argue that the only people who notice *any difference at all* are people on a similar level of technological expertise as us "privacy wingnuts"
Orca 🌻 | 🎀 | 🪁 | 🏴🏳️⚧️
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •If (can I still use "if" here?) Mozilla abandon all its principles and went down the Google way... what's the point in using Firefox?
Dan Goodman
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •dave
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •Heads up I tagged them in the other comment I posted.
Bill Seitz
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-ki…
Excerpts webseitz.fluxent.com/wiki/2024…
The Man Who Killed Google Search
Edward Zitron (Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At)dave
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •No I do not want to save anything to the Amazon cloud, though Mozilla will push you there and what they hell is it with the 34.0.0.0/8 DDOS when I try to turn off your SPY TOOLS??? @mozilla
dave
in reply to dave • • •#Google employees "volunteer" their time to work on #Firefox, and make it there own.
Even when you are using it on your desktop.
Do you wonder why people say #FuckGoogle? Look at these Google addresses, when I launch my browser on my computer at home.
Fuck #Google
Anyone who offers an excuse for this will be blocked. There is none, and this a mild example.
Orca 🌻 | 🎀 | 🪁 | 🏴🏳️⚧️
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •That last sentence so reminds me of Microsoft around the year 2000.
Mozilla is dead inside.
Asta [AMP]
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •Chris
in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •Says the company financed by Google as a fucking figleaf
Robin Monks
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