RM(1) User Commands RM(1)

NAME
rm - the race machine compiler

SYNOPSIS
rm [OPTION]... FILE...

DESCRIPTION
rm is the fastest compiler known to humankind.
It optimizes away all source code, object files,
and binaries in one pass.

OPTIONS
-r, --recursive
Compiles entire directory trees in record time.

-f, --real-fast
Suppresses all warnings, errors, and files.

--optimize-away-your-career
Ensures reproducible builds of absolutely nothing.

--segfault-free
Guarantees zero runtime errors by eliminating runtime.

EXIT STATUS
Always 0. Nothing remains to complain about.

BUGS
None reported. None left to report them.