Space junk is on the rise, and no one is in charge of cleaning it up

There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.

Biden put MTG in charge of defending against Jewish Space Lasers (JSLs). Her office is located at Bellvue Hospital. Perhaps, she can get the JSL's to redirect at space trash, given how capable she is. Or, was that "certifiable"? /s

arstechnica.com/space/2023/08/…

Space junk is on the rise, and no one is in charge of cleaning it up

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