'mRNA COVID vaccines caused 74% deaths…': Dr McCullough's chilling revelation at Senate hearing
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Started streaming on May 26, 2025 #economictimes #latestnews #ET
On May 21, the U.S. Senate’s Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations held a crucial hearing titled "The Corruption of Science and Federal Health Agencies: How Health Officials Downplayed and Hid Myocarditis and Other Adverse Events Associated with the COVID-19 Vaccines." Top medical experts and legal ...
'mRNA COVID vaccines caused 74% deaths…': Dr McCullough's chilling revelation at Senate hearing
On May 21, the U.S. Senate’s Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations held a crucial hearing titled "The Corruption of Science and Federal Health Agencies: H...YouTube
![[arranged as loss dot jpg four panel] Young man, take the breadsticks and run, I said young man, man door hand hook car gun] elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 'WE'VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
bloodlikeice: (@caesarianconfection @ fidefortitude I've said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist | wasn't expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this.... This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you'll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It'l be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385478 "[arranged as loss dot jpg four panel] Young man, take the breadsticks and run, I said young man, man door hand hook car gun] elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 'WE'VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
bloodlikeice: (@caesarianconfection @ fidefortitude I've said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist | wasn't expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this.... This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you'll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It'l be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?")
![japhers: it might also just be a coincidence due to loss jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000's rage comics
shit | was getting a political compass vibe too g your-uncle-dave tag urself im man door hand hook car gun 4. politicalcompassmemes [image from 1 made into political compass meme format]
Reply: [the political compass placed in the photo frame for nickelback photograph meme format]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385483 "japhers: it might also just be a coincidence due to loss jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000's rage comics
shit | was getting a political compass vibe too g your-uncle-dave tag urself im man door hand hook car gun 4. politicalcompassmemes [image from 1 made into political compass meme format]
Reply: [the political compass placed in the photo frame for nickelback photograph meme format]")
![[the nickelback photo now replaces the head of the read dress girl in the distracted boyfriend meme format]
[image above replaces butterfly in is this a pigeon meme format]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385485 "[the nickelback photo now replaces the head of the read dress girl in the distracted boyfriend meme format]
[image above replaces butterfly in is this a pigeon meme format]")
![2% megapope but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol @ CBS News &
>BSNews "Consent condom" requires four hands to open, making powerful statement about consent chsn.ws/ 2GbiSZ3
4 s ‘, i P\
N 2:48 AM - 10 Apr 19 - trueAn P roobaxion how many hands you got](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385571 "2% megapope but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol @ CBS News &
>BSNews \"Consent condom\" requires four hands to open, making powerful statement about consent chsn.ws/ 2GbiSZ3
4 s ‘, i P\
N 2:48 AM - 10 Apr 19 - trueAn P roobaxion how many hands you got")
![B corvus
contented happy whistle.wav 11721, | uh uh this is some shifty business beeping.wav 11721, [&] hey man I'm just tellin you what i know beepingwav ~ 11/21, &) short chips that indicate thinking.wav 11721, |&] danger will robinson screech.wav 1721, hey idiots over here whistle.wav 11721, [&] i have a bad feeling about this whistle and beepwav ~ 11/21, say that to my face again you gold chrome bastard.... 11/21, €] fuk uwav 1721, ‘much better](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385593 "B corvus
contented happy whistle.wav 11721, | uh uh this is some shifty business beeping.wav 11721, [&] hey man I'm just tellin you what i know beepingwav ~ 11/21, &) short chips that indicate thinking.wav 11721, |&] danger will robinson screech.wav 1721, hey idiots over here whistle.wav 11721, [&] i have a bad feeling about this whistle and beepwav ~ 11/21, say that to my face again you gold chrome bastard.... 11/21, €] fuk uwav 1721, ‘much better")
![[photo of a postman with a mohawk] post punk](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385671 "[photo of a postman with a mohawk] post punk")
![Screenshot: Corey . So | told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha! [photo of man lying on floor]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385701 "Screenshot: Corey . So | told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha! [photo of man lying on floor]")
![sisterofiris
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, | am sick and not sure if Pl be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
6 yay855
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick
A rox-and-prose Follow
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
- hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because | have a heache. | Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
e xakumi Follow
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN B
E themodernsouthernpolytheist Follow
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385717 "sisterofiris
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, | am sick and not sure if Pl be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
6 yay855
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick
A rox-and-prose Follow
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
- hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because | have a heache. | Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
e xakumi Follow
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN B
E themodernsouthernpolytheist Follow
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.")
![Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell? The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved.” And i woke up.
[banner with a picture of Harry Styles and the words this post is ravioli approved]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385741 "Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell? The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message \"This Dream Is Ravioli Approved.” And i woke up.
[banner with a picture of Harry Styles and the words this post is ravioli approved]")
![cloverthirteen: only ace positivity in my gang
waitingtorespawn / problemsleuth [1920's gangster voice] every single one'a you's...... every single one'a you's is valid....... !
butterfly-sweets: "Dat guy? Dat's Vinnie the Ace, dat is. Now youse'd think dat's onaccounta he plays cards real good, right? Well he don't, he's just ay- aseks- he don't like ta do the horizontal mambo, see?" FGDRFBDTHYUWEGYFGESEUIG](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385751 "cloverthirteen: only ace positivity in my gang
waitingtorespawn / problemsleuth [1920's gangster voice] every single one'a you's...... every single one'a you's is valid....... !
butterfly-sweets: \"Dat guy? Dat's Vinnie the Ace, dat is. Now youse'd think dat's onaccounta he plays cards real good, right? Well he don't, he's just ay- aseks- he don't like ta do the horizontal mambo, see?\" FGDRFBDTHYUWEGYFGESEUIG")
![thepasswordisnotpassword
Alternatvely:
(alexa screenshot)
WHEN YOU SAY
"Alexa, intruder alert”
ALEXA WILL
Add action (+]
@ Floor lamp: Turnon, 100%blue
@ say “You're gonna have a bad time”=
@ play “megalovania” on amazon music](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385755 "thepasswordisnotpassword
Alternatvely:
(alexa screenshot)
WHEN YOU SAY
\"Alexa, intruder alert”
ALEXA WILL
Add action (+]
@ Floor lamp: Turnon, 100%blue
@ say “You're gonna have a bad time”=
@ play “megalovania” on amazon music")
![disastertarper
You know as a former clown breeder | do have to say that breeding clowns isn't as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. First, you have to make sure your female s ready to mate. Ifyou put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you're going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It's fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you've gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.
