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Obi-Two al-Menashani

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When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Da diddley, qua qua, da diddley, qua qua!

Trying to find my Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

dum vivo ego te cantet

How about that, Mr.Fung?!

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Obi-Two al-Menashani
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Another green dildo is tossed onto the court of a WNBA game. Time to start buying stock (in green dildos, not the WNBA)
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No more like any other themed sporting venue night. Whatever the gimmick is.

They could be cheap keychains or some shit. "WNBA"

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@MummaBear I have no idea.🤷🏻‍♂️

But I do find it hilarious.

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in reply to Obi-Two al-Menashani • 1 month ago • •
Here is the original neon green dildo. I hope this becomes a trend.
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So many jokes…
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Soon fans will be body searched for smuggling in dildos before being allowed to enter the area.
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a pat down wouldn't be good news for Britney griner
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“Sir, a second green dildo has hit the WNBA”
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Need a DildoCam at WMBA games
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@Killer_Mule @PNS first air ball of the game results in the tossing of the dildos
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@Killer_Mule noauthority.social/@zephyrotv/…

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@Truthy yeah, getting hit in the head with a 1 lb (or more?) hunk of silicone rubber wouldn’t feel great
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↯ Klaatu - Some Brave Apollo ↯

in reply to Obi-Two al-Menashani • 1 month ago • •
the green dildo is symbolic of that little known ancient Arthurian English story about Sir Gawain and the Green Knight as told by the green knight's wife.
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