[photo of a woman clown in a spotted dress with striped tights]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385767 "disastertarper
You know as a former clown breeder | do have to say that breeding clowns isn't as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. First, you have to make sure your female s ready to mate. Ifyou put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you're going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It's fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you've gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.
[photo of a woman clown in a spotted dress with striped tights]")
![This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono- chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready.
[photo of a woman clown in a bright jacket, rainbow top and striped and spotty skirt]
This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I'd bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385769 "This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono- chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready.
[photo of a woman clown in a bright jacket, rainbow top and striped and spotty skirt]
This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I'd bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!")
![Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. | know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they're obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It's a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. [photo of popcorn] Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it's happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you've transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. What I've found with my clowns, back when | did this, is that most. clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385771 "Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. | know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they're obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It's a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. [photo of popcorn] Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it's happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you've transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. What I've found with my clowns, back when | did this, is that most. clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine.")
![mintymaiden: [word cloud of associations of colour red, including positive such as "enthusiasm, strength" and negatives such as "danger"] I"d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings".
ichigo-hiyoko: im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR
youthful-pills: Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385793 "mintymaiden: [word cloud of associations of colour red, including positive such as \"enthusiasm, strength\" and negatives such as \"danger\"] I\"d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings\".
ichigo-hiyoko: im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR
youthful-pills: Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer")
![It's so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like this [photo of women in the 80s wearing garish leotards over brightly coloured leggings and legwarmers]
I have to double check ever blog name with rad or radical and I hate it because they were my favourite words](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385805 "It's so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like this [photo of women in the 80s wearing garish leotards over brightly coloured leggings and legwarmers]
I have to double check ever blog name with rad or radical and I hate it because they were my favourite words")
![howlingday:
Dragon Ball Question:
Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. | get that.
But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?
[screenshotted reply]
His greatest power is knowing which slur to use against any opponent](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385853 "howlingday:
Dragon Ball Question:
Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. | get that.
But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?
[screenshotted reply]
His greatest power is knowing which slur to use against any opponent")
![since you guys wanted to see it: #(text screenshots) weird question but can you send me a picture of the abstract painting in the dining room that you think is a bird but i think is a whale barfing blood but troy thinks is like a reindeer
Sure, soon as | get home
[photo of an abstract painting of a big bluish blob with stuff coming out of it. Sorry, it's so abstract I can't effectively image-describe it. I think it looks a bit like a whale surfacing]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385857 "since you guys wanted to see it: #(text screenshots) weird question but can you send me a picture of the abstract painting in the dining room that you think is a bird but i think is a whale barfing blood but troy thinks is like a reindeer
Sure, soon as | get home
[photo of an abstract painting of a big bluish blob with stuff coming out of it. Sorry, it's so abstract I can't effectively image-describe it. I think it looks a bit like a whale surfacing]")
![graynara:
watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
nuggetemily:
literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this
! bluesargentsclues
Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:
[what follows is a series of screenshots across the next few pics]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385859 "graynara:
watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
nuggetemily:
literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this
! bluesargentsclues
Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:
[what follows is a series of screenshots across the next few pics]")
![anon ask: Where'd you come up with your url?
7eggs: there were seven eqgs left 27teacups same
7eggs: you must have a lot of tea cups 27:teacups [photo of a cabinet filled with ornate teacups] yes](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385867 "anon ask: Where'd you come up with your url?
7eggs: there were seven eqgs left 27teacups same
7eggs: you must have a lot of tea cups 27:teacups [photo of a cabinet filled with ornate teacups] yes")
![burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
theffff: she is making a list. It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
iguanamouth: [two panel illustration. Panel 1: a paw holding a pen, writing a naughty/nice list
Panel 2: a grinning tiger in a Santa hat is revealed holding the quill]
She's almost here](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385904 "burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
theffff: she is making a list. It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
iguanamouth: [two panel illustration. Panel 1: a paw holding a pen, writing a naughty/nice list
Panel 2: a grinning tiger in a Santa hat is revealed holding the quill]
She's almost here")
![glumshoe: oh god g
saior-lady Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
glumshoe Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
jenivi Screenshot from a sonic game. [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like [photo of a green baby that looks like Miss Piggy and a pink baby tht looks like Kermit] So do with that what you will](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385919 "glumshoe: oh god g
saior-lady Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
glumshoe Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
jenivi Screenshot from a sonic game. [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like [photo of a green baby that looks like Miss Piggy and a pink baby tht looks like Kermit] So do with that what you will")
![fremedon: Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right): [screenshot of a framed photo with a human man on the left and a frog-bear hybrid on the right]
capitalism-and-analytics: Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
la-pou-belle I, for one, think Shrek handiled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
[screenshot of a google search for Dronkeys from Shrek]
The Dronkeys are a hybrid of both dragons and donkeys, namely Dragon and Donkey. There are six Dronkeys at the end of the movie, Dragon arrives, greeting Donkey and behind her came six Dronkeys. Donkey refers them as his "little mutant babies". kestrelsparverius: [same sonic game screenshot, slightly more compressed] [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385921 "fremedon: Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right): [screenshot of a framed photo with a human man on the left and a frog-bear hybrid on the right]
capitalism-and-analytics: Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
la-pou-belle I, for one, think Shrek handiled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
[screenshot of a google search for Dronkeys from Shrek]
The Dronkeys are a hybrid of both dragons and donkeys, namely Dragon and Donkey. There are six Dronkeys at the end of the movie, Dragon arrives, greeting Donkey and behind her came six Dronkeys. Donkey refers them as his \"little mutant babies\". kestrelsparverius: [same sonic game screenshot, slightly more compressed] [EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?")
![adrnired [screenshot of Diane and Mr Peanutbutter in a doctor;s surgery] In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (eft). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
autisticexpression: This is the worst addition to this post
araku-validrava: [screenshot from Treasure Planet] I'am reminded of Treasure Planet. In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babieswizardiizardinhislair: I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right? Oris that just something my brain made up? ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru [same sonic screenshot, very compressed][EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING taking about
ingscrownG66: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
the-haiku-bot: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman Beep boop!
astronomical-bagel: anyone in this thread smoke weed](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385923 "adrnired [screenshot of Diane and Mr Peanutbutter in a doctor;s surgery] In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (eft). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
autisticexpression: This is the worst addition to this post
araku-validrava: [screenshot from Treasure Planet] I'am reminded of Treasure Planet. In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babieswizardiizardinhislair: I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right? Oris that just something my brain made up? ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru [same sonic screenshot, very compressed][EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING taking about
ingscrownG66: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
the-haiku-bot: Last time | saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman Beep boop!
astronomical-bagel: anyone in this thread smoke weed")
![cerinthescarietpescatarian: “X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy | hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood). . derinthescarletpescatarian: “Okay but why is it always so chemically roundabout and unnecessarily complicated” well buddy, that’s because your blood is imitation seawater. See? It's very simple. ‘ badwificonnection: Blood is what now? derinthescarletpescatarian: It's imitation seawater what part is confusing
badwificonnection [math lady meme]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385925 "cerinthescarietpescatarian: “X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy | hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood). . derinthescarletpescatarian: “Okay but why is it always so chemically roundabout and unnecessarily complicated” well buddy, that’s because your blood is imitation seawater. See? It's very simple. ‘ badwificonnection: Blood is what now? derinthescarletpescatarian: It's imitation seawater what part is confusing
badwificonnection [math lady meme]")
![queencatradora: i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question...__. what the hell is in your mouth” "
lesbianwisdom:
?? Was it bad or good? What did you say?
it was in awe Imao then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
[gif of person with tripping eyes]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385939 "queencatradora: i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question...__. what the hell is in your mouth” \"
lesbianwisdom:
?? Was it bad or good? What did you say?
it was in awe Imao then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
[gif of person with tripping eyes]")
![uueencatradora oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and [series of screenshots of replies]
kanetamarion: What was it tho i
m-just-gay-and-depressed ‘ Ok but What WAs in your mouth?
kavisilence : so what was in your mouth that could have invoked that response like was your tooth just creating a wormhole in your mouth or what
starryeyedwonder said What's in your mouth??? Why did they ask that????
story time okay so to preface this, my hometown where i'm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you're there for awhile you get the feeling that's something’s not....quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much S0 that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i'm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385941 "uueencatradora oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and [series of screenshots of replies]
kanetamarion: What was it tho i
m-just-gay-and-depressed ‘ Ok but What WAs in your mouth?
kavisilence : so what was in your mouth that could have invoked that response like was your tooth just creating a wormhole in your mouth or what
starryeyedwonder said What's in your mouth??? Why did they ask that????
story time okay so to preface this, my hometown where i'm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you're there for awhile you get the feeling that's something’s not....quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much S0 that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i'm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.")
![sytherenne:
[screnshot]
While this show has some SERIOUS '90s vibes, it's not bad! | absolutely see the appeal. | love that it's about girls finding their inner strength, kicking ass, and defeating evil. Out of all the reboots that have happened, I'm surprised that this hasn't been touched yet. | still don't know why Spike and Angel seem like older men compared to Buffy, but | guess people were into it? But also — was there ever a Team Spike or Team Angel like Team Edward/Jacob LET ME KNOW.
I can't believe | had to read this sentence in a buzzfeed thing about BtVS with ‘my own goddamn eyes how is it possible this has slipped from the mind of the collective conscious, people died in this conflict, know your fandom history jeeze
etraytin:
It's the way of all wars. When peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385955 "sytherenne:
[screnshot]
While this show has some SERIOUS '90s vibes, it's not bad! | absolutely see the appeal. | love that it's about girls finding their inner strength, kicking ass, and defeating evil. Out of all the reboots that have happened, I'm surprised that this hasn't been touched yet. | still don't know why Spike and Angel seem like older men compared to Buffy, but | guess people were into it? But also — was there ever a Team Spike or Team Angel like Team Edward/Jacob LET ME KNOW.
I can't believe | had to read this sentence in a buzzfeed thing about BtVS with ‘my own goddamn eyes how is it possible this has slipped from the mind of the collective conscious, people died in this conflict, know your fandom history jeeze
etraytin:
It's the way of all wars. When peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them.")
![junkoandthediamonds i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
[screenshot reply] Joker would be so f... '
junkoandthediamonds: [screenshotted replies]
-funny if he was already just like that before he fell into the chemical vat
-furious if harley kept breaking into his house and eating his peanut butter? '
-fucking cool if he could beatbox?
- F... unny if Harley Quinn and Jason Todd killed him?
all wonderful guesses! but alas, no, it was:](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385957 "junkoandthediamonds i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
[screenshot reply] Joker would be so f... '
junkoandthediamonds: [screenshotted replies]
-funny if he was already just like that before he fell into the chemical vat
-furious if harley kept breaking into his house and eating his peanut butter? '
-fucking cool if he could beatbox?
- F... unny if Harley Quinn and Jason Todd killed him?
all wonderful guesses! but alas, no, it was:")
![[screenshotted reply]Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr
junkoandthediamonds [two more screenshot replies]
-Pink hair would slay tbh .
-Can yall NOT make "pussy cunt cunt" jokes about a literal murderer. Mind you he killed people?????
mixed reactions on this one](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385959 "[screenshotted reply]Joker would be so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay if he had pink hair but he's incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr
junkoandthediamonds [two more screenshot replies]
-Pink hair would slay tbh .
-Can yall NOT make \"pussy cunt cunt\" jokes about a literal murderer. Mind you he killed people?????
mixed reactions on this one")
![soupsy-daisy
[painting of classical philosophers debating]
ndvecity: there’s a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
official-lucifers-child [two panel cartoon: tumblr no avatar picture with sunglasses in a car, speech bubble pointing to the post above; panel 2 reveals he is at a drive in talking to a scared server]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385967 "soupsy-daisy
[painting of classical philosophers debating]
ndvecity: there’s a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
official-lucifers-child [two panel cartoon: tumblr no avatar picture with sunglasses in a car, speech bubble pointing to the post above; panel 2 reveals he is at a drive in talking to a scared server]")
![lesbenny: Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.
lesbenny: [screenshotted reply] are you perhaps a bear
I'm trying to be but getting testosterone without a damoly doctor is impossible
lesbenny: [screenshot tags] oh this is a good one, at 47 notes not but I bet it'll go far](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385977 "lesbenny: Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.
lesbenny: [screenshotted reply] are you perhaps a bear
I'm trying to be but getting testosterone without a damoly doctor is impossible
lesbenny: [screenshot tags] oh this is a good one, at 47 notes not but I bet it'll go far")
![[more screenshots] -investing at 46 notes
-to me this has 23k notes
Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.
armchair: it's a bear market
[Clip art cartoon of a woman hitting a baseball with the ball forming the o of the words home run](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385979 "[more screenshots] -investing at 46 notes
-to me this has 23k notes
Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.
armchair: it's a bear market
[Clip art cartoon of a woman hitting a baseball with the ball forming the o of the words home run")
![cannibalchicken [twitter screenshot] Is maroon just navy red
@lilbrownbby why does this make sense s noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination: it doesnt make sense tho navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700's maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut. like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385983 "cannibalchicken [twitter screenshot] Is maroon just navy red
@lilbrownbby why does this make sense s noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination: it doesnt make sense tho navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700's maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut. like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!")
![wonderweird:
This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as 'm pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post are artists saying “YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!"
so-basically-im-jevil:
if you don't know the name origin of every single color ever then you arent an artist
payeehay:
and mustard is navy yellow
bogmummytakethewheel:
the navy trfecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to ‘awhole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel
bogmummytakethewheel
[colour wheel in dark desaturated colours]
i did the best i could](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385987 "wonderweird:
This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as 'm pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post are artists saying “YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!\"
so-basically-im-jevil:
if you don't know the name origin of every single color ever then you arent an artist
payeehay:
and mustard is navy yellow
bogmummytakethewheel:
the navy trfecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to ‘awhole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel
bogmummytakethewheel
[colour wheel in dark desaturated colours]
i did the best i could")
![proxypunch [colour spectrum in same colours],
nomestuckpolice Thank you, law abiding citizen! We'll apprehend the suspect [spongebob squarepants gif of arrest] actualrealexplode: [screenshot of arm with gun shooting cop] IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
angelpatton: This post is a fucking trainwreck](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385989 "proxypunch [colour spectrum in same colours],
nomestuckpolice Thank you, law abiding citizen! We'll apprehend the suspect [spongebob squarepants gif of arrest] actualrealexplode: [screenshot of arm with gun shooting cop] IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
angelpatton: This post is a fucking trainwreck")
![then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the. spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).
thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is [picture of the bee from bee movie]
prokopetz:
Take your prize and get out of my house.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7385995 "then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the. spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).
thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is [picture of the bee from bee movie]
prokopetz:
Take your prize and get out of my house.")
![I just saw my cousin on tinder can I die she's gonna know I'm gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
[Two spider man's pointing at each other react]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386011 "I just saw my cousin on tinder can I die she's gonna know I'm gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
[Two spider man's pointing at each other react]")
![fingers in ass Sunday
you know what day ir is
addicted to fingers in his ass Sunday
[Salute screenshot]
See you on the other side, true heroes](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386013 "fingers in ass Sunday
you know what day ir is
addicted to fingers in his ass Sunday
[Salute screenshot]
See you on the other side, true heroes")
![every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again
#promhe/theyus [crying emojis]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386015 "every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again
#promhe/theyus [crying emojis]")
![Anon: brea
thickness-protection-program:
-d [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
-sts [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
vagrantclown: breadsts
thickness-protection-programme: [photo of loaves of bread which look like breasts] [kombucha lady meme, interested react]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386021 "Anon: brea
thickness-protection-program:
-d [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
-sts [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
vagrantclown: breadsts
thickness-protection-programme: [photo of loaves of bread which look like breasts] [kombucha lady meme, interested react]")
![foreverial: shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
foreverial: [reply screenshot]for lit majors its PEDESTRIAN bruh never have i been so decimated than when a prof said my thesis proposal was pedestrian
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386023 "foreverial: shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
foreverial: [reply screenshot]for lit majors its PEDESTRIAN bruh never have i been so decimated than when a prof said my thesis proposal was pedestrian
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are")
![Text chat screenshots:
-are you ready to see a flier that's everywhere at my school
-if ur prefacing it fuck yeah I am
[Poster advertising the vagina monologues with 90s rad-stylr background and a picture of the bee from bee movie saying "ya like vag"]
I wasn't ready
forbiddenseason: I'm exceeding all expectations](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386035 "Text chat screenshots:
-are you ready to see a flier that's everywhere at my school
-if ur prefacing it fuck yeah I am
[Poster advertising the vagina monologues with 90s rad-stylr background and a picture of the bee from bee movie saying \"ya like vag\"]
I wasn't ready
forbiddenseason: I'm exceeding all expectations")
![i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
avantgaye:
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said *i have 5 kids”
witchraft-with-space-bean:
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. | asked her why, and she shrugged and said I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
anais-ninja-blog:
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Katjohnadams:
Actual conversation | had at register:
“Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can | get you, today?”
“How much s it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386043 "i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
avantgaye:
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said *i have 5 kids”
witchraft-with-space-bean:
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. | asked her why, and she shrugged and said I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
anais-ninja-blog:
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Katjohnadams:
Actual conversation | had at register:
“Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can | get you, today?”
“How much s it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”")
![malewifenat: Anonymous asked: What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab? malewifenat answered: x.’m palestinian ‘captainlordauditor: [reply screenshot] hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn't call yourself indian if you aren't indigenous :)[picture of a map of the country India]
same energy
princesskuragina [conversation screenshots] Does Dutch mean like dom butch?
NO. It's my nationality.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386049 "malewifenat: Anonymous asked: What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab? malewifenat answered: x.’m palestinian ‘captainlordauditor: [reply screenshot] hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn't call yourself indian if you aren't indigenous :)[picture of a map of the country India]
same energy
princesskuragina [conversation screenshots] Does Dutch mean like dom butch?
NO. It's my nationality.")
![[post and reply screenshot]
hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I'm Spanish" like no that's a language not a nationalty
-boy have i got news for you about a country called spain
definitely-not-lordenglish [conversation screenshots]
Anonymous asked you really thought that putting I/ait/h in your bio and your carrd would be a sneaky way to let people know that you like vo//itro//n Imao. could've just wrote klance and not use some obscure shipping name that people already know about anyways
leorio-moved-deactivated2020022 answered LAITH IS MY NAME IT'S LITERALLY AN ARABIC NAME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
catradoraism [conversation screenshot] Anonymous asked: ° urgh “queensland” just call it england you pretentious bitch logarto answered: ‘ [map of Australia showing Queensland] bigexcluder [screenshot]
lee: HUH . . .
lee: what pride flag is that. .
lee: oh lee guessed the word! The word was 'Germany](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386051 "[post and reply screenshot]
hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I'm Spanish\" like no that's a language not a nationalty
-boy have i got news for you about a country called spain
definitely-not-lordenglish [conversation screenshots]
Anonymous asked you really thought that putting I/ait/h in your bio and your carrd would be a sneaky way to let people know that you like vo//itro//n Imao. could've just wrote klance and not use some obscure shipping name that people already know about anyways
leorio-moved-deactivated2020022 answered LAITH IS MY NAME IT'S LITERALLY AN ARABIC NAME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
catradoraism [conversation screenshot] Anonymous asked: ° urgh “queensland” just call it england you pretentious bitch logarto answered: ‘ [map of Australia showing Queensland] bigexcluder [screenshot]
lee: HUH . . .
lee: what pride flag is that. .
lee: oh lee guessed the word! The word was 'Germany")
![Anonymous said Do you have a fetish for men or something
[reply is a picture of Tails wearing a shirt with a rainbow saying "I'm gay" [conversation screenshot] Who's Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid.......
there’s more
enby-demon-crespy [conversation screenshot]
Anonymous asked you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family but you raised mexican catholic™™" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?
Reply: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of *high ranking” nazi?](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386053 "Anonymous said Do you have a fetish for men or something
[reply is a picture of Tails wearing a shirt with a rainbow saying \"I'm gay\" [conversation screenshot] Who's Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid.......
there’s more
enby-demon-crespy [conversation screenshot]
Anonymous asked you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family but you raised mexican catholic™™\" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?
Reply: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of *high ranking” nazi?")
![Opalite [conversation and reply screenshots]
anonymous asked:
I dont know who the hell the B
stands for but god its disgusting
that you ship anyone with Dib.
Thats a whole ass child, freak.
Wanted to follow for the Pokemon
content but you're out here
shipping whatever the fuck badr
is. Dont fucking ship the kids with
irkens jesus christ
[reply] HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC | DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
[picture of the Welsh flag]
re-unpoputar-opinions These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.
wrxthiabella: that... that is the Welsh flag...
runofthemillsocialist: Gender of the day: Wales “
Tord-kitschener: LGBTW (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Welsh)](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386055 "Opalite [conversation and reply screenshots]
anonymous asked:
I dont know who the hell the B
stands for but god its disgusting
that you ship anyone with Dib.
Thats a whole ass child, freak.
Wanted to follow for the Pokemon
content but you're out here
shipping whatever the fuck badr
is. Dont fucking ship the kids with
irkens jesus christ
[reply] HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC | DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
[picture of the Welsh flag]
re-unpoputar-opinions These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.
wrxthiabella: that... that is the Welsh flag...
runofthemillsocialist: Gender of the day: Wales “
Tord-kitschener: LGBTW (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Welsh)")
![[twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] "Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business
theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386057 "[twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] \"Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business
theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.")
![as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man
[three pictures of greetings cards. In the first, Santa has his arm around a hasidic man, and they have switched hats. In the second, Santa and the hasidic man are skating together. In the third, they have their arms around each other]
like. slay.
Quality bear 4 bear content](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386059 "as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man
[three pictures of greetings cards. In the first, Santa has his arm around a hasidic man, and they have switched hats. In the second, Santa and the hasidic man are skating together. In the third, they have their arms around each other]
like. slay.
Quality bear 4 bear content")
![salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni
[photo of a saluki, a white dog with a long face and fluffy, floppy ears]
shes a paid employee of amnesty international now](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386061 "salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni
[photo of a saluki, a white dog with a long face and fluffy, floppy ears]
shes a paid employee of amnesty international now")
![basic-banshee: [text screenshots]
-Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend
-I will give you a Starbucks gift card
-My boyfriend's dad is a VP at (blurred)-and he and his wife will 100% be there -It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed
-You have loads of friends! Can't one . of them do it?
-You're my only straight friend. | need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end
-Just make a Craigslist ad
-Omg wait can I help
And so it begins ‘
bazfloralsuit: having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
basic-banshee: Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee: Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig” I now see my mistake](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386065 "basic-banshee: [text screenshots]
-Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend
-I will give you a Starbucks gift card
-My boyfriend's dad is a VP at (blurred)-and he and his wife will 100% be there -It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed
-You have loads of friends! Can't one . of them do it?
-You're my only straight friend. | need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end
-Just make a Craigslist ad
-Omg wait can I help
And so it begins ‘
bazfloralsuit: having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
basic-banshee: Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee: Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig” I now see my mistake")
![basic-banshee: [more text screenshots] -Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend
-Are you still talking about this
-Collin said you were joking
-I am 93% serious
-Can I wear a suit? How butch do | . need to be?
-Oh my god yes you can wear a suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits
-Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner!
-Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat . that following weekend?
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action. justluckyiguess: My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
basic-banshee: Can confirm | am meeting and mating just fine](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386067 "basic-banshee: [more text screenshots] -Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend
-Are you still talking about this
-Collin said you were joking
-I am 93% serious
-Can I wear a suit? How butch do | . need to be?
-Oh my god yes you can wear a suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits
-Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner!
-Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat . that following weekend?
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action. justluckyiguess: My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
basic-banshee: Can confirm | am meeting and mating just fine")
![basic-banshee: By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman now cooliopumpkin [screenshot of John Mulaney, modified to make him say, "That's what | thought you'd say, you |esbian"]
basic-banshee: This is the feedback I've been looking for
charlesoberonn: [screenshot of the first text conversation, highlighting "I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end "
basic-banshee: [a windows button, with the text saying "Task failed successfully"]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386069 "basic-banshee: By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman now cooliopumpkin [screenshot of John Mulaney, modified to make him say, \"That's what | thought you'd say, you |esbian\"]
basic-banshee: This is the feedback I've been looking for
charlesoberonn: [screenshot of the first text conversation, highlighting \"I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end \"
basic-banshee: [a windows button, with the text saying \"Task failed successfully\"]")
![obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by [struck out] Queen David Bowie. the phone immediately began to ring. “ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!" “I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” | replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure. I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start. And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born. .
tricktster
[reply screenshot]
@tricktster you really gotta tell us the
aftermath after that day
I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format | started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386077 "obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by [struck out] Queen David Bowie. the phone immediately began to ring. “ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!\" “I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” | replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure. I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start. And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born. .
tricktster
[reply screenshot]
@tricktster you really gotta tell us the
aftermath after that day
I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format | started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.")
![From a fellow cat - please spread the word that the squirrel outside my window is public enemy number one. The cardinal is number two.
PSA please be on the lookout for this suspicious man [photo of a squirrel scampering in grass] and call cat police immediately if you see this individual (do not approach) [photo of a cardinal bird in a tree eating red berries]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386097 "From a fellow cat - please spread the word that the squirrel outside my window is public enemy number one. The cardinal is number two.
PSA please be on the lookout for this suspicious man [photo of a squirrel scampering in grass] and call cat police immediately if you see this individual (do not approach) [photo of a cardinal bird in a tree eating red berries]")
![For a second there I forgot that cardinal was a type of bird and I didn't hesitate to think that a cat would have a vendetta against a high ranking member of the church, and also that that vendetta would be second to a squirrel
Cat: attention all for safety sake please also be very cautious if you see him [photo of a Catholic cardinal in red regalia] armed and dangerous](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386099 "For a second there I forgot that cardinal was a type of bird and I didn't hesitate to think that a cat would have a vendetta against a high ranking member of the church, and also that that vendetta would be second to a squirrel
Cat: attention all for safety sake please also be very cautious if you see him [photo of a Catholic cardinal in red regalia] armed and dangerous")
![despazito the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo
[picture of a thrilled-looking cartoon great dane dog wearing glasses and a tie at the bedside of a great dane in a hospital bed marked "Mrs Doo", wearing a nightie and holding a baby great dane wrapped in a blanket]
[picture of a sad-looking great dane wearing a bow in a hospital bed while a baby great dane sits on her lap]
scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska: Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR I never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan | needed to say this
mothballwater: as a woman and a scrappy fan](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386107 "despazito the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo
[picture of a thrilled-looking cartoon great dane dog wearing glasses and a tie at the bedside of a great dane in a hospital bed marked \"Mrs Doo\", wearing a nightie and holding a baby great dane wrapped in a blanket]
[picture of a sad-looking great dane wearing a bow in a hospital bed while a baby great dane sits on her lap]
scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska: Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR I never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan | needed to say this
mothballwater: as a woman and a scrappy fan")
![jorrorlesbians: normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
[screenshotted tags] just met a librarian with knuckle tattoos that say book club, kinda hot of her
Very hot of her](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386125 "jorrorlesbians: normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
[screenshotted tags] just met a librarian with knuckle tattoos that say book club, kinda hot of her
Very hot of her")
![chiiquititamoved: Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
formlessdemi: [photo of a seagull eating a bagel, in a kind of cunty way]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386177 "chiiquititamoved: Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
formlessdemi: [photo of a seagull eating a bagel, in a kind of cunty way]")
![sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386273 "sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8")
![sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.
It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386275 "sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.
It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post")
![atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
atombombtom [screenshotted reply]
Anonymous asked: @ tell me less](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386295 "atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
atombombtom [screenshotted reply]
Anonymous asked: @ tell me less")
![reallybadblackoutpoems: A blackout poem made from a screenshot of a text with some words redacted. "I'll admit that my main problem with this [some text blacked out] is that | haven't [some text blacked out] asked.
text from my dad (2021) - my dad “i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked™ submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup
corandcoconutsoup: Screenshot of the complete text: "I'll admit that my main problem with this secret groundhog eating cult is that I haven't been invited to join despite my pedigree. I'd probably opt out, but it's nice to be asked." Original text for context
reallybadblackoutpoems: op this provides no context
cr-az069: op this is negative context](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386629 "reallybadblackoutpoems: A blackout poem made from a screenshot of a text with some words redacted. \"I'll admit that my main problem with this [some text blacked out] is that | haven't [some text blacked out] asked.
text from my dad (2021) - my dad “i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked™ submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup
corandcoconutsoup: Screenshot of the complete text: \"I'll admit that my main problem with this secret groundhog eating cult is that I haven't been invited to join despite my pedigree. I'd probably opt out, but it's nice to be asked.\" Original text for context
reallybadblackoutpoems: op this provides no context
cr-az069: op this is negative context")
![apas-95: Photo of a sign at a Luxembourg station saying "Kiss & rail. 30 min gratuites" it is accompanied by a cartoon of a couple kissing at a train station and advertising park and ride services at the station.
remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
apas-95: Screenshotted tags: "30 minutes is more than enough" "might rail 2 times"
nyanguardparty: Modified picture of a t shirt saying "Of course I cum fast. I got a [edited] train to catch". It has a picture of a fish on it, presumably original text reading "fish to catch"](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386653 "apas-95: Photo of a sign at a Luxembourg station saying \"Kiss & rail. 30 min gratuites\" it is accompanied by a cartoon of a couple kissing at a train station and advertising park and ride services at the station.
remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
apas-95: Screenshotted tags: \"30 minutes is more than enough\" \"might rail 2 times\"
nyanguardparty: Modified picture of a t shirt saying \"Of course I cum fast. I got a [edited] train to catch\". It has a picture of a fish on it, presumably original text reading \"fish to catch\"")
![jncos: Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video
Stock image of a smug-looking white man
Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.
jncos: Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386701 "jncos: Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video
Stock image of a smug-looking white man
Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.
jncos: Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.")
![prokopetz: Those little “[action] [body part]” dice represent a more efficient way to sin because it’s both fornication and gambling.
sixthrock: if you do it while wearing a wizard hat it technically qualifies as playing dungeons & dragons
thereby making it gambling fornication AND satan worship
three sins for the price of one](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386805 "prokopetz: Those little “[action] [body part]” dice represent a more efficient way to sin because it’s both fornication and gambling.
sixthrock: if you do it while wearing a wizard hat it technically qualifies as playing dungeons & dragons
thereby making it gambling fornication AND satan worship
three sins for the price of one")
![coolxatu: she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
twitchytyrant: the tumblr user is entertained by the mere shadow cast by the joke](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7386831 "coolxatu: she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
twitchytyrant: the tumblr user is entertained by the mere shadow cast by the joke")
![guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387269 "guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened")
![Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56]
wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387577 "Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God\" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56]
wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.")
![I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away.
The fact that she kept it for 58 years is even funnier. I was like “Who the hell is this?” and she let out an exasperated sigh and was like “That was [NAME]. He was in love with me.” Feelings very much not reciprocated for soldier boy.
I think this incident is so funny to me because it reminded me of girls my age screenshotting cringy conversations with horrible horny men and posting them in the group chat for everyone to see. I think of all those extremely horny and verbose historical love letters in museums dating back as long as humans have been able to write. I wonder if there was a caveman who made cave art to impress a possible mate but it was so bad she made a point of visiting the cave every year to show her friends and laugh at it.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387647 "I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away.
The fact that she kept it for 58 years is even funnier. I was like “Who the hell is this?” and she let out an exasperated sigh and was like “That was [NAME]. He was in love with me.” Feelings very much not reciprocated for soldier boy.
I think this incident is so funny to me because it reminded me of girls my age screenshotting cringy conversations with horrible horny men and posting them in the group chat for everyone to see. I think of all those extremely horny and verbose historical love letters in museums dating back as long as humans have been able to write. I wonder if there was a caveman who made cave art to impress a possible mate but it was so bad she made a point of visiting the cave every year to show her friends and laugh at it.")
![My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
Photo of the lower legs of a couple. Both have a tattoo of four ace cards and the name Dylan under it.
[self reblog]
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OP's ankle now had the same tattoo](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387661 "My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
Photo of the lower legs of a couple. Both have a tattoo of four ace cards and the name Dylan under it.
[self reblog]
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OP's ankle now had the same tattoo")
![[self reblog]
OK my dad also got it
Another leg with the cards and Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
Photo of three legs, all with the Dylan tattoo
DYLAN](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387663 "[self reblog]
OK my dad also got it
Another leg with the cards and Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
Photo of three legs, all with the Dylan tattoo
DYLAN")
![[self reblog]
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
The lower legs of a family of four, all rocking the Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
My fucking manager got it
A grinning young white man lifting his trousers to show his ankle with the Dylan tattoo](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387665 "[self reblog]
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
The lower legs of a family of four, all rocking the Dylan tattoo
[self reblog]
My fucking manager got it
A grinning young white man lifting his trousers to show his ankle with the Dylan tattoo")
![Imagine inviting someone to your home as a guest and you're settling in and they say "wow, your squirrels are so quiet!" and you have to pause and ask them what the fuck they mean. The squirrels in the walls. How do you keep them so quiet and out of the way? Still not quite comprehending what you're hearing, you ask them to repeat that. Why would they think you've got squirrels in your walls.
And your guest frowns in equal confusion, incredulous that you don't have squirrels in the walls. LIke, at all? Then something clicks together in their mind and they go "oh, you do the same thing as [mutual friend] does? Patching up the wall thing? So it actually works?" and it takes you a minute to process that they don't seem to actually believe that not having holes big enough for a squirrel to get in through actually leads to not having squirrels in your house.
You verify that yes. Everyone else has fixed the squirrel problem by patching the walls. Everyone else but they actually patches the walls, and nobody else but they keeps having the squirrel problem. They're the only one who does that instead of patching the wall. Your guest is insulted by your tone, insisting that it can't be that simple and that it's completely unrealistic to always keep your walls patched or to never have a squirrel in your house ever. Everyone has a squirrel in the house sometimes. You won't win this argument.
And that's what it's like to talk with americans on the internet.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387683 "Imagine inviting someone to your home as a guest and you're settling in and they say \"wow, your squirrels are so quiet!\" and you have to pause and ask them what the fuck they mean. The squirrels in the walls. How do you keep them so quiet and out of the way? Still not quite comprehending what you're hearing, you ask them to repeat that. Why would they think you've got squirrels in your walls.
And your guest frowns in equal confusion, incredulous that you don't have squirrels in the walls. LIke, at all? Then something clicks together in their mind and they go \"oh, you do the same thing as [mutual friend] does? Patching up the wall thing? So it actually works?\" and it takes you a minute to process that they don't seem to actually believe that not having holes big enough for a squirrel to get in through actually leads to not having squirrels in your house.
You verify that yes. Everyone else has fixed the squirrel problem by patching the walls. Everyone else but they actually patches the walls, and nobody else but they keeps having the squirrel problem. They're the only one who does that instead of patching the wall. Your guest is insulted by your tone, insisting that it can't be that simple and that it's completely unrealistic to always keep your walls patched or to never have a squirrel in your house ever. Everyone has a squirrel in the house sometimes. You won't win this argument.
And that's what it's like to talk with americans on the internet.")
![[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]
"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - "
“Her body is a map of scars, hardly an inch unblemished by a reminder of some hardship past: Not knowing the church potluck would be outside. Looking at her phone while on the stairs. Mowing the lawn. She still hasn’t told me how she managed to slit her whole wrist on that cardboard box, but someday when she’s ready to tell me, I’ll be ready to listen.”
“My eyes fall on a jagged white line across her palm, which I nearly overlooked. ‘And this one?’ I ask.
Her eyes cast away. For a moment, I think she won't speak. Finally, she murmurs, ‘The lid of the toilet tank broke in half but I just stuck the broken lid back on the toilet for weeks. Then one day when I was getting into the shower, the faucet knob broke, and I couldn’t turn the water off and then I hip-checked the toilet tank, and the broken lid fell off and through my hand, and I was naked and bleeding and the water wouldn’t turn off so I just stood there screaming for like five minutes before I could decide what to deal with first.’
Slowly, I bend forward and kiss the scar. ‘It’s beautiful,’ I tell her. ‘Just like you.’“](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387685 "[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]
\"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - \"
“Her body is a map of scars, hardly an inch unblemished by a reminder of some hardship past: Not knowing the church potluck would be outside. Looking at her phone while on the stairs. Mowing the lawn. She still hasn’t told me how she managed to slit her whole wrist on that cardboard box, but someday when she’s ready to tell me, I’ll be ready to listen.”
“My eyes fall on a jagged white line across her palm, which I nearly overlooked. ‘And this one?’ I ask.
Her eyes cast away. For a moment, I think she won't speak. Finally, she murmurs, ‘The lid of the toilet tank broke in half but I just stuck the broken lid back on the toilet for weeks. Then one day when I was getting into the shower, the faucet knob broke, and I couldn’t turn the water off and then I hip-checked the toilet tank, and the broken lid fell off and through my hand, and I was naked and bleeding and the water wouldn’t turn off so I just stood there screaming for like five minutes before I could decide what to deal with first.’
Slowly, I bend forward and kiss the scar. ‘It’s beautiful,’ I tell her. ‘Just like you.’“")
![arcueidbrunestud: kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
aokozaki: [gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
theballmighty: I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387725 "arcueidbrunestud: kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
aokozaki: [gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
theballmighty: I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…")
![Being in a tumblrina boy for twitter boy relationship has pluses such as my boyfriend trying and failing to explain “copium” in a way that sticks and me trying and failing to explain “blorbo from my shows” for 30 minutes while stuck in traffic. Love is love
Ocassionally we will ask each other “has[meme] made its way to twitter / tumblr yet?” Like two ambassadors discussing the imports and exports of nation states.](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387749 "Being in a tumblrina boy for twitter boy relationship has pluses such as my boyfriend trying and failing to explain “copium” in a way that sticks and me trying and failing to explain “blorbo from my shows” for 30 minutes while stuck in traffic. Love is love
Ocassionally we will ask each other “has[meme] made its way to twitter / tumblr yet?” Like two ambassadors discussing the imports and exports of nation states.")
![Tumblr post formatted to look like wikipedia: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387809 "Tumblr post formatted to look like wikipedia: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]")
![[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete](https://friendica.eskimo.com/photo/preview/640/7387831 "[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete")
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